May the sunbring you new energy by day..May the moonsoftly restore you by night..May the rainwash away your worries..May the breezeblow new strength into your being..May you walkgently through the world and knowits beauty all the days of your lifeHugs..good evening
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly says:"My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly says:"Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says:"We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly says:"Tha t's n othin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!" 1st Hillbilly says:"Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly says:"'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly says:"That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say:"Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly says:"She ain't got no pecker.