52 Year Old
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Female
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From Independence, LA·
Joined on May 12, 2009
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on June 16th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
52 Year Old
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Female
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From Independence, LA·
Joined on May 12, 2009
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on June 16th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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http://www.myspace.com/patchez2003
52 Year Old
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Female
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From Independence, LA·
Joined on May 12, 2009
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on June 16th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense ofhumor.The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started upand cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another9 times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoosMIDNIGHT!)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckooclock.'When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooedthree times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared itsthroat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and thentripped over the coffee table and farted.
Thank you from the bottom of my Heart for your Friendship. Love and Hugs! Online friends are people we may never meet .... We see pictures, we see cams ... It isn't the same .... We grow close ... We care and share and show love .... One day we may not hear from one another .... Our hearts will break ... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore ..... We pray ....."Please come back" .... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had ..... Keep me close to your heart .... Friends forever ... Pass this on to all your friends .... If I get it back .... I know you care with love, ..... Thanks for always being my friend
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more May nothing but happiness come through your door
"""""""""""The lady reading this is beautiful,classy and strong,and I love her.Help her live her life to the fullest.Please promote her and cause her toexcel above her expectations.Help her shine in the darkest placeswhere it is impossible to love.Protect her at all times,lift her up when she needs you the most,andlet her know when she walks with you,She will always be safe.Luv you Girl!!!!Now you're on the clock!!!!In 9 minutes something will make you happy. ;-)But you have to tell 9 sisters you love them,including me. Go!!!!"""""""""""
