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A 31-year-old woman, Dawn E. Poirier, was hospitalized after a 3-foot-long Gulf sturgeon jumped into her fiance's boat and hit her in the face. The impact of the fish's bony plates caused Poirier to suffer severe facial injuries and fractures, requiring plastic surgery, her father, Ed White, 63, of St. Petersburg, told The Gainesville Sun. Poirier's father called the accident "an act of God." The boat, being driven by Poirier's fiance, Johnson R. Staples III, 39, of St. Petersburg, was traveling south on the river going about 35 mph when the sturgeon jumped into the boat. "It's like she slammed into a brick wall," White said. Poirier was airlifted to Shands hospital at the University of Florida in Gainesville, where doctors listed her in fair condition. In addition to the injuries to her face, she had a spinal fracture, had stitches to her lips and right wrist and scraped on her shoulders. The 19-foot boat received $1,000 in damages, said Karen Parker, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission. The fate of the sturgeon was not known. This is a REAL story... check it out HERE.

How old is Grandma??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill There was no: radar, credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented: pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers! ... and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon. Your Grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day: "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, " chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and "software" wasn't even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.. and how old do you think I am? I bet you have this old lady in mind...you are in for a shock! Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This woman would be only 58 years old!

And you thought that cattle class was bad already? Wait till you get a load of this! According to the International Herald Tribune, the European plane maker of the "Air Bus" is tossing around the idea of standing-room only at the back of the plane. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard and held in place with a harness. Highly NOT recommended for the claustrophobic! This is the same airline that recently unveiled the world's biggest passenger jet, the A380, a double-decker mammoth capable of hauling 555 passengers. Depending on how the companies decide to lay the plane out, the plane is big enough to have a casino, nurseries, shops and bars. And to think people were bitching about bringing hamburgers and other stinky foods on long flights. Well let's up the ante .. give em cattle class, ship the kid to the plane nursery, get em drunk and send em to the casino! LOL Here is a picture of this hair brained idea! Read more about it HERE. The picture is from The NY Times Any comments guys? Or is this going to go uncommented??

Here are just a few ways that I help those around me un-manage their anger:

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
5. Steal a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
6. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

I highly reccomend each one.. especially #4 .. it seriously irks those in the office! LOL

You know how when sometimes your friends get together for some sort of a party occasion they normally want to take some pictures of themselves with their friends. But you know how there is THAT GUY hanging around in the background and he normally makes fucked up faces in the pictures?? Well I know one of those guys! Here are some pictures that he somehow managed to get himself into! If you did not know he was harmless, then you would think he was dangerous! LOL

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This is a real life friend of mine & Eddie's and this is all true.

Please take a moment to stop by the site made for Raven and watch the clip from the news.

Tearfully,
Sunny

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From: Nicole (Cohen) Cunha
Date: Mar 14, 2007 1:05 AM

It is with great sadness that I am writing to let you know that my Uncle Mario and Aunt Robin tragically lost their 8 year old daughter, Raven, this past Friday. She went in for routine dental work and stopped breathing while under sedation-- she never came back. The funeral is Wednesday. My family members are all in shock and panic mode.

Raven's little friends are all coming by with poems and photographs and memorials to her so Luanne Burns-Goldrich one of my instructors/mentors from college quickly put up a website where they can be displayed.

Sissy, Raven's little sister sat up with Marga and I until 2:30 a.m. last night picking out pictures and graphics for the website and we have put those up as well. All things that Raven loved... Click here to see her site

To watch a clip from the local news station visit here

If you feel moved, please visit the site and leave a message in the guestbook or make an online donation (all proceeds will go to a memorial fund in Raven's name for the preschool at the First Baptist Church in Norfolk).

The church members from her preschool have really pulled together with Raven's elementary school to help our family out and we cannot thank them enough.

There's not much anyone can do or say during such unthinkable circumstances, but we can send our love and let her know we're all thinking of her.

Nicole

Tonight I got back from a "coffee break" with Eddie when I got a shout from some guy calling himself "lovingbear" I said to Eddie.. uh oh I think I have found another perv on CT .... I had no idea! ___________________________________________________ lovingbear: hi sexy ->lovingbear: hi lovingbear: how r u? ->lovingbear: fine and yourself lovingbear: im ok i guess ->lovingbear: you guess? not too positive there lovingbear: well i am single and lonly ->lovingbear: so find someone to snuggle up with lovingbear: i dont know where to look for one ->lovingbear: i hear the library is a good place to meet smart women.. the bars are a good place to meet loose women lovingbear: i dont go to eather ->lovingbear: so start lovingbear: but i dont think i can find the type of woman that i need ->lovingbear: ok I will play the game.. what kind of woman are you looking for? lovingbear: who would act like a mommy to me ->lovingbear: If you want a momma, go home or pay someone lovingbear: i dont have a mommy and i am looking for a wife/ mommy ->lovingbear: #1 ... I have a man #2... I have had all the kids I am willing to mommy.. bark up someone else's tree lovingbear: ok fine bye ------------------------------------------------ Now tell me ... where in my fucking profile does it say that I am looking for goofy idiots to mother??

Ok so my baby Toxic is sick with the flu. Since I am not into sharing respiratory ailments, she is banned to only talking to me on yahoo or phone .. LOL Toxic knows I love her! LOL But this is just another example of how quickly our conversations get so far from the original topic and how fast they get fucked up!! ____________________________________________________ Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:07 PM): man.. one day I will have $$ to get my teeth fixed Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:13 PM): then I will be a hot milf.. lmao Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:22 PM): you will see a totally different me Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:26 PM): your already a hot milf Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:28 PM): LOL Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:36 PM): and if you dont have the money i will Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:37 PM): lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:46 PM): give me a nice set of choppers.. omg.. i would be a confident cocky bitch.. lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:08 PM): you would never ever see me without make up and looking good all the time Toxic(2/18/2007 4:35:12 PM): and if you dont take the money for it i would trank ya! Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:20 PM): promises promises Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:27 PM): thats all a girl like me ever gets Toxic(2/18/2007 4:35:38 PM): hey if shit works out at my sister's salon ... you never know Toxic(2/18/2007 4:35:48 PM): HAHA Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:53 PM): lmoa Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:56 PM): *lmao Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:14 PM): shit you do so much for me the least i could do is buy you a grill Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:16 PM): LOL Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:19 PM): a gold one Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:22 PM): iced out Myself (2/18/2007 4:36:29 PM): rotflmao Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:35 PM): i'll get one to Myself (2/18/2007 4:36:48 PM): i gotta have the teeth to hold one first.. lmao Toxic(2/18/2007 4:36:49 PM): yours can have dimonds that spell asshat Myself (2/18/2007 4:36:54 PM): ROTFLMAO Myself (2/18/2007 4:36:58 PM): HAHAHAHA Toxic(2/18/2007 4:37:00 PM): and mine can say twatwaffle Myself (2/18/2007 4:37:03 PM): OMG!!! Myself (2/18/2007 4:37:11 PM): Toxic(2/18/2007 4:37:26 PM): and we will take pics of our heads together smiling ALL the time Myself (2/18/2007 4:37:33 PM): ROTFLMAO!!!! Toxic(2/18/2007 4:37:34 PM): it would be all over the internet Myself (2/18/2007 4:37:38 PM): I CANT BREATHE Toxic(2/18/2007 4:37:39 PM): we would be famous Myself (2/18/2007 4:37:43 PM): ROTFLMAO!!!!! Toxic(2/18/2007 4:37:59 PM): ppl would make funny graphics with our pics Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:08 PM): like the pwned ones Myself (2/18/2007 4:38:09 PM): We arent famous, but all that shit people are talking is making us that way!! LMAO Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:10 PM): LMFAO Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:18 PM): RIGHT! Myself (2/18/2007 4:38:33 PM): there we go!!! Myself (2/18/2007 4:38:37 PM): its my new status Myself (2/18/2007 4:38:38 PM): LMAO Myself (2/18/2007 4:38:43 PM): just for you baby!!!!! Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:46 PM): shit yeah! Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:53 PM): YAY! Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:54 PM): LOL Toxic(2/18/2007 4:38:57 PM): .... ok Toxic(2/18/2007 4:39:10 PM): who gets the blogging rights to that one? Toxic(2/18/2007 4:39:14 PM): LMFAO Myself (2/18/2007 4:39:21 PM): hahah I got it __________________________________________________ Any thoughts?? LMAO

So I am surfing around CT and up at the top I notice my sister, Toxic, is on a blast! After I got done pointing and laughing I had to get a screen shot! What no undying love for the sun shiney one?? *sniff sniff*