I wrote these while bored ..

The Twelve Steps for FuBar addicts

1. We admitted that we were powerless over FuBar, that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. We came to believe that a friend's list greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of babyjesus, as we understood Him.

4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our lounges and shout box.

5. We admitted to ourselves our friend's our fan's and our family, and to FuBarer's everywhere the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. We were entirely ready to have babyjesus remove all these defects of character.

7. We humbly asked babyjesus to fix all technical glitches.

8. We made a list of all persons we had commented on, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure our FuBar reputation.

10. We continued to shout box and add friends and fans, and when we were wrong promptly deleted them.

11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with babyjesus, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us, and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of those steps, we tried to carry this message to FuBarer's everywhere and to practice these principles in all our affairs.