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Chatting with Blue

So Blue and I were chatting away today when Blue 's end froze up. So there Blue sits with his faux mohawk and this look of boredom. ROTFLMAO
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Then my friend Wench shouts me tonight when she realizes she has now rated my entire stash and my entire collection of photos. I then realize I have also been through all of hers as well. Then we became temporarily confused and sat blinking at one another. The only answer I had to offer was to scavenge the internet to find more. But I dont know, I kinda feel like what else is out there to see??

Ass sizes

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway
My friend Toxic posted a picture of herself licking a mirror. (Here is the picture) Well I left Toxic a messed up comment saying, "LMAO! Please .. oh please tell me this was either your mirror or mine!! Who knows who else has tongued that mirror!! LOL" So Toxic commented my default picture with, "HWAT! and yes it was my mirror you asshat!" So I went to Toxic main profile and commented her with, "If I am your asshat, then you are my twatwaffle!! LMAO" I then promptly changed my yahoo messenger status to read, "If im ur asshat, ur my twatwaffle" The following is the yahoo conversation between Toxic and myself: Toxic: i don't wanna be a twat waffle Toxic: can i be the asshat? Toxic: ROFLMFAO Myself: nope.. you called me an asshat.. I get to keep it Myself: lmao Toxic: FINE Toxic: asshat Toxic: LOL Myself: (inserted laughing audible here) Myself: oh my god!! I'm almost in tears Toxic has started viewing your web cam. You have started viewing Toxic's web cam. Myself: i see a twatwaffle!!!! Myself: (insert laughing audible here) Toxic: HAHAHA! Toxic: i see a asshat! Myself: somehow yours lost the shock value... twatwaffle Myself: LMAO Myself: omg.. i cant breathe.. lmao Toxic: LOL Toxic: goood! Myself: (laughing) Please stop. . .(more laughing) I'm dying over here Toxic: Ohhhhhh snap! Myself: lmao omg.. thats funny fucking shit right there Myself: hil-fucking-arious Toxic: yes it is Toxic: LMFAO Myself: omg.. this is sooo getting blogged!! Toxic: YAY See how we are forced to amuse ourselves on a Monday night?? LOL

My future Veterinarian!

Scarlett (my 13 yr old daughter) had to do a job shadow as a class project. So I helped her find the phone numbers to the local veterinarians and she started her search. One of our local vets agreed and she went in today for her job shadowing. She loved it so much that she asked if there were any volunteer spots open. The doctor gave her the opportunity so she has to be at his office for the next 2 Saturdays at 8 am. If she shows up on time then he will give her more hours and he will make her a "technician in training"!! I am so proud of her!!

Oh no.. no what do I do??

OMG!! I did not mean to do it! All I did was send one little text message and the next thing I knew he was in front of me! I had to snap a picture as I was driving away because I knew that nobody was going to believe me!! volvo_forlife.jpg Does this mean that I now drive the wagon to hell?

Social Expermentation 102

So here is the deal. Blue thunder, myself and several others are hanging out and we decided to have a second social experiment! If we can get 20 people lurking on his stickam profile then his wife has agreed to take her top off!! This is only good until 1:50 am on 2/8/07 So come join us by clicking HERE I will update our results! LOL --------------------------------------------------- Ok, we never got our 20 but she took her top off anyways.. lmao We also discovered that Blue types shocker style, Toxic grabs my boobs because she has a fetish with them and I hump tox's leg! LOL

Social Expermentation 101

Ok so Blue Smoke and I were sitting in a stickam chat talking about all sorts of things like politics and shit. So then he notices that we had 10 lurkers watching so we came up with this social experiment. I told him that if he popped his shirt that I bet the pervs would actually come inside. So we gave it 10 minutes to get 5 of them in the room. So as we go along... we got to 4.5 minutes and we hit 5 people! You would think I had won my bet. I lost on a damn techinicality! As soon as we hit the 5 people, they started dropping like flies!! So by the time we hit 10 minutes we were down to 1 person lurking. I do have to admit though, this is the first time that my faith in the actions of a perv has been shaken. Now I have to re-evaluate my view of the general population on a whole. LOL Because I lost the bet, it was my responsibility to blog the experiment. I have now paid my debt in full and I loved being a part of it Blue! Kisses to you and the wife!!
Today was a much better day!! The boiler was fixed late yesterday so now we have heat again and hot water! My daughter feels better especially since school was cancelled due to the weather. And I did not get charged the late fee! Today was a wonderful day! *cheers*

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