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10 Words Women Use
(lettered inserts and #10 added by Bobby Eaton/Wikkid)
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(a) No one is allowed to argue with me. Arguing, fighting, nagging, bitching, complaining or generally being a pain in the ass is NOT okay with me. When you argue with someone you are training them to manipulate, control and lose respect for you. Any woman who has the privilege of sleeping with me at night, does not talk to me like this during the day. I know I'm always right and she's wrong, because love is the only truth. When you come from love, you can never be wrong, proved wrong or argued with. If the woman in my life argues with me I say something like "You love me! So shut up and kiss me NOW! or "Can we stop arguing and f%$k already? I don't care about that shit. I wanna f*#k." or "You have 3 seconds to stop arguing with me, or you need to take a walk or go write down what you need to talk about and don't come back until you can talk calmly."
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(b) If we make it on time, cool. If we are fashionably late, cool. If we HAVE to be there, it's five minutes or I leave without her. And I don't need to ask for permission from her to do things, but I am always considerate of her feelings. Let's get the housework done so we can have fun, or do it after the game.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine!
(c) "Nothing" my ass. You sit down and tell me WTF is going on, right now or you go write me a letter to tell me and don't come back until you are done. If you can't talk about your emotions you aren't mature enough for the relationship. If you wanna be a pain in the ass, I'll take you out to find a guy you can more easily manipulate.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(d) And you think I'm going to fall for this manipulative dare? Think again.
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(e) Speak your truth or get the f*%k out. Arguing is not allowed. Relationships are about honesty, openness and dealing with your issues to learn and grow. If you are too immature to tell me what's wrong and about your feelings, you are probably not mature enough for this relationship. If you don't like it, you need to seriously go and try to do better than me.
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(f) I only apologize when I have broken the laws of love and I expect a girl to do the same. Otherwise it's trifle bullshit and making me pay for mistakes or her ex's mistakes is immature. If she wants to play games, I'll open my door and wish her well.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
(g) I love appreciation and I give it as well....If I have to take the time to help her deal with issues, I expect a woman to say "Thank you, Bobby, for helping me become a better and happier woman." I shouldn't have to do that.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(h) Excuse me? What did you say? Go get your shit and get out. You have a month to seriously try and do better than me.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
(i) A woman's request is just that. A request that will be accepted or denied based on my criteria, not hers. Being considerate of other people and loving to make women happy without supplicating to them is what makes my relationships so easy. However, the women I date are quite submissive, like me taking control and telling them what to do.
10. I need some time: If your relationship is not going well and she often avoids you, withdraws or doesn't make much effort to spend time with you or says you need to have a talk and she says she needs time, this often means that she has one foot out the door.
(j)We all need a little space in relationships, and if you need a little space, assure the other person things are fine and it has nothing to do with them. If she says she needs time AND space AND doesn't tell you why or says she is not sure she wants to stay in a relationship, make her talk about it. If she can't, it's probably a good idea to let her go.
