The list of things that we hate/suck...
Cleverly penned in a drunken stupor by Nicole and Michelle between 2:30 and 3:30 AM Tuesday somewhere in a remote location in the motherfucking LC.
As I understand due to certain offensive terms and certain those of you that we may or may not work with all politically incorrect (not that we believe there is such a thing) terms have been replaced with the word BANANA....so here goes..
1. Mini vans and the soccer moms that drive them.
2. Busses and/or taxi drivers- FUCK YOU BANANAS!
3. Gaggles of BANANAS that mindlessly wander in front of your care because they have no concept of oncoming traffic (like geese).
4. Canadians.
5. Annoying guy friends that are only friends with you because they want a piece of ass.
6. Guy friends that stop talking to you and demand their shit back when you deny them ass.
7. Your mom
8. Ah-Ha (ok the video was cool)
9. People that think "Video Killed the Radio Star" was performed by Radiohead.
10. Members Only jackets and the women that wear them in modern times.
11. Would you like a side of Mousse with your pretzel?
12. Asians with breakfast sausage sized penises
13. Breakfast sausage size penises in general.
14. Small children and the retards that spawned them (Oh I am sorry "specially abled people" that spawned them.)
15. Emo kids and the razors that cut them.
16. Not coming
17. When it gets in your eye and/or comes out your nose.
18.Whiskey and or/coke dick
19. Guys who feel the need to tell you they beat off to thoughts and/or pictures of you
20. The motherfucking LC
21. Coke dens and the cats that piss in them
22. When a guy tells you he's not attracted to you, but tries to fuck you anyway
23. Guys that tell you they want to jizz on your tits.
24. People that cut in line for cheese
25. When you get (your own) vomit all over your back
26. Unkempt Bush (either kind).
27. When the batteries die right at that crucial moment.
28. Wisconsin and the bouncers that suck there.
29. Chicks in bars that lose their shoes.
30. Anyone that resembles Beaker, Professor Bunsen, or Buddah
31. Tracheotomy Tubes.
32. Pants
33. Shoes- Fuck Shoes
34. Guys that don't have the balls to tell you they like you they just act oafish and passive instead
35. Anyone being fisted right now.
36. When the Fluffy relocates to Florida
37. Roofie-Coladas (Giggity-Giggity)
38. Being woken up out of a dead sleep by someon jizzing on your feet
39. Being mushroom-stamped
40. Ford Tempos
41. People that have sour cream with their fries
42. Ex-Boyfriends and the mail they never pick up
43. "That guy"
44. The superbird (Because it is so succulent)
45. Kenny Chesney/Keith Urban/Rascal Flatts
46. Guys that sing annoying karaoke songs to you even though you will never date them
47. Drunk assholes in bars that drink your drink
48. People who eat corn on the cob while driving and talking on their cell phone
49. Anyone who still has a mullet.
50. You.....
For those of you who would like an un-edited version of this list please contact either Nicole or Michelle directly.
**This list is purely for the amusement of Nicole and Michelle during their drunken stupor. If any of the above items has offended you we do not want to hear about it. If you have something you would like to add to the list please send an e-mail to either Nicole or Michelle and we will gladly consider your contribution.**
