Greetings infidels! You are now feasting your eyes on the profile of one Slick Rick Whitfield. Let's see, what can I tell ya in such a short span? I was born and raised in Las Vegas until I was 15. Then I moved with my grandmother to Caliente, Nevada, a dinky town of about 1100 people give or take. Anyways, I graduated from Lincoln County HS in another small town called Panaca, which I'm sure most of you have never heard of either town unless you've lived there. I loved it there though since I was able to do two of my favorite things there that I wouldn't have been able to do had I stayed in Vegas, I got the chance to play football (well mostly rode the bench, but I did get some playing time and lettered twice), and got to do radio. I had a weekly show for 3 years and did basketball play-by-play for KLNR 91.7 FM. That led to a fraud of a broadcasting school in Minnesota chasing after me until they convinced me to make the big move to the upper midwest. I lasted about 2 semesters until I burned out and got hit by a truck. Anyways, after that whole deal, I moved back to Vegas for about 3 1/2 years until I got scared shitless by being robbed at gunpoint and moved with my family to Kentucky. Well, I hated it there the first 6 months since I couldn't find work and had no friends, so I moved up to Radcliff (next to Ft. Knox and the now world famous Elizabethtown). Things were ok, but not great there, and after a year, it was off to No-Fuck for 5 1/2 years, followed by a bad year in western PA. Aside from my work as a driver, I listen to a lot of rock, especially my boys Sevendust, still watch football and hockey, read sometimes when I can actually sit down and focus, look for places to go, and things of that nature. I think ECW was the greatest wrestling promotion ever made (not the new WWE version)!

Update: I moved to Tampa in June 2011. I couldn't find work and ended up moving with my then-gf to Bradenton to get a job. I was working at Hoveround until December 7th when I went into the hospital. 2 days later, I had a stroke that slurred my speech and took out my right side. I was rehabbing in the hospital and was 5 days from being released when on December 29th, I had a second stroke and a heart attack. I reverted back and also lost the ability to swallow. The day I was originally supposed to go home, I had the feeding tube surgically inserted in my stomach. February 1st, I came here to rehab in Perry, an hour south of Tallahassee. I gave up the cane and wheelchair on July 4th. I was able to eat again in June. I'm just waiting to have the feeding tube removed. My speech is still slurred and my right arm still doesn't work right. You have been forewarned!

Also, don't trust Miss Mags or BebeDarlin. Reasons why:

Miss Mags:
Lied about a pregnancy and miscarriage
Hacked my old laptop and planted emails
Didn't pay rent on our place
Cheated on me
Left me for another woman

BebeDarlin:
Lied to me repeatedly
Tried to manipulate me about my recovery
Dumped me here in rehab
Stole all my stuff I brought down with me
Stole half of my first disability check

Case in point, DON'T TRUST THEM!!!