TOP 10 REASONS
WHY
TRICK OR TREATING
IS BETTER THAN
SEX
#10
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST
A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!
#9
IF YOU GET TIRED
YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES
AND GO AT IT AGAIN
#8
THE UGLIER YOU LOOK
THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
#7
YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT
THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
#6
FORTY YEARS FROM NOW
YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
#5
ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE
WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE,
BECAUSE YOU ARE
#4
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET
YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
#3
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS
HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
#2
LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
#1
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
