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AN HOUR TO MASTURBATE 4.2 Active contest: • #72 in Experimental Rock Best ranking: • #70 of 259 in Experimental Rock on 14May2008 Track Of Day: 14May2008 Reviewers' Picks awards! Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN Genre: Experimental Rock (Real Crapola) This music free to share under a Creative Commons Music Sharing License. Signature Review whisky fueled madness. Vocals-They're funny which you intended ye? It sounds like a parody on Irish folk, fusing it with trace elements of Death From Above 1979. Its really mumbled, like you're undrneath a barstool in a pool of piss and blood, the only bit I can here is "it took me an hour to masturbate", but thats an instant classic. Instruments- Couldn't quite work it out. You've got a bassist (who incidentally is really good and plays technical stuff), but your guitarist (if he is) sounds like another bassist playing with some plugin? When the song started I thought it was going to be really dirty rave/world fusion, but it ended up just being plain dirty, in every way and I like it. There's something honest about the clumsy vocals, the scrambled call and response impro sections that make this untouchable. This would be a great live song. The components of this song would not work well together in most other songs (the bluesy bass, the distorted monotone guitar ramble, the whacky whistle and the mumbling) but here they fall into place to form a live texture. I don't think the recording does it justice, but by the sound of it this song is a live song. well done, love it for its charming honesty and its ornery tone. Reviewed by: OpenFarmSunday from Thetford/Stoke Ferry, Norfolk, United Ki... Crazy Person Music What is this stuff? Am I going crazy? Power flute? Am I the first to have discovered the power flute Genre? Sounds like: "Zanfier" meets "System of a Down" by the "Beastie Boys" - all low fi? My uncle who is sitting next to me disagrees. He suggests your music was much better than my review. "It was great. I'd like to hear that song again". - later: This stuff is crazy. But its Dope. We need to hear more songs by this artist to see if he is a "one hit", "uncataggorizable" or a new "power phenomenon". What are you singing about? "Baking an Egg?" :-) Far out. Brilliant. Top marks for the new Genre. Seriously, just keep polishing. Get your fi up so we can hear the words and arrangement more clearly...? ! Or just go nuts... :-) There is no "extra credit" "Power Flute" so I gave you "extra credit" for "female vocals". Don't mind the "Song most suited to an elevator" category, because you definitely didn't fit into any of the other available "special GarageBand.com award" categories. Reviewed by: sprrwfrnht from Calgary, Alberta, Canada Reviews Hard Rock Jethro Tull Party Jam Oddly Odd weird but... Reachin... Hairy Bunghole retro vibe ... Fun beat Great work not very good production oh this flute Unique sound, needs a little polish Trippy-Strange This song sure is FUN! whisky fueled madness. Club song punk with flutes Swat the hummingbirds Hippie Eccentricity 7 & 8, Every body ... Impressive egg orginal pretty experimental Weird. OH no... it's steve lieberman The craziest man Danny Elfman and Yes Crazy Person Music Men at Work meets the Culture Club Put the Headphones On Date Created WHO GIVES A CRAP Lyrics "they drugged me all up gotta leave it to fate it takes me an hour to masturbate used to rub 'em out 6, 7 and 8 now an hour to mas--tur--bate" Status 1st Round Rank Active contest: #72 of 201 in Experimental Rock All-time: #578 of 2,878 in Experimental Rock Best #70 of 259 on 14May2008 Any questions? Click here for an explanation of recent changes, including changes in your song rank. Awards! Track of the Day on 14May2008 in Experimental Rock [Get Award Badge] Best Bass in Experimental Rock, week of 5May2008 Best Bass in Experimental Rock, week of 12May2008 Most Original overall, week of 19May2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 5May2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 12May2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 19May2008 Get FREE MP3 Hosting For life! = Current Round = All-time = Signature Track STEVE LIEBERMAN Jewish | I Suck-I Don't P... I DON'T GIVE A CRAP .. more ®2008 GarageBand.com | Company Info | Podcaster / Webcasters | Advertise | Help | Logoff Privacy Policy | FREE MP3 Hosting | Music

A ZIT NAMED SADDAM 4.1 Active contest: • #72 in Experimental Rock Best ranking: • #72 of 234 in Experimental Rock on 24Apr2008 Track Of Day: 28Apr2008 Reviewers' Picks awards! Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN Genre: Experimental Rock (Bipolar Crapola) Signature Review i love it you know, i didn't know what to think of this artist the first time i heard him (in a different song) but now he's among my top favorites on garageband. this song is no exception. truly what experimentation is supposed to be about! Reviewed by: theMiracles from Arcata, California this flute my oh my perfect unison of this flute coupled wi this cheeky devil of a singer. couldnt be more dishonourable. just a perfect type of satire and the joint o your legs go the other way Im sure. can imagine you singin in a better world of forrest creatures who still nevertheless can and do plug them obnoxious mud dirty guitars. honestly I wouldnt do it any other way and I am a disgusting lil musician myself. picture perfect my frind/s Reviewed by: nikifour from Poland Reviews Strange : / Fuzz Tone and Flute !! grimey Nice flute this flute my oh my Mr Tull's Rock Lobster!!!! flute loops Crackle i love it i dig whistle! master disordered-mix Jethro Tull has really gone mad! Jethro Kennedy This is the third song I've heard by Ozzy? Date Created WHO GIVES A CRAP Status 1st Round Rank Active contest: #72 of 174 in Experimental Rock All-time: #601 of 2,853 in Experimental Rock Best #72 of 234 on 24Apr2008 Any questions? Click here for an explanation of recent changes, including changes in your song rank. Awards! Track of the Day on 28Apr2008 in Experimental Rock [Get Award Badge] Best Melody in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008 A ZIT NAMED SADD.. STACK OF GALLIEN.. YADA YADA YA YA ME AND MY STAPLE.. BONKEY ON THE DO.. RACHAEL PISSING ON THE R.. MADMAN WITH A FL.. ASTROLAND SPRING.. I WANNA BE YOUR .. MILITIA MAN RADIO SUICIDAL BiG WiG PARKiNG .. JEWISH RIOT PUBLIC SUICIDE BEYONCE'S BEAVER BOPPIN' ON THE B.. I HEARD IT IN TH.. GARBAGE MAN I'M JETHRO TULL Why All The Question Marks? This song has NOT been submitted for reviews. If you would like to find out if your song has what it takes, click now to enter it into the contest! BIG CARBURETOR 2.. DONNA MARTIN = Current Round = All-time = Signature Track STEVE LIEBERMAN Jewish | I Suck-I Don't PLay anywhere, NEW YORK... I DON'T GIVE A CRAP .. more ®2008 GarageBand.com | Company Info | Podcaster

STACK OF GALLIEN-KRUGERS 3.4 Active contest: • #91 in Experimental Rock Best ranking: • #79 of 232 in Experimental Rock on 1Apr2008 Track Of Day: 21Mar2008 Reviewers' Picks awards! Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN Genre: Experimental Rock (Poop, Pee, Fart Crapola) This music free to share under a Creative Commons Music Sharing License. Signature Review wHat a bass it is nice to hear some nice heavy music with an edge, sounds like old punk rock with a attitude. good job, i enjoyed the listen Reviewed by: healyorama from Los Angeles, California europa you guys sound like sid viscious on every instrument. take that as you will. nice crunch. reminded me of the sex pistols and black sabbath and a youthful attack at punk and noise, love that bassy noise solo in there. I fucking wait to hear sounds like that every day. sounds to me like you got your sound and genre down, don't want to make any stupid suggestions on what to improve, just keep playing out till you get a core audience if you don't already have one and you should be all set Reviewed by: bluecanon from Austin, Texas Reviews euro punk? europa driving guitars and gibberish words Production! The 80s punk craze had, and I am not an interesting marriage of punk and metal Very Loud. what a bass not bad what do i say Great tones. Riffin it up Wow ... Experimental Punk wierd, at the least sex pistols REVIEW WOW! Open Mic Nite at the Di Store Shun Lounge!! Punk Not my style Energetic and hardrocking 50% Cool Tune Nice Lo-fi track clean production I keep getting this guy in the reviews! wow Get the vocals in there nice stylized vocals Researched and energic but not perfect The great punk experiment! surfer on acid Dirty bird. Don't say the P-word strange but not horrible More attitude than music Date Created 12/10/2007 Status 1st Round Rank Active contest: #91 of 171 in Experimental Rock All-time: #1,079 of 2,846 in Experimental Rock Best #79 of 232 on 1Apr2008 Awards! Track of the Day on 21Mar2008 in Experimental Rock [Get Award Badge] Best Male Vocals in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008 Best Guitars in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008 Best Drums in Experimental Rock, week of 10Mar2008 Best Bass in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008 Best Mood in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 10Mar2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 17Mar2008 Rocking Track overall, week of 14Apr2008 Rocking Track in Experimental Rock, week of 14Apr2008

YEAH--I KNOW I SUCK--BUT THIS ONE HAS 3.2 STARS(OUT OF 5) I'M GONNA KEEP ON POSTING REVIEWS OF MY CRAP HERE-=-YEAH! BAND PROFILE "RACHAEL" 3.2 Active contest: • #100 in Experimental Rock Best ranking: • #79 of 200 in Experimental Rock on 27Feb2008 Track Of Day: 14Feb2008 Reviewers' Picks awards! Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN Genre: Experimental Rock (Punk/Crap/Latin/ Jewish Fusion) This music free to share under a Creative Commons Music Sharing License. from my 14th cd-"Overthrow the Government" which i wrote when i went totally crazy the week before i was sent to the sanitarium Signature Review Agressive stuff The distorted bass hits me like a train and the haunting flute scares the crap out of me! The singer gives me the creeps... feels like I'm beeing hunted down by a psyko! Really original and fun to listen to! Reviewed by: capstoneonline from Sweden Raver!!!! This kicks ass!!!!!! The vox are the driving force behind the song...energy! Great distortion sounds. This is insane. A great raver and mood setter. Great job. Best I have heard in a while. Reviewed by: chadgkelly from Clinton, North Carolina Reviews Liked the guitar sounds. Sublime Alt Punk yaazzzzzzz flute 2 boot! weird flute...recorder? Whoa! wow Very Strange British punk Wow Raver!!!! sounds fun Early Ozzy vocals You have a new fan black sabbath indian casino rock? Just go with it nice production Wild Ride Sounds like..... you. Agressive stuff Good guitar tone, but... raw ... Rumble in the Jungle Good intention, bad presentation welll well wel push the envelope of lunacy Jumpin' right In. the dreaded headphone review This could be cool.. I can't understand the lyrics pretty good messy mix Post punk weirdness craaazy Cool. 3rd Floor review Date Created 12/9/2007 Lyrics i went down to dunkin donuts/ but she wasn't there/ i heard her on rachael radio/ but she just don't care// got me a box of ritz crackers /on the back there was her pretty face/ will she give me holiday loving? will she shake my missile base?// don't know much of her life's work/ she cooks food on tv?/ does she have a bush or a landing strip?/ will she ever show me? Status 1st Round Rank Active contest: #100 of 163 in Experimental Rock All-time: #1,370 of 2,816 in Experimental Rock Best #79 of 200 on 27Feb2008 Awards! Track of the Day on 14Feb2008 in Experimental Rock [Get Award Badge] Best Drums in Experimental Rock, week of 3Mar2008 Best Programming in Experimental Rock, week of 10Mar2008 Best Beat in Experimental Rock, week of 3Mar2008 Best Mood in Experimental Rock, week of 4Feb2008 Best Mood in Experimental Rock, week of 3Mar2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 25Feb2008 Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 10Mar2008 Get FREE MP3 Hosting For life! STACK OF GALLIEN.. RACHAEL BiG WiG PARKiNG .. PISSING ON THE R.. YADA YADA YA YA BONKEY ON THE DO.. ASTROLAND SPRING.. MILITIA MAN RADIO SUICIDAL BEYONCE'S BEAVER ME AND MY STAPLE.. JEWISH RIOT PUBLIC SUICIDE MADMAN WITH A FL.. BOPPIN' ON THE B.. I HEARD IT IN TH.. GARBAGE MAN I'M JETHRO TULL Why All The Question Marks? This song has NOT been submitted for reviews. If you would like to find out if your song has what it takes, click now to enter it into the contest! BIG CARBURETOR 2.. DONNA MARTIN = Current Round = All-time = Signature Track STEVE LIEBERMAN Jewish | I Suck-I Don't P... I DON'T GIVE A CRAP .. more