>
>
> > A Mexican, an African-American, and a Texan Redneck were
> walking together on a
> > Florida beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in
> the sand.
> > He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a
> Genie appeared.
> >
> > "I can only grant three wishes," the Genie
> said. "Since there are three of
> > you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the
> Black, he said, "Since you
> > found my bottle, you may have the first wish."
> >
> > The Black studied for a moment then said,
"I wish for a fleet of ships, and then gather all my people
together and take them back to our homeland in Africa ."
> >
> > Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared,
> stretching to the horizon..
> >
> > The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby
> peekups to take all my people
> > back to our homeland in May-he-co!"
> >
> > Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups
> full of Mexicans
> > appeared on the beach
> >
> > Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked,
"And what is your wish?"
> >
> > The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving
> toward the border,
> >
> > then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships
> sailing off to the East
> > and said,
> >
> >
> > "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any
> better than this!"
> >
