I hate the cold! When the temperature gets below seventy-five degrees it's time to head my happy ass south!!! Which is why I don't understand why women always bitch about toilet seats! Why should they get to be the lazy ones? Why do I have to go out of MY way to put down a toilet seat? It's like Wal-mart!! They have everything, YET THEY HAVE NOTHING!!!! There is an entire section set asside for croceries!!! IS IT A DEPARTMENT STORE OR A FRIGGIN GROCERY STORE?!?! Or perhaps it's an auto shop with a conplimentary department and grocery store? MAKE UP YOUR MIND BILL CLINTON!!!! If you didn't inhale, you didn't try weed!!! And I'm sure that the President of the United States of America can find a better looking woman than MONICA!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK? over.
