The Circle of Life...
A man walked into a bar and with a disconcerted look on his face immediately called out, "Who is the owner of that Saint Bernard tied up outside?"
Another man looked over and replied, "It's mine. His name's Rudy. Why do you ask?"
The first man walked up to him, put an arm on his shouldner and said, "I'm sorry, but my dog just killed your dog."
The owner of the dog was shocked. "Are you kidding me?! It's a Saint Bernard! That dog is huge! He's bigger than my car!"
The first man nodded in agreement and then said:
"Well, he choked on my Chihuahua."
