A friend of mine just got a royal screwing by a girlfriend. He knows who he is, so names arent important. However, and ladies, I can only speak from a male's point of view, but, I have heard this crap more times than I care to remember, IN FACT, these lines seem to be so cliche, that it is downright f*cking ridicules!
Personally, I figure, if these were true, you would have figured it out before the relationship got too involved, and if you didnt, by god, you really need to consider going into a convent, monastery, nunnery, or some place where you have no contact with the outside world.
Alright, here is the famous drop you like a plague victim lines....
1) You cant give me what I need.
Meaning: I have been screwing a guy behind your back, what do you think of that dumbass?
2) Its not you.
Meaning: It is you, everything about you.
3) I need my space.
Meaning: I am sick and tired of you and I want to screw someone else without feeling guilty.
4) You are too demanding.
Meaning: IMO you are a overbearing asshole without a sensitive bone in your body.
Problem: Most of the guys that get told this one are the 'spoil your ladies to death types."
5) You are insensitive.
Meaning: You dont like romantic comedies.
6) You are uncaring.
Meaning: You answer my stupid questions honestly.
7) You dont support me.
meaning: your income is not to my standards.
8) All you think about is you.
meaning: So you can get a better job 2000 miles a way with more money, I like it here, and if you really loved me, you wouldnt take it.
9) I dont know who you are anymore.
meaning: as with everything, you did not remain stagnant and grew and changed while I stayed a blood sucking bitch.
And finally, the all time winning dump line...
10) You need to grow up.
meaning: we had some laughs but now I want to find a person who is predictable.
You think I am bashing women, maybe so, but it seems strange that every time I or friends of mine have heard these lines, the lady doing the dumping has another guy within weeks, or announces an engagement a week after leaving.
Now then, for all the females of the world of dubious parentage, moral character, ethics, and questionable species identification, just remember, Karma.
For all my female friends that are not like this, if you know a woman who is this kind, do us guys a favor, spit in her eye, she is making it hard for the women who want good guys to get one, we have gotten gun shy.
