Slowhand's blog: "Work"

This song is dedicated to anyone that has a boss that they absolutely do not like and would like to knock the sh*t out of him/her. This one's for you. Enjoy.

At some point in our lives, we have all encountered a woman like the one below and wanted to respond. Way to go Wal-Mart Greeter WAL-MART GREETER......... A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.... The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ’Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? ’The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ’Heck no they ain’t twins....’’The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the heck would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? ’I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ’I just couldn’t believe someone made love to you twice. ’Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal Mart.’

Deck the walls with gasoline fa la la la la la la la la. Strike a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la la la la la. Watch the Walmart burn to ashes fa la la la la la la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches fa la la la la la la la la.

Walmart, you've been livin' hell to me You've hosted me since two thousand four I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them get fired And long ago I stopped askin' why Walmart, I hate every inch of you. You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru. And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man; Mister Sam Walton why can't you understand. Walmart, what good do you think you do? Do you think I'll be different when you're through? You bent my heart and mind and you may have my soul, And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold. Walmart, may you rot and burn in hell. May your walls fall and may I live to tell. May all the world forget you ever stood. And may all the world regret you did no good. Walmart, you've been livin' hell to me