smacked4life's blog: "Word Play"

What constitues a " freak" ? Lets see what Websters dictates...

Definition: difference

Synonyms: abnormality, anomaly, departure, deviation, difference, distortion, divergence, diversion, eccentricity, freak, irregularity, nonconformity, oddity, peculiarity, quirk, straying, wandering

Antonyms: average, conformity, mean, norm, regularity, sameness

OR: Definition: abnormality

Synonyms: aberancy, aberrant, aberration, anomalism, anomaly, atypicalness, bizarreness, deformity, deviance, deviation, difference, eccentricity, exception, extraordinariness, flaw, freak, irregularity, malformation, mutant, oddity, peculiarity, preternaturalness, singularity, strangeness, uncommonness, unnaturalness, unusualness, weirdness

Antonyms: normalcy, normality OR: Definition: expert

Synonyms: arbiter, artist, bible, big cheese*, big shot*, big wig*, boss, brains*, brass*, buff*, city hall*, connoisseur, czar, egghead*, establishment*, exec*, expert, feds*, freak, front office*, governor, guru, ivory dome*, judge, kingfish*, kingpin*, law*, master, power elite, pro, professional, professor, pundit, scholar, specialist, textbook*, the man, top brass*, top dog*, top hand*, upstairs*, veteran, virtuoso, whiz, wizard

Antonyms: amateur, apprentice, neophyte, novice

Technically Roget's New Millennium Thesaurus states :

freak

Part of Speech: noun 1

Definition: weirdo

Synonyms: aberration, abnormality, abortion, anomaly, chimera, curiosity, geek*, grotesque, malformation, miscreation, misshape, monster, monstrosity, mutant, mutation, oddity, queer, rarity, sport, weirdo*

OR : Synonyms: bee, caprice, conceit, crochet, fad, fancy, folly, humor, megrim, quirk, turn, twist, vagary, whim, whimsy

OR : Definition: enthusiast

Synonyms: addict, aficionado, buff, bug*, devotee, enthusiast, fan, fanatic, fiend*, maniac, nut*, zealot

OR : Part of Speech: verb

Definition: lose control

Synonyms: blow one's stack*, blow one's top*, flip one's lid, flip out*, fly off the handle*, go ballistic*, go bananas, go crazy*, go nuts*, go off the deep end*, hit the ceiling*, lose one's mind, lose one's temper, wig out*, work oneself up

Sooo YOU KNOW ME .... am i a " freak " ??

YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM !!

I am very " freaky " as defined below.....

I am totally F.U.B.A.R. ( F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition )

I am NUTS.

I am PERVERTED.

I am IRREGULAR

I am ABNORMAL.

I am GOOFY.

I am SILLY.

I am WHIMSICAL.

I am an ODDBALL.

I am BIZARRE.

I am SPONTANEOUS

I am A MANIAC

I am A NON-CONFORMIST

I am UNIQUE ....

I AM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are YOU a "freak" ???