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***The Disney Characters were ALL addicts. Just to point out a few:
Snow White - if her name didnt give it away, her paranoia did
Dopey from the 7 dwarfs - .....enough said.
Goofy - slurd speech, never could walk a straight line, and p*ss drunk.
Donald Duck - speech impediment from all the hangovers and withdrawal would make ANYBODY a crab @ss.
Daisy Duck - Only in a sour mood when Donald was around cause uhm, guess who was always using up her stash??
Thumper - Big time crackhead. When his tail finally stops, so will his heart.
Bambi - Not hard to figure out. Easily mislead, cant think for himself. Always wanted to be part of the crowd...yep....WEED.
Flower - Hippy trapped in a skunks body.....hence the name....always sniffin around flower beds.....HUFFING KILLS.....
Winnie The Pooh - Fiend to the MAX. Always got his paws in somebodys jar for somethin...Thats not HONEY he was always lickin at......
Mickey Mouse - His ears had to make up for his other short comings. When he found out that Minnie was doin mighty Mouse behind the scenes, it drove him into depression....and coke....LOTS of it...hence the high pitched voice.
And lets not forget Jiminy Cricket - Always dressed up with a top hat and carried a cane....Sounds like an old skool pimp to ME!! He was OBVIOUSLY the supplier.....How the heck ELSE did he always have a story to tell about all the others?!
