I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 The President said he might drop in. 5 The man on television told me to stay tuned. 6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant. 7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8 It's my parakeet's bowling night. 9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10 I'm building a pig from a kit.