I'm an asshole, plain and simple. I guess that's the Army still in me. Not the type of asshole that will cut you off and then drive slow, the "stand your ground no matter what" type of asshole. I only show leniency in certain areas, where it is deserved. I am blunt and honest. If you don't like what I have to say then don't ask me for my opinion. I will give it. I will not spare anyone's feelings. I don't care what anyone thinks of me. I know who I am and I don't care who you are.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: TwIsTeD Birthday: Once a year Birthplace: Earth you fucking moron! Current Location: In front of the computer Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Whatever I want it to be. It's mine I can do what I want to it!! Height: 5'10" R or L Handed: Right, unless I wanna gain a stroke Your Heritage: 1/2 cherokee, 1/4 british, 1/8 german,1/8 black irish. So come fuck with me some more! Shoes Worn Today: On my feet Your Weakness: Women, fights, and Racing Your Fears: Fuck fear Your Perfect Pizza: It's a fucking pizza! EAT IT!! (as long as there are no onions!) Goal You'd Like To Achieve This Year: RULE THE FUCKING WORLD!!! Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're a moron! Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!! AM I LATE?!?! Your Best Physical Feature: I AM a sexy beast Your Bedtime: What are you? My mom? Whenever I fucking feel like it!! Your Most Missed Memory: If I could remember then it wouldn't be MISSING now would it you fucking moron? Pepsi or Coke: BUDWEISER!!! MacDonalds or Burger King: BUDWEISER!!! Single or Group Dates: Depends on how many women go home with me at the end of the night. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BUDWEISER!!! Chocolate or Vanilla: BUDWEISER!!! Cappuccino or Coffee: BUDWEISER!! DON'T YOU FUCKING LISTEN?! Do you Smoke: Yeah, you got a problem with that? Do you Swear: Hell no!! Only rude motherfuckers do that shit!! Do you Sing: Like a motherfucker! Do you Shower Daily: That's a no shitter! Have you Been in Love: My ex cured me of that ailment!! Do you want to go to College: Perhaps Do you want to get Married: My ex cured me of that shit too! Do you beleive in yourself: Another no shitter!! Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on whose driving and whose talking to me!! Do you think you are Attractive: I told you, I AM a sexy beast! Are you a Health Freak: Yup Do you get along with your Parents: My mom rocks!! Do you like Thunderstorms: HELLS YEAH!! Do you play an Instrument: I can barely play the fucking radio! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ummm...no? In the past month have you Smoked: Does right now count? In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, quit that shit. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What do you think I am? A fucking teenage girl?? In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuck no, chocolate is nasty!!! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELLS YEAH!! In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope In the past month have you been Dumped: Now who would dump a sexy beast like me? In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ARE YOU KIDDING?! IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD!!! In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm no thief. Ever been Drunk: Are you a moron? Ever been called a Tease: BUDWEISER!!! Ever been Beaten up: Yup, but they remember that I was there!. Ever Shoplifted: nope. How do you want to Die: Doesn't matter... it isn't up to me! What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Now who the fuck said I would go and do something stupid like that?! What country would you most like to Visit: I'm trying to move to Australia. In a Chick Favorite Eye Color: GREY!!! Angie has grey eyes! they drive me crazy!!!!! Favorite Hair Color: Don't care. Short or Long Hair: Don't care. Height: Don't care. Weight: Depends on height...130lbs looks different between 6' and 4' Best Clothing Style: NONE!!!! Number of Drugs have taken: DON'T CARE...just prefer currently clean. Number of CDs I own: DON'T CARE!! Number of Piercings: DON'T CARE!!! Number of Tattoos: DON'T CARE!!!! Number of things in my Past I Regret: I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!body {background-image:url("http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/babytoy/shadez126.jpg")}