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What are you waiting for?
Her: Well??...Arent you gonna say somethin? Im WAITING....
Me: Wait-WHOAAA!!! you betta CHECK that attitude ....and why every time theres a situation, I always gotta be the first one to speak up?!? Ain nothin got YOUR mouth glued shut..
Her: Cause YOUR sposed to be the "man" in all this!!
Me: SERIOUSLY??? That ain got NOTHIN to do with the price of rice in China, OR the famine in Tibet!! And besides, YOUR the one with the mouth big enough t'park a Rev in!!....."WOMAN!!" So flap them gums like you ALWAYS do an speak YOUR peace!!....cause IMMMM waiting!!
Her: Know what? your IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Me: NO! YOUR impossible. Every time I speak first, everything automatically gets taken out of context while YOU sit back in the safety of the shadows and leave ME lookin stupid.
Her: REALLY?? every time I speak up, you mock me like its all a frickin joke. When theres a serious problem, you make ME out to be the villain, and honestly, Im sick of IT, and GETTIN sick of YOU!!
ME:Know what?! you want me t'speak first on it?? You SERIOUSLY want me to go first?! Cause once I do, there IS no turnin back! Lets jus make sure were clear on this, cause once its said and done, I BET not hear nothin from NOBODY!! PERIOD!!
Her: FINE!! ....So start talkin, big shot!!
Me: FINE, here goes...."Uhm, excuse me, sir? WERE sorry to bother you, but, not ONLY is your wig on crooked,...its on fire...K?? K!! "
Her: Now how hard was that???
Me:....Shutup...
