Patti Boop
When someone is trying to get into your house, or if
you hear a noise outside your house, keep your car keys next to your
bed on the night stand, and just press the panic alarm on your car. It
will go off from most everywhere inside your house, and keep honking
until your battery runs down, or until you reset it with the button on
the key chain. This should frighten any intruders away!
But.... if it doesn't, then..........
Shoot the bastards!