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this will make you cry. > >A Billion /newer version for 2007 > > >The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual >manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending >YOUR tax money. > >A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising >agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in >one of its releases. > > >A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > >B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > >C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. > >D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. > >E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate >our government is spending it. > >While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New >Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . > >Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress >for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.? Interesting number, what does >it mean? > >A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, >woman, child), you each get $516,528. > >B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home >gets $1,329,787. > >C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012. > >Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken?? > > >Tax his land, >Tax his wage, >Tax his bed in which he lays. >Tax his tractor, >Tax his mule, >Teach him taxes is the rule. >Tax his cow, >Tax his goat, >Tax his pants, >Tax his coat. > >Tax his ties, >Tax his shirts, >Tax his work, >Tax his dirt. > >Tax his tobacco, >Tax his drink, >Tax him if he tries to think. > >Tax his booze, >Tax his beers, >If he cries, >Tax his tears. > >Tax his bills, >Tax his gas, >Tax his notes, >Tax his cash. > >Tax him good and let him know >That after taxes, he has no dough. > >If he hollers, >Tax him more, >Tax him! until he's good and sore. > >Tax his coffin, >Tax his grave, >Tax the sod in which he lays. >Put these words upon his tomb, >"Taxes drove me to my doom!" > >And when he's gone, >We won't relax, >We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!! > >Accounts Receivable Tax >Building Permit Tax >CDL License Tax >Cigarette Tax >Corporate Income Tax >Dog License Tax >Federal Income Tax >Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) >Fishing License Tax >Food License Tax >Fuel Permit Tax >Gasoline Tax >Hunting License Tax >Inheritance Tax >Inventory Tax >IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), >IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), >Liquor Tax, >Luxury Tax, >Marriage License Tax, >Medicare Tax, >Property Tax, >Real Estate Tax, >Service charge taxes, >Social Security Tax, >Road Usage Tax (Truckers), >Sales Taxes, >Recreational Vehicle Tax, >School Tax, >State Income Tax, >State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), >Telephone Federal Excise Tax, >Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax, >Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax, >Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, >Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax, >Telephone State< /st1:PlaceType> and Local Tax, >Telephone Usage Charge Tax, >Utility Tax, >Vehicle License Registration Tax, >Vehicle Sales Tax, >Watercraft Registration Tax, >Well Permit Tax, >Workers Compensation Tax. > > >STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? >Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, >and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. >We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the >world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. > >What happened? ?Can you spell 'politicians!' > >And I still have to "press 1" for English. > >I hope this goes around THE >USA at least 100 times > >What the heck happened?????
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