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Wicked...no Going Back
Their lips were locked together, their bodies pressed firmly against each other. There was no going back now.. His hands tangled in her long red curls, he yanked her head back. Exposing her pale , soft neck. His lips traveled down her chin, over her throat. His hands now moving down her body. Reaching around her , squeezing her ass . He wanted her more than any other woman, he had ever known. But he did not know why. He was like a man under a spell. Unable to control this need he felt for her. She moaned softly, his lips sending sparks of electricity through her body. She pulled his uniform shirt out of the waist of his pants, so she could run her hands up his back. Lightly running hr nails acros his skin. Was she still dreaming? she thought to herself. This couldnt possibly be happening. But his hands moving under her skirt, caressing the soft skin of her behind, made her realize it really was. He pushed her bouse of her shoulders again, letting it fall off of

The Wicked
so you see here i am being all me and stuff. I am miss catherine k... the wicked! Im born in ireland and classified as gothic, but thats not all there is to me. I quiet out going. i mean come on not everyone can work 18 hour days and be fine lol. i love read, write, danceing, music, and taliking!! well if you want to know more jut write me ill write back unless you like 40!

Wickedness
Song that's been going through my mind lately. From the musical Wicked. May or may not end up being accurate, but it has been before. I still have hope, but we'll see in the end. Hands touch, eyes meet Sudden silence, sudden heat Hearts leap in a giddy world He could be that boy But I'm not that girl Dont dream too far Dont lose sight of who you are Dont remember that rush of joy He could be that boy I'm not that girl Every so often we long to steal To the land of What Might Have Been But that doesnt soften the ache we feel When reality sets back in Blithe smile, lithe limb She is winsome, she wins him Gold hair with a gentle curl That's the girl he chose And heaven knows I'm not that girl Dont wish, dont start Wishing only wounds the heart I wasnt born for the rose and the pearl There's a girl I know He loves her, so I'm not that girl You never know I guess. In the storyline, Elphaba (the wicked witch) has fallen in love with the same guy tha

Wickedly Wonderful Delight...
You bring out the beast in me! Something about you, always ignites the hottest, most sensual passion deep, deep inside me! My feelings for you are wicked! Yet you also bring out the angel inside me, inspiring love and kindness, and all things good. Being with you is so heavenly that I feel as if I could sprout wings and kiss the clouds! Quite simply, you're my wickedly wonderful delight! You're my heaven and my blissful nights! You're my fire, and my greatest desire. You're red hot... and angelic white.

The Wicker Man
Tales of the wicker man come out of a persistent (but arguably false) legend of the ancient Druids. The tale, recounted in Julius Caesar's Gallic wars, recounts a sensationalistic story of human sacrifices made by herding victims into a large man-shaped wicker cages and then burning them: "Others have effigies of great size interwoven with twigs, the limbs of which are filled up with living people which are set on fire from below, and the people are deprived of life surrounded by flames. It is judged that the punishment of those who participated in theft or brigandage or other crimes are more pleasing to the immortal gods; but when the supplies of this kind fail, they even go so low as to inflict punishment on the innocent " There are no other contemporary accounts (other than those who drew on Caesar's writings) of this practice, and no archaeological evidence to support the accusation, yet this story is the basis for most of the tales about Druids as bloodthirsty practitioners

Wicked Lies (written By A Friend)
Tell me no more lies Emotions long since dead Heart's as black as night Quit messing with my head You tell me you love me Then you take it all back You took our red hot love And let it fade to black Told me I was the only one for you Another wicked lie Then you met someone new And broke my heart My body aches My hearts sore The day you left me And told me you didn't love me anymore Chorus: Emotions in disguise No more lies No more wicked lies

Wicked Witch
Wicked Witch There is a demon An evil mind Inside us Oh I know, I know We all know the rules When water will be shed The wicked witch is... This is the end of all the miracles Farewell to you yellow brick road Everything she is asking for It all belongs to her Now she's gone into nothingness There she waits Still I can hear her singing in the room In the room I know she's gone I've thought "She'll never fail, All magic will be gone The day she'll melt away" This is the end of all the miracles Still I hear her singing in the dark Truth has changed, her voice it stays the same Farewell to you yellow brick road Still I hear her singing in the dark While times goes on her voice will fade away "They are all, they're everything, they are mine Silver shoes you're mine, you are mine You are mine." Hate will live on This is the end of all the miracles Farewell to you yellow brick road The wicked witch is dead...

Wicked Storm ~ Tuesday Morning Bombing~~
Wicked Storm Crew! Next Contest!! Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. The Cherry Chase hosted by Heartistic Soul is in full swing. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to the contestants and commentors. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members Get this widget |

The Wicked Witch Of The West (coast).....
Yesterday was a chore to me. I admit it! Yesterday, I went shopping with the "Party Nazi" (Aka: My sister Lor). She dragged me to about 8 different stores....twice, to get the final items for my nieces Wizard of Oz party. We went to Party America to buy shyt for the Emerald City (Kitchen) and she looked at the green plates and said "Not the right green. I'm not lovin' that color" and she dragged me to Micheals craft supply store to buy wooden hearts so the children could earn their Courage by roaring like lions. I decided to imply to the Nazi that those were stupid and "Why don't you just get stickers". Her eyes skinnied and steam flew from her nostrils as her veins popped out on her neck, and I am quite positive that she almost had a siezure as she looked at me and said "NO!!! they are getting wooden hearts!!". So I dutifully endured the shopping fiasco. I hated it, but I endured it! I LOVE MY NIECE! We went to several Halloween shops looking for witch stuff and rainbow stuff. We went

Wicked Dollz Guest Model Application
Interested In Becoming A Wicked Doll Guest Model?? Wicked Dollz is based out of the DFW, TX area. And the models are from ALL over the world!!! VERY IMPORTANT: Please make sure your local laws allow you to pose nude before applying. Must be 18 years of age or older to apply. We are looking for women sizes 4-26, with the Wicked Dollz look! Must have Piercings & Tattoos. Goth, Freak, Rockabilly, Punk, Retro, Juggalettes is their way of life not just a look!!! A Wicked Dollz Guest Model is a doll that wishes to be a part of the Wicked Dollz family, but cannot commit herself to 2 sets a month but can at least send 1 set a month. If you think you we have described you then feel free to apply! The Wicked Dollz Guest Model will eventually have the opportunity to be a Wicked Dollz model in the near future. These dolls can also do sets with the Official Wicked Dollz. At the moment we are not able to pay the model, although in the future we hope that we can and we will be

Wicked Crew Application
INTERESTED IN BEING A PART OF THE WICKED CREW We are currently looking for Wicked Crew in these locations where we have models. For these positions (Make Up Artists, Photographers, Hair Stylists) Texas (DFW area, San Antonio area) IOWA California Michigan Seattle We are also looking for (location varies): Graphic Designers Model/Talent Scouts Wicked Street Team Crew Thank you for your application. We will be reviewing your application and will let you know whether or not you have been accepted as soon as possible. If you do not get accepted right away. Don't get discouraged and keep applying. Please copy and paste the modeling application below onto your email and attach pictures mentioned above to WickedDollzInc@gmail.com "Not your average generic doll, We are the Wicked Dollz!" WICKED DOLLZ CREW APPLICATION Name: Date: Phone Number: Present Address: Mailing Address: What p

Wicked Dreams
Wicked Dreams by Rich Logsdon One day the angels came to present themselves to the Lord, and Satan also came with them. The Lord said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the Lord, "From roaming through the earth and going back and forth in it." (Job 1: 6-7) As I grew up in Boise, Idaho, I learned from my parents that there were a couple of people my brother and I were forbidden to talk about in the house: one was Spokane Annie, Dad’s wife before he married mom, and the other was known simply as Andrea. Because of her extreme religious convictions (Andrea claimed to be an exorcist.), Andrea was never welcome in our house though she visited Boise perhaps twice a year just to keep in touch with my mother. In my fourth year at the University of Oregon, I developed an interest in members of my own family whom I had rarely if ever seen. I knew Andrea lived just north of Portland, in an old mansion overlooking the ocean, so on spring break in 1970 my wife and I t

Wicked Wisdom-bleed All Over Me
I love your pain And how it makes me feel inside I love your pain And how it opens you so wide And I love the way You bleed all over All over me And I love the way Your aching sits in My heart seat I crave your pain And how it soaks me in I crave your pain Cause I’m its only friend And I need the way You bleed all over All over me And I need the way You feed my hunger My hunger’s greed Can I hold your suffering Let me feel your suffering Can I touch your suffering And I love the way You bleed all over All over me And I need the way You bleed all over All over me I love the way You suffer I love the way You bleed Come bleed all over me

~~wicked Storm Crew~~ October 23/24th~~bombing And News Updates~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( ~*~WSC~*~ Wicked Storm Crew!!!~*~WSC~*~ )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates Have you been to our lounge yet?? Its coming along great and Rain has loaded some great tunes into our Jukebox, stumble on in!! Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are still a good many spaces left on our bus which is #7, If you have not been added and would like to ride, visit Jokers Wild and comment the blog that pertains to us. Joke®s Wild™ - Look I got B00bz - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar Bombing for Tonight & Tomorrow Morning!

~~wicked Storm Crew~~ October 26th~~bombing And News Updates~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Wicked Storm Crew Rocks )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates No news yet on the Thursday Throwdown, when we learn the results we will post them. Make sure you see the bulletin by Sunset Beauty and the Quiet Angels. Either way we finish on this one, we made some new friends. When the person or group you are bombing is that nice, Its even more rewarding than a check in the win column! Joined our lounge yet? This ounge is open to everyone so invite ALL of your friends. Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are stil

The Wicked Game
The world was on fire, no-one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart ..with you What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart ..with you The world was on fire, no-one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody like you, n

~*~wicked Storm Crew~ November 1st - Bombing And News~*~
Welcome to November!! Well October has come and gone, so has Halloween. It was a good month but November is going to be even better. Many things coming up and lots of activities too! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Starting today November 1st - Feast of All Saints Day! At 10 pm Eastern Standard Time, the Thursday Throw down sponsored by BBG and Stephanie Lynn. This is gonna be one great contest again this week. Our contestant for this week will be our very own Michelle. Bless her heart we are gonna get this girl a VIP. We have commented her own the other contest and tried to maintain a Third place spot, but we can not compete against the odds. Once a situation gets so far out of hand theres not a thing we can do except back out gracefully and find an alternative. I believe we have - this contest is for 2 hours, its a Bomb off and you know how we do on these. So suit up, put your game faces on, and be ready to Rock and Roll at 10 pm eastern,

~*~wicked Storm Crew~*~nov. 2nd Bombing And News~*~
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Bombing for today, November 2nd ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~Bottoms Up!~&hearts~ She needs 25,000 for a 3 month VIP. She is currently standing at 23,034. Lets get this one done today!! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ She needs 50,000 for a Happy Hour and currently has 26,277 well on our way, keep at it!! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ We have news that the host in the following is back in biz so make sure to stop off and comment on these WSC members. All four of these are long running/no ending date contests. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Ozzfanatic2~~125,000 comments -- Happy Hour~~curently has 11,797. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~

~*~wicked Storm Crew~*~bombing And News~*~november 2nd~*~
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Bombing for today, November 2nd ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~Bottoms Up!~&hearts~ She needs 25,000 for a 3 month VIP. She is currently standing at 23,034. Lets get this one done today!! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ She needs 50,000 for a Happy Hour and currently has 26,277 well on our way, keep at it!! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ We have news that the host in the following is back in biz so make sure to stop off and comment on these WSC members. All four of these are long running/no ending date contests. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Ozzfanatic2~~125,000 comments -- Happy Hour~~curently has 11,797. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~

Wicked!!!
My sister sends me an email about a video game commercial she saw last night during south park. If i was able to stay awake (i swear i must be getting old) i would've been able to see it. Anyway we both agree that he looks VERY Prince of Persia. Check it out: Assassin's Creed

Wicked Sweet
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Wicked Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
I DON'T KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME TODAY LOL I'M NOT IN THE ROCK MOOD I USUALLY AM IN I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope I'll be your love Be everything that you need. I'll love you more with every breath Truly, madly, deeply do I will be strong I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning, yeah I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea I wanna lay like this forever Until the sky falls down ON me And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish, SEND IT to heaven then make you want to cry The tears of joy for all the pleasure in the certainty That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of The highest powers In lonely hours the tears devour you I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down ON me Oh can't you se

Wickedly Broken
At the gloomy clouds I stare, I lay with a thoughtful stare. Studying the heavens above, Thinking only of my love. Sudden random thoughts appear, Only now I start to fear. The only love I really ever knew, So soft and sweet as like the dew. Yet even happiness never really bloomed, Maybe I am to be doomed? Am I forever to be Wickedly Broken? Never to show any gratified token? Why must life be so dreary? My eyes are now always teary, Teary with the hurt, pain and betrayal that has been laid to rest upon me. Will the light of day ever be a comfort to me again? Or am I doomed to die alone, hurt, and betrayed? Forever to be afraid, Afraid of all the memories that accompany my pain? God must have known each tear before it came. Each tear that would fall from my eyes. Known all the tear-stained pillowcases that would be cleansed. Each tearful lullaby of the night. He must have known! Written by Danielle K.

Wicked Game.. (him Lyrics)
World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you (this world is only gonna break your heart) What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No, and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody like you, no No,

32 Wicked Things
1. I am 30 years old but feel 230 most days 2. I don’t like children but yes I do have one son I gave birth to and one that I steal and soothe when I want 3. I went to college for four years obviously just to rack up lots of debt 4. I love my friends more than I do my family 5. I found my soul mate once in the form of a pooch - my lil Zeppelin, he was my soul mate if ever I had one 6. I have no desire to ever be married, hell not sure I ever want another committed relationship at this point 7. I think that stupidity drives people to do even dumber things than they ever thought possible 8. I believe that there are things in life that just can not be forgiven, moved past but never forgiven 9. I don’t believe people when they say the drugs or alcohol made them do it - I firmly believe you only do things that you would do anyway but have found an “out” for 10. I don’t believe in making excuses for behavior no matter what they are - I do what I want and

Wicked Burning
wicked secrets getting told in the dark poison dripping from your head you keep me around and you leave your mark its hard to bleed when its all been said you keep your eyes from mine smoke screen to hide what's been said inside your soul is burning red devil keeps the poison spread close your window and shut your door turn out the light and hide in your bed ill be crawling across your floor ill be preaching all things unsaid its your evil and your poison its the things inside your head its your evil and your poison they make me bleed black thoughts in my head

Wicked Times
MCL TO THOSE WHO KNOW .HAPPY NEW YEAR. FELIZ ANO NUEVO PARA TODO MIS AMIGOS WHO HABLA ESPANOL. ICH WUENSCHE DIR EIN FROHES NUES JAHR FER ALLES MIEN FREUNDS EN DEUSTCH. may all that you desire come to pass in the new year. may all old mistakes be vanquished and any new ones you make are a lot of fun. may you're old enimes become your new reason to giggle at their deaths... what? you thought i was going to say new friends? get real! bury your enimies and hail your friends. clear old debts. make new friends make new booty calls and lovers. learn new moves. make new years YOUR year!!!

~*~wicked Storm Crew~*~ Help Her Out~*~
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew!! I know its been along time since you've seen that name, well it felt damn good writing it! Pretty Green Eyes, one of our former crew members and still a good friend is in a contest for the Hottest Mummer. She Needs RATES! NO COMMENTS, JUST RATES! Show her some MAD Wicked Storm Luv!!! W.Y.K.D Wicked Storm Even in retirement WE are Still the best!!

Wicked Comebacks
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others. - The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. - If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week. - The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. - When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell. - You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together. - Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them. - You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. - Were I king I would not allow you to breed. - You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.

Wicked Turning
Wicked Turning by CrimsonScribe© It was a cool night and Lucas tried to avoid any apprehension at what he was about to do, as he waited in the parking lot of the Bizi Motel. His motorcycle ignition had been cut, along with the lights, so that he would not be easily seen in the corner that he inhabited. Keys to one of the motel's bottom floor rooms rested in his pocket. A gut feeling stayed with him that he could not deny. The gut feeling that made what he would do that night wrong, whether it was in the best interests of the race or not. 'Just make enough, that's all you've got to do and then you're done,' he told himself, and it made enough sense for him to rationalize things. Lucas put his cigarette out as a small, red sports car pulled into the parking lot and cut its headlights early. Someone was being inconspicuous. He fingered the hilt of his black handgun under his coat as he watched the car pull into a spot nearer to the shadows where he dwelled. Had she brought reinf

Wicked Rage Addie Claire Morgan
Wicked Rage Addie Claire Morgan Wicked rage lies in wait at the pit of my soul, Boiling, festering, screaming from within. Freedom denied fuels the twisted storm, Until the gleaming outer shell becomes thin. Decades were spent repairing pinholes, Plastering goodness over the pain. Writhing moments burst spheres of anger, Which threaten to expose the insane. Passionate obsessions manipulate my mind, Tranquilizing the incessant chatter. Questions unleashed occupy the space, Where answers wound and shatter. Conscience empowered by inherent beliefs, Unveil the benevolence to survive. Reaching beyond earthbound majesty, Celestial compassions revive.

Wicked, The Play
The story behind the Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked. It is all about Elphaba who was born green and had to deal with the challenges that entails. We also learn of the very perky blonde, Galinda, who later becomes Glinda, the Good. Most of the play is set during thier teen years, which I loved. My favorite songs were “Popular” and “Defying Gravity.” My thoughts on the play. Well.. First it was a bit slow, but there is a lot of info they were trying to get out. I giggled at Galinda’s querkiness. They made the most of her “blondeness.” Elphaba was a great character and the actress did a fabulous job! The ending of the first act was amazing! I got chills! We then had a short 15 minute break and went into Act two.. which was disappointing. Honestly I wanted more! I didn’t like how there were inconsistencies between the play and the movie. I didn’t like the ending. Overall, the cast did a fantastic job! The music was wonderful and the dancing was superb! I told Max that I would have

Wicked Game
The world was on fire, no-one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart ..with you What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart No I don't wanna fall in love this world is always gonna brake your heart ..with you The world was on fire, no-one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody like you,

Wickedly Wonderful Delight
You bring out the beast in me! Something about you, always ignites the hottest, most sensual passion deep, deep inside me! My feelings for you are wicked! Yet you also bring out the angel inside me, inspiring love and kindness, and all things good. Being with you is so heavenly that I feel as if I could sprout wings and kiss the clouds! Quite simply, you're my wickedly wonderful delight! You're my heaven and my blissful nights! You're my fire, and my greatest desire. You're red hot... and angelic white. You're simply dynamite!

Wicked Priest
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The Wicked Witch
This one is me and my sister Laura: which old witch? Nathan Moore: its just a saying lol Nathan Moore: wanna kill jen Nathan Moore: then we can sing it together Laura: you were supposed to say the wicked witch Nathan Moore: ohhhh Laura: why do you wanna kill jen? Nathan Moore: shes a bitch Nathan Moore: duh Laura: what did she do this time? Nathan Moore: making threats and stuff because i said i might not get ky bc moms sick Laura: does she want ky to get sick? cause i had what mom has and trust me she doesn't want ky getting that Nathan Moore: apparently she does Nathan Moore: i told her if she gets sick its all her fault Laura: and then she'll have to deal with kyleigh being absolutely miserable and not being able to sleep and coughing and crying Nathan Moore: moms feeling better Nathan Moore: im gunna get her after work tomarrow Laura: well maybe by the weekend it'll be ok Nathan Moore: i just wish jen would stop being a selffish bitch Laura: you're getting

Wicked And The Good
wicked and the good Glory of lord speaks through the version of saints on for life for its ultimate benefit being here on the planet. Good and bad are the features of illusion in which life flows but their in the same orbit saints acts as to sail out the one got trapped in the round of bad. The wicked burn with jealousy as they hear of others welfare be their relatives, friends or neutrals; such is their wont. Of course the good one has bias for goodness alone, while a vile person is prone to vileness. While nectar is praised for its immortalizing virtue, poison is extolled for its deadly effects. All this brings a point for life better on the mode of realization to cut a sorry figure at a later date. As human life is so precious in all respect every bit of act on to it counts by the time and era, And reflects on to life back with the difference of time. May god bless all on the subject of true human life. Thanks please

Wicked Wicked Bitch...
You fucking whore, I see you, I know who you are. You think you've got what it takes and yet the only way you can catch an eye is to show your naked self online for all to see. what? you got nothing else? How very fucking sad you are. How very fucking sad he is to lose something real, for one fake hellion whore. ~~Rayven Pissed Off Red~~

Wicked Soul
Another Black Day - Wicked Souls Here I am alone... Broken by my ghosts. Will They always haunt me when I'm drowning? Shattered by my pride... Married to my guilt. And the road I walk is paved with sorrow I've lost again Dark days arise Will I find the light? Will you save my wicked soul If I swear that I'll change my ways ? Staring at my wounds... That I once had closed. Will they always burn me when I'm drowning? Fighting for my pride Try to shed my guilt I've become a vessel for your torment. I've lost again Dark days arise Will I find the light? Will you save my wicked soul If I swear that I'll change my ways ?

Wickedness
Wickedness It's not fair, Not like anyone cares I'm never gonna come back home again Let the war begin I decieved myself into thinking this was real Stricken by a want only to feel My feelings I have to divide Just to feel alive Love like a parasite That dissappears when I close my eyes at night The curse, a facade Buried inside of me Feeding on me like an evil entity All I want to do is run Drowned by this sickness An unbreakable burden Perfect insanity, such wickedness Life was never made to be this tough A hole in my infatuation I stop inside the fire Enough No one will be able to take me No matter how hard you try Or how twisted your means You will never ever break me

Wicked &taste Of Buffalo Weekend
So in Buffalo during the summer there are lots of events and things to do. This weekend is the taste of buffalo. I know it is all about the food for most. But there are also prizes to win at places and sometimes a company will hand out new stuff like last year those chips made from fruit or was that the year before, very tasty. Then they have that section for kids and lots of other stuff. Yes the portions are small but they are small on purpose. 1) If they where large then they would cost more and then people would buy less. 2) If they where larger you would get full and not try other things. Besides you have to have enough money to get a nice stack of multiple color cups those that drink know what I'm talking about or have at least seen it. I just wish that all these walkers would understand the rules of the road, and why are they not posted. 1) If you want to look fine walk slow don't stop completely 2) Get food on your side only (none of this walking across 400 people getting in e

Wicked Taste
First of all the taste of buffalo was a good time. That being said I'm glad I got some time in before wicked. Before wicked I got free pork, that is right pork for free it was pretty good. Then there where people handing out some Cereal that is in that middle section and that was pretty good to. I tried a small portion of this soup from Danny's I think that was like beef Kimmelweck that was very good. Then over by one of the stages there was this place Mobay I think it was called that was pretty good I got what was called mobay it was Jerk Chicken (very good) on this huge breed that was pretty tasty. I almost forgot there was a Ghirardelli place giving out free Chocolate how can anyone pass that up. After wicked I didn't stay long seeing as the rain came down in buckets and things where blowing over. It wasn't to to bad but with a paper bag and no one handing out plastic ones anymore I was in trouble quickly so it did wind up driving me home, I'm ok but my bag is pretty shreded. But I

Wicked Kitties Group Guidelines/requirements
Hiya Kitties & Future Kitties, as of the 26th of September 08 these are our new Guidelines & Requirements we need to follow as Kitties, This is a Strictly a No drama zone, Any problems or concerns please speak to Azriel Or Myself. Please make a Salute with your nickname & “Member of the Wicked Kitties” on it then upload so we can rip to the Kitties Homepage Please Add the Kitties Homepage, Miss Kunt & DJ Azriel to your family. Please ensure this is the only group you belong to. Add ~Member of The Wicked Kitties~ to your Fubar name. Join the Kitties Lounge “Club CatNip” This is where we have meetings etc, as well as lots of fun! Members must have a verified salute & a minimum of 5 pictures of themselves. Thankyou for reading Xx Miss K

A Wicked Lil Taste
Here's a taste of my writing.. this is what I am currently working on..Enjoy! The Warrior Draygon (storyline excerpt @copyrighted 2008 RR She admired the strength of his powerful body. She wore the heels but he still towered over her. The gloss of his long ebony hair was beautiful to her. His hair hung down to his massive shoulders. He removed his cape and lay it down on the floor before the roaring blaze that crackled in the fireplace. The velvet lining of it was as deep and as rich as the blood that he knew flowed through her veins. "Draygon," she breathed his name as his hands covered her swollen breasts. "I am your slave." "As I am yours, Adriana." His hands slid up to cup her beautiful face in them. He brought his lips down upon hers, tasting her sweet nectar. Lightening flashed through the dark curtains as thunder shook the house around them. The storm only excited them even more. Draygon's hands reached the deep neckline of her blouse and in one swift,

Wicked Lucky
300,000 people in my state with no power phone or internet after last nights ice storm . i must be lucky cause i still have every thing but tv for that i will knock on wood . i guess my thought here is sometimes we win and sometimes we dont .so times like this make me say hey i don't have it so bad lol .

Wicked
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Wicked Game......
The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. What a wicked game to play to make me feel this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. Nobody loves no-one........

Wicked Poetry On Amazon!
Hey, my poetic books on Amazon.Com are entitled: 1.) Werewolf Slut 2.) About Britney Spears and male genitalia--an anthropological treatise 3.) Sean Hannity's theocracy; plus, Virgin Mary LIVES! Check out these luscious rhymes spawned to entertain your soul on Amazon.Com under the fine name Mark David King. Too, coming soon: Barack Obama, Do Cyborgs Dream Of Robotic Sheep? An American Poem Sincerely, Mark

Wicked Game Of Hearts
At the end of the day It don't matter anyway Whatever you might want to give me I can take your love I can take your anger And like a curve I can bend it back straight. Cause you cannot believe What I would do for you You cannot conceive, how far I'd go To the ends of everything To find your smile again It's a wicked game of hearts That I'm afraid to win Now I can be as free As a west Texas breeze But what good would that ever do me? I could blow around the world ‘till I found you again And I'd wind up down on my knees

Wicked Realms
Stop by and check out an awesome lounge. Owned and operated by Trinket. Containing an awesome staff, it's a great place to hang out. It's been around for a while and seems a little quiet these days, but we want to change that. Let's get it back up and running like it used to be. Stop by and join up. Click below to gain access to Wicked Realms.. Hope to see you there soon.. While you're @ it, go check out the owner as well. T®îñkè† Øwñè® ºƒ Wî¢kèd Rèålm$@ fubar **the pic link above isn't working, but here's the link to the lounge http://fubar.com/lounge/51427

Wicked Things
wonder oh what wicked things you bring, do they bite claw or sting, Nah they say but words of flase desire, Only to make ur heart race higher, Oh what wicked things have come this way, holding your attention close to their sway, In ways no man can resiist, they enter our lives with a fateful twist, SO beware those oh so wicked things, fore they come not crawling or on feathered wings, They walk beside us on these dreadful days, Beware those oh so wicked things,

Wicked
FIRST AND FOREMOST.....Just a disclaimer, anything I write in this blog is purely fictional and fantasy. If some find it offensive I apologize. I know cops are public servants but this is fiction. Called out on a routine call, the officer is anxious to get it over with and go home for the night. He figures it will be quick no arrest just a verbal warning, it is only disturbing the peace after all. When he pulls into the bar parking lot he sees a crowd of people standing outside." What now" he thinks to himself. As he approaches he hears a womans voice yelling, soft sweet voice, but very pissed off. He pushes his way through the crowd and is shocked at what he sees. The woman is barely five foot tall, and she has a tall rough looking guy cornered, telling him off and holding a purse in her hand ready to club him with it. He has to keep from laughing, the picture before him is so comical.He stops for a moment taking in the situation, and cant help giving her the once over. Long copp

Wicked Cont.
After getting the story from the bartender, the officer realizes he is going to have to take her in. The guy she had cornered is wanting to file charges against her. He thinks it is ridiculous. How much damage could she have caused. As he walks back to his cruiser, flashes of thos eyes, her lips, and that white skin flood his mind. " What the hell is wrong with me" he thinks to himself. Never has any woman affected him like this, and he knows nothing about her. Other than how the smell of her perfume makes his head swoon. " Dammit pull yourself together man" he thinks. He gets to the car and looks in at her as he opens the door. It is a hot night, and she has shrugged her blouse off her shoulders. Revealing a black silk camisole underneath, slightly sticking to her damp skin. Her hair fell around her, pieces wet from sweat sticking to her forehead and cheek. " Thanks for leaving a fucking window open" she barks at him. " It's hot as hell in here" He hadnt even thought about it, He

Wicked Cont 2
Driving down the highway headed back to the station, he never realized how long a road this was. Maybe it was a combination of wanting rid of her, the late hour, no cars on the road this late at night, and he was ashamed to say it but he just plain wanted her. He snuck a peek in the mirror again , hoping she wasnt looking. She had her head back against the seat again, eyes closed. She actually looked as if she had fallen asleep. He looked at the steady way her chest rose and fell, the softness in her jaw and realized she really had fallen asleep. He started imagaining what she looked like under those clothes. In his mind, he slowly undressed her. Removing her black silk blouse, slipping the straps of her camisole off her shoulders slowly. Letting the thin fabric drop around hr waist. Revealing large firm breasts. Their snow white skin flawless. Pale pink nipples. He imagained pushing the fabric over her full hips and letting it fall to the floor. Unzipping hr black leathr skirt and

Wicked Another Chapter
He is so lost in his fantasy that he doesnt realize his car has started to cross the center line. All of a sudden a horn blaring snaps him out of it. When he looks he is about to come head on with a Semi. He jerks the wheel barely avoiding the collision. His car skids and swerves off the road. As it gets caught up on the gravel it blows the front tire. " Fuck " he yells smacking his hands on the steering wheel. All he wanted tonight was to go home, crack a beer and relax. Now he is in the middle of nowhere, on the highway. Stuck with a woman who is making him lose his mind. The jerking of the car woke her. She looked at him wondering what the hell was going on. " What happened?" she asked He realizes she did not see the truck so he does not want her to know it was his fault they almost crashed. Especially when it was due to him mentally undressing and touchig her. " Damn deer ran across the road, had to swerve to avoid it " he says, hoping she asks no questions. " Oh" she says an

Wicked No Goin Back
Their lips were locked together, their bodies pressed firmly against each other. There was no going back now.. His hands tangled in her long red curls, he yanked her head back. Exposing her pale , soft neck. His lips traveled down her chin, over her throat. His hands now moving down her body. Reaching around her , squeezing her ass . He wanted her more than any other woman, he had ever known. But he did not know why. He was like a man under a spell. Unable to control this need he felt for her. She moaned softly, his lips sending sparks of electricity through her body. She pulled his uniform shirt out of the waist of his pants, so she could run her hands up his back. Lightly running hr nails acros his skin. Was she still dreaming? she thought to herself. This couldnt possibly be happening. But his hands moving under her skirt, caressing the soft skin of her behind, made her realize it really was. He pushed her bouse of her shoulders again, letting it fall off of her and onto the grou

Wicked Turns Sappy For A Minute!
I want to tell you all about my wonderful friends I've made on Fubar... I could list names but i think you know who you are... I have to admit I'm a cold hearted bitch most of the time... I put up a wall and i try very hard to be a loaner... but these friends of mine keep drawing me out of my dark hole and seem to love the idea I'm kind of geeky... Now you all might see each other in my recent blogs, even commented on each other. But sadly you have not added each other as friends..... I want you all to love each other as dorks... stand untied and proud.. needless to say with my friends they are all pretty ice and excepting of how dorky i can be.. so i wanted to thank you ... you know who you are.. i crush you sometimes i say i love you and mostly i get to spend a little of my day with you.... Thanks for being you.. Wicked P.S. If you need a list of names to know your on the list just say so... oh my dads here ill be back in 30

Wickedus Insanious Poeticus Flow
No intake who give's dayum bout what i make or say. I don't play don't make it a mistake. What am i'ma do tell ya what ima do break throught to you n say the crazious shit. Ya that's what i'ma do say the meanest angriest thing n be insane cuz shit ain't plain life is a game nothin to loose nothin to gain btw who is lil wayne jonas brothers na they called the jonas smothers why you think their called brothers cuz they have no other n they incest n was caught in the back of their tour bus kissin eachothers. They say i'm on some shit ya I must be if i'm that crazy nothin as can be I don't really see i'm just a un normal human being what gives you a reason to get on me. Fhuck a racist beat him/her/them down chop their head off feed it to the pigs. Get their wigsplitz nothin's hotter then this like a poem i just recited from in one of my blogs don't fhuck around. Get hit with a cabin's lincoln logs crashin cars in the fog lung smoke caught in the smog. Hittin bats reanactin talk disamateur

Wicked Wins!!!!
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW I WON SEAMUS LOST!!!!! NOW I WANT TO PERV ALL MY FAVORITE WOMAN AND MEN AND MAKE SARCASTIC BLOGS THAT I DONT HAVE TO BE NICE IN SO HERE GOES: FUCK WHOREBIATCHI HATE YOU ALL !!!!! *KICKS IN SHINS* DIE AND GIVE ME MONEY FOR SPOTLIGHT DAMN YOU ALL WICKED

Wicked Bitch Of The Southwest
I ain't the one you wanna mess with (Mess with)I'm known for leaving bitches headless (Headless)But if you got what it takes, step up bitch (Step up bitch)Don't test the best wicked bitch of the southwestI'm that sick bitch killa from the 505And with my gauge by my side you ain't leavin' aliveI take pride while you die just like the restDon't test the best wicked bitch of the southwestI'm that dead bitch that you probably heard aboutMy rhymes shine red cause I chew razors in my mouthWhen I spit I bleed all over mainstreams shitI'll fuck your bitch, bite off her clitBecause I'm a sexual demented lunaticTock, that's the sound of my glockTo the side of your dome bitch you're about to get (Gun Shot)Don't mess with the best is what I highly suggestAnd don't provoke the six demons that dwell inside my chestAnd possess me, to go on a murder spreeAnd destroy cunt bitches that pretend and want to be meWhere's your creativity, quit looking up to meBut then again bitches can't conceive indivigual

The Wicked Bitch Is Back
The wicked bitch is back, So what the fuck you gonna doThe wicked bitch is back, Queen bitch of the SKR crewThe wicked bitch is back, And I ain't ever going awaySo all you dames back the fuck off I'm keeping what I claimThe one and only wicked bitch is back showin' you what the fuck is upI've been observing again all I can say is what the fuckSilly bitches coming out the woodwork tryin' to spit this wickednessCheap filthy imitations get the fuck back in the kitchenI ain't bitchin' I'm just claimin' my shit, the wicked shitI'm the queen, learn to like it or I'll leave your fuckin' neck slitWatch it drip, take a sip in the name of the DevilI'm so evil I will bleed you to achieve that higher levelWelcome to my hell, I bring madness and despairI feast on human flesh and get turned on when you're scaredHope you're aware, when you hear that voice it's most likely meI bring that blaspemy so sweetly I'm the girl of your screams, can't you seeR-A-Z-A-KELRazakel the wicked queen castin' curses a

Wicked Is The Whiskey
Evil is the darkness Eating at my soul Tearing at my heart A terror to behold Wicked is the whiskey That numbs me to the pain When the agony of living Is driving me insane There is no inspiration In the years that I have lost There is only sorrow As I calculate the cost The sum of all my choices The ticking of the clock Time is past forever The hands will never stop Wicked is the whiskey That numbs me to the pain Tearing out my heart A razor to my vein Empty of the meaning I hold on to my dreams Trapped within this nightmare Into silence do I scream There is no sound to find me But the breaking of my heart I shed the tears that drown me As i sadly play my part Evil is the darkness Eating at my soul Tearing out my heart A terror to behold Wicked is the whiskey Tho it numbs away the pain The agony of living A razor to my vein...

Wicked Is An Evil Cunt, Again
i feel so used, i pimped the whore out, gave her fubucks for her spotlight and then she texts me that she is blocking me when she gets home because i didn`t answer my phone when she called twice. wtf, she is more fuckin needy than a puppy, but 300 times more evil than any junkyard dog block her before she blocks me or give her the pleasure

Wicked Little Things
you hear them laugh you hear where they lay, at night and everywhere, wicked little things come to prey. they feel your fears, taste your scares, flowers how they wither, you can feel their evil stares. wicked little things can see you fall and hear your cries. funny.. how these wicked little things can be viewed in your eyes..

Wicked Game
The world was on fire No one could save me but you. Strange what desire will make foolish people do I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you No, I don't want to fall in love [This love is only gonna break your heart] No, I don't want to fall in love [This love is only gonna break your heart] With you With you What a wicked game you play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing to do To make me dream of you v And I don't wanna fall in love [This love is only gonna break your heart] And I don't want to fall in love [This love is only gonna break your heart] {World was on fire No one could save me but you Strange what desire will make foolish people do I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you No I don't wanna fall in love [This love is only gonna break your heart No I don't

Wicked A Narcotic Or Neurotic?
I have been trying to adjust to this site and I'm failing miserably at it.. I know a few of you have been worried about me but I'm ok don't worry I'm a big girl with flesh coloured granny panties... I realize that at times i seem a little Neurotic and after reading its terminology i would have to agree.. Neurotic: behavior is not ousted socially acceptable norms... what i want to know is who determines whats socially acceptable.. I also believe im all of your crack..... hence narcotic... I also decided i dont mind being your crack... (laugh as you need to) so after careful examination i have deemed myself completely unstable ENJOY!

[wicked Cricket]
(wanna save yourself about 20 minutes of rant?short answer: Personalized Mech JOYGASM!)So... I dropped in on my local game store and picked up the Armored Core 4 (one of my all time favorite game franchises of ever- where you build mobile suits and do tedius missions- and fight AWESOME one on one duels) "For Answer"basically the version 1.12 of the 4th in the series.There are a TON of armored core games.The numeric rules do not apply here- kinda like grand theft auto.If you think about it Grand theft auto Liberty City stories, San Andreas, and Vice City are ALL Gta III (because they share the same engine... a vastly improved engine from game to game- but the same engine)I could go into another HOUR of explaining the progress of this game from point A to point ... Zeta, but there's not really a point because ... I don't even think a fellow ludologist would really care all that much.AC 1 and variants, AC 2 with awesome duel only game PS1 -> AC3 PS2-> PS3 AC4The combat has become about 10

Wicked Games
The world was on fire, no-one could save me but youIt's strange what desire will make foolish people doI'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like youAnd I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No I don't wanna fall in lovethis world is always gonna break your heartNo I don't wanna fall in lovethis world is always gonna break your heart..with you What a wicked game to playTo make me feel this wayWhat a wicked thing to doTo let me dream of youWhat a wicked thing to sayYou never felt this wayWhat a wicked thing you doTo make me dream of you No I don't wanna fall in lovethis world is always gonna break your heartNo I don't wanna fall in lovethis world is always gonna break your heart..with you The world was on fire, no-one could save me but youIt's strange what desire will make foolish people doNo and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like youI'll never dream that I lose somebody like you, no Now I wanna fall in loveThis world is always gonna break your heartNow I w

Wicked And Witchie
Wicked and Witchie, really who would have thought we would end up being so close... The first time I saw her was in one of my Blogs she was funny and I figured Name likes her she must be sweet.... She then proceeded to buy Name Crisis off me... I sent her some sort of quirky reply to state that I was trying to pimp him out cheap.... and she was driving the price up... She responded like this: HES WORTH IT TO ME!!!! (insert snotty attitude) From that day on I loved her with all my heart.. she is my twin... I swear its crazy how alike we are... I belive that theres something about everyone i meet that I love and with Witchie there are so many things that i love its hard to say in one blog. She reminds me of me so much sometimes its scary... I wish one day I could meet her.. I think you should all perv her like i do.. i lust her breasts... Drools... I have to leave now im off to fap to her naked pictures... Wicked

Wicked Treats (halloween Game)
This game will be open from 10/11 until 10/31 If you haven't rated my blog yet, could you please do that while you're here? Thank you! Game F.A.Q.Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." If you have traded rates for tokens, you

Wicked Notion
Insane rips losin grips sippin sipps. Goin on a mind trip with what i rip. Don't fuck with me. I'll bust your fuckin lip. & hit with shit you can't get with. Here i here i am kickin with the wicked shit that's tickin. Bustin through riffin what you a dog you lickin. You ain't stickin or gettin what i'm kickin. Rhymes ain't all in what you callin fuck with what your stallin. I'ma no good peice blackwood. That never had somethin in his life that i once thought had. Everything went good to bad. & now i feel like nothin nothin nothin. I feel like nothin nothin was as it ever seems. Nothin was as it ever seems nothin nothin nothin nothin. Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it. I never was never fuckin was I never knew to feel or how to be fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it. I grew from a little tyke to a toddler then try to find my way up this world like a squirrel. Now i feel my life i'm livin in a fuckin twirl fuckin twirl a motherfuckin twirl. Don't try to tell or misjudge me. Nothin you

Wicked Update
I figured I should update those of you who are uninformed of my current situation, so here goes: 1. I am moving in with Jeff, yes we lived together in my small 800sq ft house. We have been moving our stuff into his house over the last month. ALso we have been unbachelorizing it since a girl was moving in. 2. My business has been struggling so im actually paying more attention to it.. also its year end and im doing book keeping for ever.... 3. My son is once again in soccer five days a week. Life has been crazy , chaotic and hectic... hence why Ive become a new alcoholic.... Sorry I have to run soon just figured I would update you all as to why i haven't been on as much... I miss you all terribly WICKED

Wicked
The wicked can never sleep. Never truly sleep in a way everyone else does. Theres no sleep for those who cant look themselves in the mirror, having no care for others that mean nothing to you. The wicked are everywhere, clothed in what is supposed to be the way. Whats the way though. Is it what you think or what others are telling you. There is a point in time when you have to just not care for those that mean nothing and become that wicked person. Just like the song says " There ain't no sleep for the wicked, till we close our eyes for good." To be one of those wicked people can mean many things, the good or the bad. Thats something for you do decided, me thats something i deal with on my own. Later

Wicked
Yo chuck we got runnin in mixes and da headpfones Ha ah hahaha Wicked! Ha Ha! 1 2 3 and I come with the wicked style, and you know that I'm from the wicked crew, you act like you knew, but I got everybody jumping to the voodoo. You kickin' wicked rhymes, picket signs, me and my mob got a truck full of 9's. Play ya and I'll slay ya, I got thug-made dough by the hey-a. Ready to BUCK, BUCK, BUCK, but it's a must to DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, before I bust ya, looking for the one that did it, you want my vote, no you're never gonna get it, cause I'm the one with the tight mad skills, and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills. Sittin' at the pad just chillin' Larry Parker just got 2 million, oh what a fucking feeling! That nigger done pass me the pill, and I slam dunk it like Shaquille O'Neal. Wicked, wreckin' baby I'll rock that test tube baby, take it... 'Cause I get Wicked! I told them not to keep on their fire Yes I Wicked! I told them not to keep on their fire Yes I Wicked! I told them not to

Wickedly Silent Before The Kill
Im a necessary evil, sickened and sinister, the voice and mind for the feeble. Contaminated and infectious in many different ways walking through life with virulence and proceeding in a haze. Vile and venomous thoughts inhabit this vagrant vessel putting on my mask as if it were a dress rehersal My life was hopeless my dreams were dead and then i was lifted by darkness instead. the evil brewed in me gave me my strength creating an armor and weapon of length. demonds devoured my soul and i reamained dancing the last dance of sin entertained. we are all vile sinnners who deserve to die and dont expect anyone to cry... in the case of attrocities its unlike destiny or a fate the atrocities brought before us are carved into our body of sins through the hands of wickedness robbing of innocence and releasing a darkenned soul from an abyss long forgotten reopened in time and space to fufil wat purpose for the purpose remains unknown i hold no grudge to those who have harmed me but

The Wicked Innovative Spitting Craziness
I'm that insane wicked motherfucker kris. & there ain't no one you know good or wicked as me. So don't think that you could try to copy play cat a g. I gotta fine lovely dyme milf name kelly & none of you bitches can't fuck wit. So back off cause none of you can compare. Ya just raggedy with crooked old hair. 1 2 ticky ticky tock. Its the wicked fine g back to spit with nother rhyme. So don't cross it between a line. Get yo ass way out lined or flat straight on yo back. I'm on the prowl for the attack of wack mc's. Who think they can hang with these. Best be off somewhere else with ya shit. Ain't got time for ya punkass bitchness. It be no witness to how i spit this. Without a gift or a curse. It gets worst as i get deep into shit. Rip ya in half there be no pass. You just straight ass out the garbage. I just discarded how you try to get shit started. Half no brain like you retarded. Who it is the straight wickedest ill insane craziest. Mr. innovative & creative with no formative or at

Wicked Nursery
I'm iller then ill. Light up the gas can. Leaks & it spill I kill annihilate. With what you can't get think straight. Fuck ya hate none shit relate. If ya can step up to the plate. How i'm going at this rate. To lose a dysfunction. With no assumption. What you think going by not showing. Its worse then what you not connecting. Disinfecting i'm wrecking neck checking. Watch as display how i do it. True to kicking how i get it. Like no hat you put on. Its not fitted. Leaded 'em off on the misled the bled shed. As you fall down to the ground. Dead no repeat what i said. With the whole bunch of shit i said. Leave 'em in a rid confused grid. Here i is here i am. That wicked fine g. You know yo ass can't see. & don't think you can try. Or if so then you can kiss ya ass Goodbye Here i go running off with the wicked shit. You can't get yourself with. Who the fuck do you think you fucking with. You best of be off on somewhere else. I kicks heavy with that rock ish metal. You can't settle. Who

Wicked
thouw these blury blood shot eyes, I see your dark intinsoins, With these scared hands I still grip to the false hopes and brooken dreams, that you so joyfuly left me. My loungs are suffacating from your intoxi ecents of dark bueaty. These scare that cover me from head to toe are a sad shallow reminder to any who fall to your dar and timting precents. You lower any lonly fool with your evil stair, promising unimaginable pleaser and dark desires with every wink, your devlish grin teases to come back for more. You drain thim till nothing is left then cast thim to the side and move on to your next fivtom. Now I see you for who are you are the wicked and i m slowly but shurly make my way back to my feet hoping some day my angle will come to save me but on till then i will be a live sine to all of what ur dark powers will do to a person.............. the scared

Wicked Wanda, She Needs To Finish 3rd Grade Spelling Geez. Some Women Think Its All About Bling W A N D A
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The color of love I once knew it disappeared when I met you the radio says its true love again you don't wanna know where I've been a garden has been planted in my mind but that isn't what the doctors will find I fashion a weed into a rose but the pain still grows you are cuddly and tender but you I can no longer render my heart just wants to die go ahead an tempt me to try every wicked rose garden only tempts the heart to harden

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The Wicked...
The Wicked Shape of our love surrounded........ yet alone with many..... yet abandoned willing ......yet unwanted giving.... yet not seen touching......... yet untouched wanting... yet not wanted this lover... so unseen i live in the shadow of your "love" it is abuse the wicked shape of brokenness .....there you have me trapped i am held by nothing touched by not a soul ......me in this isolation my torn and faded love cast out to die it is at your hands...... i take my last breath....

Wicked Desire
The day started ordinary, decided to drive toward the Beach in late afternoon. I set up a towel to lay upon. Fell asleep and awoke to almost it deserted. My gaze fell upon a broad shouldered,lean, hard handsome man in his early 30s. He was coming out of the water walking towards me. Arm extended he took my hand and placed it on his muscled abs gliding down to his bulge in his swimming trunks. Oh the length of him made me utter a moan.I wanted to lick his nipples and chest as he placed my hand inside. Definately was enjoying the feel of his Cock and desire was begining to take its course. He released my hand to lay next to me on that towel. Tipping my head to his, he thrust his tongue in my mouth licking mine, than kissing more deeply. He lay on me knees between mine, nudging them open spreading me. Oh the feel of his hard body on my soft being, was intoxicating. Between my thighs i felt warm, wet, excited as he started to release a nipple from my swim suit into his mouth. he licked

Wicoe
(Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES ; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - O

Wicoe
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) ~~is proud to announce the opening of its~~ ~EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! ALL ARE WELCOME~ Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accepta maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE: HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES - DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO: EMPTY MILK CARTONS- DO THEY BELONG IN THE

Widdle Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits? "The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy Bwackwabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and whispers... "I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk"

Widdle Wabbit
Widdle Wabbit A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Widdle Wabbits
Widdle Wabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She looks around a little, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, finally leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Widdle Wabbits
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Mind you, I did not write it! 8-P

Wideee Awakeee
im wideee awake and im supposed to get up 7am to bring the twins to school. so if i sleep now id only get three and a half hours of sleep. oh joy! but i cant help it. im just too FCUKing hyper because i get to see my babyyy tomorrow! my friend anthonyyy (the assfucker) && i are going to fly to rochester to visit him && friendsss. yay! im psyched!

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If you saw my little indigo jeans or my newly formed tan breasts that jiggle just enough- or noticed that a couple of my chins have packed their bags- or how well I hide my missing teeth even while smiling as wide as your ass, which is what I do most these days… Or if you heard that I wear my river Nile stretch marks with pride in a dozen orange bikinis- or saw my husband-to-be with his movie star good looks; tough but charmed in so many ways- hockey player, golfer, witty loving father, partier-poet. If you remember my kids used to be imps but you'd see their tails have disappeared in your absence and in fact they really are just kids. If you hear my laughter carried through the skies and look up you'll see clouds shaped like ponies and kisses and Christmas and possibly my middle finger- If you saw me in my new life, with my perfect picket-fence family and

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What is true? What is false? How do we tell the difference? Does it make a difference? The truth of a claim or statement is constantly called into question each and every day that we spend upon this earth. We try to instill in our children the importance of truthfulness and yet, how often do we exhibit that character trait? We want to be able to rely upon what we are told but at the same time, we are cynical. From a very early age we are told that your word means everything. Yet, that doesn’t seem to be “true” in everyday life. People seem to think that lies don’t happen in court; however, from personal experience I can tell you that lies happen everyday in the courtroom. Likewise, people want to believe that stories that appear in the newspaper must also be true; however, we also know that we cannot rely upon the written word because in many instances, those stories that appear in the written media (and over the airwaves) are false. A recent news event that brought bo

Wide Open Web And Where I Have Been
I used to have an ISP called sigecom and recently a company out of colorado springs bought them out. They are called WIDE OPEN WEB or WOW. They started last friday to upgrade servers and the routing within the server structure from servers to hubs to links and all. My problem was that they waited until the first week of school to do this and had no clue how to even figure out how to fix the problem. It wasn't until last night when I spoke with a tech support individual and told them it was the same issue as when they upgraded to dhcp from static ip's. This finally one week later let them know that they simply needed to upgrade the modems firmware but did not consider the fact that the user cant do this on their end and that they should have done this before doing the rest of things. I am still pissed and soon to change ISP's and go with something faster and more stable. While I was gone I see that I have only received about 5 people showing me love. I guess it shows me

Wide Awake, Or Sleep Walking?
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Wide Rant
To start... in this world there are so many things that anger and sadden me. So many many things. I keep having a dream... where I am standing overlooking hundreds of miles of the most breathtaking and beautiful nature your eyes could ever fall upon. The scene is so powerful I am brought to my knees... weep. For a while I wondered why in the midst of the most powerful thing I could imagine... I would weep. The more I thought about it, the more I came to understand. It is because if just about anyone else were put in that place they would simply overlook it, take it for granted. I was weeping because I knew... that other people would never feel the power of what they were seeing. I was sad for them, I was terrified that this beautiful thing.. nature will soon be gone, simply because no one else can understand it, feel it, be connected to it. As a pagan I personally feel a powerful connection to the earth. Something that would simply be meaningless to so many people...would be one of the

Wide Reciver Texas Pork Ribs
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Wide Awake
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The Widow Porter
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Widow Of Soldier Finally Gets Plaque With Wiccan Emblem(update From Previous Post)
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Widow Maker
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Widows Hour.
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A Widow's Sorrow
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Widowed
It's been two years since my wife pased on. I think it's time for me to find someone new in my life. It will be hard as my daughter and grandsons live with me. But I think it would be nice to have someone to talk to and hold once in a while. And yes I'm still sexulay active.

Widow's Revenge
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Widow Creepers
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Widows Walk
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Widow Maker..as Opposed To Window Making Of Course!
Ha! I'm stupid!!! All this fucking time I thought I had to rate just ONE pic/profile for 3 hours. However, I now believe that different pics/profiles will do just as long as I do it for 3 hours? Hmm...I may just do that...if that's the case. IS THAT THE CASE???

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Wierd Shit-o-meter 1
It was a Thursday morning, I worked the night shift Wednesday night, and my relief and I were Bullshiten over some coffee before I went home. Our radios went off for a motor vehicle accident with ejection. This is the shit I live for. We dropped our coffee cup and sprung into action. On the way to the scene we received an update from the police that CPR was started on one of the victims. We pulled up and I seen number 6 worst accident I have seen in 20 years. One vehicle was in pieces across the road with the passenger side of the car about a foot from the driver’s side and the other vehicle was 25 feet into the weeds along side the highway. The driver of the car that was in the weed were trapped inside their car, and the of driver was laying on the pavement 200 feet from their vehicle in cardiac arrest. I went too the driver in the weed and my partner went too the other. I needed too wait for the fire department too cut the car open before I could do anything, so I ran back t

Wierd...
pluto crater stars are fiction hatred deep and mythic running sick of magic pulling fast for answers craving life with trials ending quick or mildly fending off this simply ending song [some wierd style that I made up and then decided to test. I dunno, thoughts?]

6 Wierd Things
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Wierd
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6 Wierd Things/habits
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog..." 1. I began my working life as a farm hand just 2 days after leaving school and was amazed to be fired after just five days with the explanation that i had no experience lol. 2. I still find it wierd that i didnt begin to enjoy the company of the fairer sex until i was almost 22years of age. 3. I once had a BJ (blow job) in the middle of a field on France. 4. Spent 30 years in the transport industry then decided i didnt like it lol. 5. My favourite habit is enjoying the company of beautiful women usually online. 6. And my second favourite is watching my football team Manchester United i now send it to 6 of my friends -- Aquacatlady-

Wierdos :|
I went to the mall today for some "me" time away from kiddos and hubby for a while just so I can unwind, and of course something ODD has to happen when i'm by myself. While I was walking through the mall some strange man stops me. Well, a LOT of people have been standing in front of the stores they work in greeting people or handing out brochures for sales and what-not. I didn't think anything of it and thought to myself, "what is he going to try to sell me?". Well funny thing is he wasn't a salesman to the store instead he starts rambling on about how he's new to the town and doesn't know anyone and wanted to know if i was from around there. Me: "No, sorry not originally..." and I start to walk away thinking that was that and he can't possibly ask me anything as far as what to find in the town since I don't really know it. He starts to FOLLOW me like a lost puppy, obviously trying to hit on me, and failing HORRIBLY. It was weird because he just kept following me, into EV

Wierd Fetishes
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Wierd
over the yaers I have had many paranormal experiences like seeing orbs, hearing my name being called when there was no one there, hearing distorted music, seeing shadow people, etc. just last night I was laying in bed and all of a sudden I heard someone knocking from inside my closet and it really startled me, im used to these things happening it dont frighten me anymore but I would like to find out why these people are here, who they are and how they got here, but I dont know how to do it.

Wierd
I was in bed last night and I heard this really creepy knocking sound, I yelled knock it off but it just kept up, I got up this morning and asked everyone if they were the ones knocking and they said no and that they didnt hear anything. Ive been hearing this alot lately ever since my dad built a closet in my room, am I going crazy? or are the ghosts trying to contact me for some reason? I just dont know what to think.

Wierd Miracle?
Ok.. so my nieghbors wife is on life support in the hospital and was starting to do better so was taken off....well on Mother's Day she passed away...our nieghbor came over and told us the news told all the nieghbors..we all got together n was at his house when he got a phone call from the hospital that his wife was alive after being pronounced dead and was given a death certificate for her...she was dead for 4hrs..she was being rolled down to the morge when she woke up or came back to life...asken where they were taken her.....wtf this shyt is wierd...wat do u think.. btw this is all true it happen on mothers day the nieghbors are back home but this shyt is very creepy..but its a miracle...god works in mysterous ways.....

Wierdness..
sup! been awhile since ive wrote anything! well i havent been on much iam sooo freaking busy! all i knw is stuff here is just.....wierd! ive been quite sick lately and im 'sick' of it =/ oh and since ive moved i have really wierd neighbors!!! the guy right next to me, who is like 70, keeps giving me his number and he buys me stuff... im sure hes trying to be nice and stuff but thats wierd! and today the guy below me, about my age'ish, comes up and asks if his music bugs me..than asks if i wanna come down and hang out at his aprt... what an excuse to come talk to me *rolls eyes* please! be original and dont have an motive behind it jeez. hmm speaking of guys thats....going. well better than usual expected :P hehe anyway! hit me up ppl :D ill be on for a bit!

Wierd Thights
Here are Some Wierd Thoughts to Think About. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? What shape is the sky? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? Would you die if you didn't pee? If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind c

The Wierdest Thing U Can Think Of
what would be the wierdest thing to think about... humm... i donno but i am watching this crazy movie, that has a monkey in it. like how real would that be. not like it could happen in real life. so... i start work tomarrow at moxies. i work with my husband and i think it will be ok. thats all i wanna right right now but i will start again in a few.............................................................................i was just folding clothes and i just remembered that american dad was on and then family guy lol... and i am tripping out on the alien but ya its funny......back to the cloths i go lol....tehehehehe................................................................OMG... this is so hard i am just going to stop.

6 Wierd Things About Me
Okkkkkkk......here we go!!!!! 1---- i don't know ( by heart) the number of my bike's or car's plates!! i've looked at them so many times ! everyday !!! but i'm lousy with numbers..! 2---- i never saw" BAMBI" ( the walt disney moovie ), EVER !!!! 3---- i talk when i'm sleeping ...!!! ( that's what i've been told ....) 4---- never invite me to the karaoke... because i sing VERY VERY VERY BAD!! 5---- i never forget a face BUt i always forget people's names!!!! yeah...yeah.. i know, i'm lousy with numbers and with names too !!! i never said i was perfect...!!! 6---- i CAN'T go to sleep without brushing my teeth ....!!! i can do it sleep walking if i have to !!!! so.... now you know some of my many flaws !!!

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23 Wierdness
Mathematical Mayhem There are 23 letters in the Latin alphabet W = 23rd letter of the alphabet It's symbol is 2 points down, 3 up. W, the only letter in the English language to be renounced polysyllabically, is 23rd in line. Note also that it is a double(2)-u and that t has three(3) syllables. WWW = 23+23+23 = 69 69/3 = 23 -> 6+9+3 = 18 = 23-5 (2+3=5) 2 / 3 = .666 23 is the first prime number in which both digits are prime numbers and add up to another prime number. Two (2), three (3), and five(5) are the first three prime numbers in our counting system. (1 is not prime, it's an identity). Square root(s) of 2,3, and 5 are used in respect to tetrahedral hyperdimensional physics and perfect form in design. Square root(s)of 2, 3, and 5 supposedly relative to D&M Pyramid on Mars and other similar relationships. Also these square roots were quite common in early architecture and considered the most aesthetically pleasing in design. 23 written in base 3 is 212 (2+1+2=5) 2

Wierd Things
so i sent a little gift to the one that has hold my heart since i met her...the one song i wanted her to notice more then anything on the cds i made her.. well ended up repeating in her cd player all day today ... without even knowing this i to have been playing the same song all day on repeat ... it wasnt till later that i found this out ..... i feel it but its so distant .. least i know i got a smile when i told her when i dream of her i like it cuz i wake up happy

Wierdos
i haven't been coming on here as much as i used to becuas some wierdos started harrassing me. first there was this guy with a mullet then these to girls started messing with me,calling me fake. that's what that wierd guy was sayin to. saying i said i was a model and i never did. he was really crazy i think. so i made my profile private n changed my default pic. i dont need the negative attention. i jus come on here to vent someitmes, chat n have fun. i'm not makin it my life.

Wierd Dreams Of Today
i took a nap today cuz i had a massive headache and i was half asleep. i slept like 2 hours and had the wierdest dream. i dreamed my roommate was in the room and i got up out of bed and opened the blinds to see the football team in hammocks outside and each player had his own girl and was making out wit them. i quickly shut the blinds and i was like "ewwww that's something i didnt wanna see". kelsey was like "yea me neither". then after that, i dont remember but i know most of the time i thought i was awake or dreaming a dream in a dream and woke up in my head but not in real life...it was really wierd!!

Wierd Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to wal

10 Wierd Things About Me...
10 weird things about me. 1) I wont drink from a restaurant glass without a straw. 2) i like new kids on the block still. 3) I can make a song out of n e thing.lol 4) i love the smell of gasoline. 5) if i had a thousand dollars id feel broke. 6) I act like a man when it comes to sex. 7)i bite my nails everyday. 8)I love pavaroti. 9)I hate holding hands in public I am a arm holder. 10) i pick at my food. TAG UR IT, WHOEVER READS THIS HAST TO MAKE A WEIRD THINGS LIST. ILL BE CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU DID IT OR NOT.

Wierd
Within a few minutes all of these people leveled, no happy hour right now either. I was just sharing the oddness with you. · friend judos just moved up to level 20 -- Rock Star! · friend Fish just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! · friend hellz monster just moved up to level 17 -- Pimp! · friend Iceman4484 just moved up to level 13 -- Bad Fu! · friend DJ TBONER just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! · friend Boliver McShagn... just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! · friend HUMPER - dont u... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! · friend chipsahoy just moved up to level 14 -- Minion! · friend You know me ..d... just moved up to level 15 -- Idol! This song reminds me of a sweet friend.

Wierd Web Site
This site makes me think, are there so many sex-crazied retarded people in this world?....Im far from perfect....i do friend people to look at boobs and stuff lol...but im sick of it. Ure boobs are nice, dont get me wrong, i just want more, ive been on this site since it started.....my id is like 57k lol.....all i see are people who want me to rate shit or others that dont talk to me ever....thanks for the rate...nice rack...see ya later.....story of my life on this site....and everytime i forge a relationship on this site...they end up married,crazy or just not compatible. i dont think ill leave this site, but i want something more from u people...so step it up and open up a bit....cause i will....we might be surprised....and im sure most wont believe this but its true....im actually a smart guy, full of emotion and love

Wierd Dream
i had this dream where i was in some kind of group of friends i was wandering around with a couple of guys*not like that* in my dream i mustve known them awhile i was kinda like the lil sister or something, we were running from some guy that wanted to kill us and as we ran down this dock looking thing i saw a ship leaving so we ran after the ship and jumped onto it just in time to be too far for the guy chasing us to follow...i thought we were safe til some crazy lady that mustve owned the boat showed up and told me she had a deal for me..she sat a girl down at the table on the deck where we were all sitting and handed me a gun..she told me if i shot the girl in the arm we could stay on the ship but if i didnt she was going to throw us off into the water i assume...so i shot her in the arm after hesitating for a few and i actually thought of a spot to do it where it wouldnt be as bad she looked dissapointed at me like she knew what i did but allowed us to stay on the ship...then we doc

Wierd Guy
Well this was a guy on "hotornot.com" if you are all familiar with it...but anyway...he said he wanted to meet me so I decided to send him a message...which simply said.. "How are you?"...and well this is what I get and it really makes me a bit queasy...but maybe it will make you laugh...Here it is copy and pasted exactly as he wrote it. "I am stuck at home with a chest infection and feeling all floaty, so feeling brave, or perhaps stupid would be a better description! I shall be upfront and honest from the start, best way to be. I am on here looking for a partner, but part of the reason I am doing so online is I have a quirk (or, kink, I guess, to be more accurate) that I want to explore but find difficult to bring up once I know someone or face-to-face early on. It is a little weird, but hey, life is too short to be too wound up about these things. So, please bear with me on this one and read it all and think about it before you consider running away from meHopefully we find each ot

Wierd Facts...
I spend WAY to much time on the net.....1. 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.2. 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.3. A broken clock is always right twice a day.4. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.5. A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!6. According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.7. An 'aglet' is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.8. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!9. Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.10. Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.11. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.12. Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the American diet!13. Each year, approximately 250,000 Am

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WIFE'S HEARING TEST A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens." In a normal tone he asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet fr

A Wife For Knowledge
A Winnebago (Hotcâk) Legend Once there was a man who was very powerful and respected among the people. He was a member of the Medicine Rite. This man had only one son, and because the boy had no brothers, he knew very little. In the course of time, the father began to give his son presents. He put a kettle on the fire for him, and told him to be brave and to be a real warrior. The son wondered to himself why he was giving him gifts and advice. The father kept giving his son gifts, and eventually he gave him a fine horse and told him, "My dear son, in order to be a warrior, there are certain things you must know." Then his son understood what he meant. In the course of time the young man married a beautiful woman with red hair who came from another tribe. His father was smitten by her beauty and cast longing eyes upon her. His son did not fail to notice it. So the son gave his father this woman. The old man was very grateful and said, "How can I ever repay you, you have made my he

Wifey Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: TONY KEAN 2. Age: 32y 7m 3. Fav Color: Nipple Pink 4. Are you a virgin? Yes 5. Are we friends? Stupid Question 6. Do you have a crush on me? Of Course 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? Yes of Course 8. How freaky will you get ? Very 9. Would you enjoy it? Very Much so 10. Would you ever ask me out? If I ever got a chance to yes 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? If you would allow me to 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? My Oath I would Without a doubt 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? I Love you a lot 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? Yes 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Of Course 16. Do you/have you talked shit about me? No ,Never have,,Never Will 17. Do you think

Wifey Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? [[1 ugly..10 fine as hell]] 25. Your phone number?

Wife 1.0
Wife 1.0 Dear Tech support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. _________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade f

Wife Cut Off Hubby's Manhood
Dog got some good sausage!! A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband's penis and threw it out of the window. The man drove himself to hospital - but doctors couldn't reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post. Yao Fengfang was given a three year suspended jail sentence after her husband, Li Gengbao, asked the judge to be lenient. Li, a taxi driver in Nanjing city, said he wanted his wife to keep her liberty so she could look after him for the rest of his life. Yao suspected her husband, of having an affair with his ex-wife and confronted him after seeing his taxi parked outside of her house. On the way back home, Yao threatened to 'disable' his husband but he thought she was bluffing. Li went to bed early but he was woken at midnight by a sharp pain. He said: "My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with h

Wifey Vs. Girlfriend
How do you know if u've got a wifey or a girlfriend? How do u know if u've been that wifey or a girlfriend? THIS IS HOW..... *you're girlfriend will hang up the phone when she gets mad *you're wifey will sit there and yell untill u UNDERSTAND... even if you dont *you're girlfriend will smile and laugh quietly at your jokes *you're wifey will burst out laughing not caring if she looks wierd *Only you will know when your girlfriend is mad at you *Your WHOLE crew will know when your wifey is mad at you *you're girlfriend only knows a few of your friends *you're wifey has inside jokes with them *you're girlfriend remembers the day you guys started going out and your birthday untill you break up *you're wifey knows the day you started going out, your birthday, the first time you kissed, and so much more even after you break up *you're girlfriend will tell you what she adores about you *you're wifey will tell you EVERYTHING she adores and hates about

Wife's "love Letter" To Husband - She's Really Sorry!
Be sure to read P. S. at the bottom. To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Wifey Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

Wife In Colorado Already
well i drove the wife out there last wk it was a cool trip till i got pulled over by the cops after coming out of the mts,i was happy to be on flat drive ground with no snow surrounding me and the man pulled me over doing 63 in a 55 zone got lucky with only a warning yesssssssss.

Wife Vs. Sub.
WIFE VS. SUB By Lady Pat. Being a submissive was easy. Being a submissive wife is a whole other world. The conflicts started the day after we returned from our honeymoon - the first time I tried to wake Him up for work. I did my very best purring, cooing, sweet, adoring subby routine, "Darling Master" this and "Sweet Master" that. He growled. I retreated. I pondered the situation from afar. I had to get Him up or He'd be late for work, and I'd be a bad wife. However, He was Master, and He obviously didn't want to wake up! I was subby, bound (pardon the pun) to serve Him and all His desires. I tried again with the sweet, loving approach. He growled again and swatted my nose as if I were an annoying fly (He was still asleep). Once more, I retreated, this time rubbing my offended nose. Now I was an irritated subby/wife. I tried poking Him gently a couple of times, earning me another growl and a, "Leave me alone!" My feelings were hurt, and I suddenly felt like an extremely bad

Wifey Pt 3
The following Friday I came home to Trish crashing and banging things around the apartment. When I walked into the kitchen all of our picnic stuff was out on the kitchen table, her purse was turned out on the table as well. "I can't find it", she said obviously upset. "What?" I asked. "The napkin with Jeff and Gordon's numbers on it!" she replied. I went into our bedroom and checked our laundry basket but I was sure all our clothes had been washed since then. After a taking a shower I searched the car and even checked my wallet. We searched high and low and finally gave up. Trish was heart broken. The following day we went back to the park but didn't see Jeff or Gordon. We went home and while Trish was moping, I called Alan and for once got a hold of him straight away. I told him about our previous weekend and he whistled his amazement. Then I told him about our disappointment and suggested he might come over and help cheer her up. Alan said he'd be happy to help and wo

Wifey Part 4
On the promised day of our trip to the beach, Alan got called in to work. When he called he begged us to go ahead and go to the beach without him. Trish was disappointed but she was way too curious about Black's Beach for us to put it off. Alan did promise that he'd meet us there. Once we got down to the beach, we followed Alan's directions to the spot he said thought was the best on the beach. It took a far bit of walking to get there but when we did we found it a great deal less populated then where we first came down but still spotted with a mix lone men, a few couples and even a lone woman or two. We set up our spot and settled in. Trish wasted no time and stripped off the bikini she had so carefully shopped for tossing it in out bag followed by my shorts. We looked around after rubbing down with sunscreen and noticed more then one person watching us and we stared right back. The crowd was mainly Caucasian but with a sprinkling of Black and Hispanic. Most did normal beach s

Wifey Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.Would u pleasure me? 23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 25. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 26. Your phone number (Not necessary)

Wife's Call Waiting!!!
Call Waiting I'm laying in the darkness, I cannot fall asleep. I wonder where my husband is, I wish he'd call or beep. I saw him leave this morning, the black boots on his feet. He said he had to run now, and I know he's on the street. You'll know him when You see him, his truck is very loud. He has no time to stop now, he doesn't want a crowd. A caller said "Please hurry!" Come quickly if you will. A young man with a motorbike is laying very still. A mother calls in anguish, her child limp and blue. HURRY! Come, I need you, and I don't know what to do. I hear his key turning, he's coming in the door. I hear him drop his boots, then footsteps on the floor. I hear him in the kitchen, I can tell him from his walk, He'll soon come and wake me, and ask if we can talk. We'll sit out in the moonlight, and listen to the night. He talks about a shooting, a street gang in a fight. A car crash, a drowning, a small child hurt at play. The things he needs to talk about, the thi

Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele

Wife Has The Last Say...
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Wife Beaters
This is a letter to all women who have been beaten by their husband / lover / boyfriend , who ever he may be.......I think I know know why I let it happen, I will never let it happen again. Do you know there are many woman in prison because of there beaters? They could not take anymore so they killed them So now they are the ones once again doing time, just like the beaters who led them to believe they were already in prison. What I plan to do is this, and to say the least I'm not the smartest person in the world BUT I will finally get something done about this problem. I'm going to do a study on women who have been or are currently in an abusive relationship. What I would like from You the WOMAN is to e-mail me back about the abuse and how it started and if it is still going on. I will keep your name anonymous if you would like me to. I want and need your story. I will then send as many as possible to the President if I have to, to finally get something done about this fast growing

The Wife Translations Guide (yes I Was Married)
The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'm not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The

Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says,"i clocked you at 80 miles per hour,sir" The driver says,"gee officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket,the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you plese keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illeagal radar detector unit, the man growls at his wife and says through cleanched teeth, damn it, woman,can't you keep your big mouth shut?"The officer frownes and says."I noticed you weren't wearing a seat belt,sir"Yeah,well you see officer,I had it on ,but took it off when you pulled me over so i could get my licence out of my back pocket."The wife says,"Now dear you

Wife Vs Husband....lol...
>> > WIFE VS. HUSBAND >> > A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a >> > word. >> > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted >> > to concede their position. >> > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked >> > sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" >> > "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Wife From Hell!!!
WIFE FROM HELL!!! >> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." >> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." >> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." >> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" >> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but to

Wife From Hell
> WIFE FROM HELL > > > > A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I > clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' > > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps > your radar gun needs calibrating.' > > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly > dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' > > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife > and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?' > > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar > detector went off when it did.' > > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through > clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' > > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your > seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine. ' > The

Wife Of A United States Soldier
I am the Wife of a United States Soldier. I am a supporter of the United States Air Force- an encouragement for the greatest protectors of the greatest Nation on earth. Because I am proud of my husband, and the uniform that he wears, I will always act in ways creditable to him, the military service and the Nation he is sworn to guard. I am proud of my husband. I will do all that I can to protect and provide for my family in his absence. I will be loyal to my husband and to the vows that we made as we entered the covenant of marriage. I will do my full part to carry on the values and goals we have set apart for our family and I will continue to instruct our children in the same manner. As a soldier's wife, I realize that I play a vital role in my husband's decision to become a member of a time honored profession- that I am doing my share to keep alive the principles of freedom for which my country stands. No matter what situation I am in, I will never do anything for pleasure, profit

A Wifes Work
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the be

The Wife And The Bull;-)
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!” They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife. “This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.” The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!” The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, “Hey, was it all with the same cow???”

Wife And Husband Visit Doctor
Wife And Husband Visit Doctor A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems. Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She replied, "You're going to die."

Wife Beating
I have a pet hate and its wife beaters mainly because i saw family members go through it. Why is it a man has to hit a woman whom he says he loves. Funny where I come from you kiss and cuddle the ones you love not knock the hell out of them. So your guys who may be handy with your hands.If God had meant a woman to be hit she would have been born a punch bag.Treat your wifes or girlfriends with respect or like you would like your mum to be treat.

Wifes Christmas Present
I built my wife a table for Christmas. Its a coffe table that i made in the style of ceramic tyle, but instead of ceramic i made the tiles from wormy hickory. There are 5 pictures of it in my fotos in the album gift to wife. Please take a look at it and let me know what you think of it. I do woodworking for fun and i like constructive critisism. Also if anyone would like one or if they want anything else built feel free to hit me up and discuss it.

The Wife And The Girlfriend
ok people, especially ladies... i'm putting this up here for moments of weakness women may have while dating married men... here goes.... HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIS WIFE !!! it's just not gonna happen. AND!! if by some cosmic chance the guy does leave his wife, why the hell would you want to be with someone that you KNOW is gonna cheat on you!?!?! and don't give me that "but it's diffrent with us... his wife blah blah blah bad stuff blah blah blah" ok, first off, he's married... so at some point in time he proooooobably was sweet talkin his wife. telling her how much he loves her and blah blah blah.... now second, what' he telling you? NO WAIT! DON'T ANSWER THAT! let me do it for you.. "i love you, i want to be with you and only you, things will be diffrent soon... all i have to do (before leaving his wife) is... [insert bullshit statement here]" he's lieing, well, part of him is telling the truth. it just happens to be the part that he's always pestering you about..

Wife Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:

A Wife's Prayer For Her Marine
Courtesy of Leatherneck Magazine Dear Heavenly Father, Now the evening shadows gather, the lonely night is here. This day which has been so empty is almost gone. Oh Dear God, be with my husband who is so far from home. Help him when the thoughts of his loved ones bring the awful heartache on. Lord, let him know that with Your ever-lasting love, You are right beside him With Your loving mercy from above. Help him with his heartache, with the closeness of a friend, a smile of understanding. It will lift the burden from his heart. Let him also be a blessing to one who needs him. Let him feel the prayers of his loved ones whose thoughts are always with him. And, Dear God, when the tide has turned against him, His whole world seems upside down, Let him see things more clearly. Show him how to love Thee more dearly. Let his faith in Thee stay unbroken. Inspire him with new courage every day so that he will soon be with us. Make him strong to run the race. Amen

A Wife's Plea
A Wife's Plea We lie sadly together but yet so far apart; How can we say what is deep within our hearts? Lost words forever hidden ; As we wash away our once glowing love saying good ridden. Will we ever be the same as the night we fell in love; remember the stars in the sky above. The smiles on our happy faces; we laughed and discussed each others lovely praises. Why cant we come back to that place and time? Where we just loved and it wasn't a crime. I need you now more than ever before; It is too lonely behind closed doors. Tell me its not to late; For our love to begin a new slate. Make love to me like the first night; Take me to the joyous heavens of your Godly flight. Whisper to me I love you; Like we were the only two. Let's forget about the past wrongs; Focusing on the future nice and strong. Take our love to the depths of eternity; Giving us the happiness we deserve in sweet serenity. I miss what we used to share; Loosing it is something I cannot

Wife Troubles
Ive pushed her to far this time..and got myself into some trouble.. Not that its any different then any other day. She gave me the opportunity to see others.and i did,and now she regrets... Her attempt to save our dieing marriage was the straw that broke the camels back.. I dont know if this was a test or an attempt to turn me on.and she dident think i would actually do it. But i do know the end of our relationship was inevitable anyway. I did nothing more then put it out of its misery. Sometimes people get trapped in a marriage,and get comfy with the security that it gives.no mater how bad the relationship is. The hardest step to walking out the door is taking the first step. and giving up all that you built over the past years........... boober

Wifey
She lies bound to the bed..hands and feet..her eyes blindfolded..not knowing what is to come next. she can hear him breathe and feel the cat-o-nine skim across her body..it turns her on incredibly. her heart is racing her breathing is in gasps. he slides the cat-o-nine across her clit over so gently just to hear her hold her breath in erotic anticipation. he knows exactly what turns her on and he gentle slaps her beautiful skin. enough to make her quiver with desire but not enough to mar her skin. then he skims his lips across her skin from the inside of her thigh across her stomach over her ribs across her lucious breasts to her neck where he begins to nibble and tease. shes squirming beneath him completely turned on and wanting. he slides his tongue over her lips teasing then kisses back down her body taking the same path he took on his way up but spending more time on her nipples teasing until they are hard as pebbles n he can feel her heart beat under them. back down to her inner t

Wifey Part2
Online lust a few typed words a few sweet nothings and shes hooked. He knows exactly how to make her feel thingsshes never felt before. Its like the words on the screen reach out and touch her caress her. They talk like that for years maybe every night maybe once a week but its always the same. he turns her on and she sits there @ her somputer making herself cum over and over. He tells her shes beautiful and she never sees what he sees but in those moments with him shes gorgeous shes ll she has ever wanted to be . she wants him she wants to feel him hold her kiss her touch her she wants to feel the hard cock shes seen so many times in pics inside her. At night when she lies down for bed she sees him she is automatically turned on by him ..she turns out the light and slowly begins to touch her self...teasing her nipples into hard pebbles rubbing her clit til shes so wet she can feel it dripping. She slides her vibrator inside of her fucking herself just wishing it was him. Then after a

Wifey Part 3
Both storms subsided and the 2 lovers kissed goodnight right there in the rain and said a goodbye neither wanted to speak. all the way home all she could feel taste smell and want was him...God how could it be that wonderful that perfect that intense .........She pulls over to the highway shoulder grabs her cell N calls him. "Hello" she hears then she says it like it is...Look babe I didnt get enough of you Im dying for more turn your truck around and come home with me. He doesnt think twice he turns his truck around and he speeds to where she is waiting. They push every speed limit on the way to her house they both fly out of their vehicles before thay are really stopped ..Its a magnet like attraction they are back in each others arms clothes flying off right there n the front yard. She gets the door open they cant even make it to a room right there in the entry way he slams her against the wall rips her clothes off n lifts her enough he can slide his hard cock inside her. There is no

The Wife Or The Dog
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

Wife Beats Husband!
My wife beat me today. That, for the first time She seemed absolutely delighted. Apparently she got a lot of enjoyment. She said: "Why would it always be the opposite. Her face showed "I am so proud. I finally beat my husband. I Finally succeeded" That hurt me very badly. To be beaten by a woman. It mostly hurt my moral. Perhaps also in my heart. That pleased her so much. Saying she hopes to do it again in the future. I said that the cards betrayed me. The cane flush, that made her win. Here i am, a beaten man. Without bruises, but disappointed.

The Wife's Bill Of Rights
The Wife's Bill of Rights By Jill Adler Preamble: We, the wives of America, love being married to the husbands of America. We know we have our faults, but with our ever-morphing roles these days, there's a lot of pressure on us to be superhuman. We care for our families, manage the home, keep ourselves attractive, and even bring home our shares of the bacon. We know we sometimes lash out, but we really do want to "live happily ever after" with you. Our mutual acknowledgement of these amendments can go a long way toward achieving that. Amendment I We have the right to dislike your buddies. We know it's important for you to have your guy friends, but you should know by now that we're not turned on by your stories of the good old days at college, your sexual exploits, or which relief pitcher the Red Sox should trade. Disappear for a while and be boys—it's OK, go chug beer and high-five—but please don't expect us to be happy when your friends come over and put their feet on our cof

Wife And Husband Up For Bid In
IT THAT TIME FOR THE FREAK IN THE BOTH OF US TO SHOW ON FUBAR! AUCTION SATURDAY NIGHT AT 7 P.M WOMEN AND MEN. ME THE QUEEN THICKNDAAZZ4YA IN T-SHIRT AND PANTIES! MY OTHER HALF IN SEXY BOXERS WAITING ON YOUR BIDS........................................* i>

Wife's Special Treat
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he dares have only one beer. The bartender asks him what the problem is, and he replies "The last time I came in drunk at 3:00 A.M. my wife was so bent out of shape we damn neared ended up in divorce court." The bartender replies "I'll you what, all you have to do is give her an extra special treat and she'll forget her little difficulty with you." "Such as?" asks the man. "Do you ever go down on her?" The man replies, "I really can't bring myself to do that, and, in fact, the mere thought of it makes me sick to my stomach!" "I'd get over it if I were you," replies the bartender. "Just think, she'll be so grateful and no matter how loaded you are you won't be all stressed-out trying to keep it up and end up resorting to soft-packing." "I'll give it a try. And now, get me a double Manhattan!" Our hero stumbles in the house blind-drunk and having a hard time containing his guts. "I'll get this over quick and hope not to up

Wife
You Would Make a Horrible 1930's Wife You are way too non conformist, independent, and sassy to be an ideal retro wife. You may be so wild that you aren't even considering marriage! Good thing we don't live in the 1930s anymore! Would You Have Been a Good Wife in the 1930s?

Wife Vs. Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each mo

Wifey By Judy Blume
Plot Summary: With more than four million copies sold, Wifey is Judy Blume's hilarious, moving tale of a woman who trades in her conventional wifely duties for her wildest fantasies-and learns a lot about life along the way. Sandy Pressman is a nice suburban wife whose boredom is getting the best of her. She could be making friends at the club, like her husband keeps encouraging her to do. Or working on her golf game. Or getting her hair done. But for some reason, these things don't interest her as much as the naked man on the motorcycle... My Comments: This book definitely makes you think about married life down the line. It deals with a controlling husband and a wife who is fed up. It was a good book. Rating: 7/10

Wifey- Boo- Bitch- Hoe ???
I know guys are gone be mad at me for this one but I just had to post this up here because it just is so true...Females need to pay close attention....There are many different ways that Males view their Female counter parts...and if you read this you will see where you fall in place with a nigga you're dealing with...you ladies say you want the truth so here it is....There are 4 titles that a WOMAN can hold in a MAN's life...WIFEY / BOO / BITCH / HOE...after you read this...which one are YOU...LOL 1)WIFEY is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that we love and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with BOO, BITCHES, and HOEs until we are mature enough to realize that if we lose WIFEY we will be screwed. 2) BOO is replaceable, she thinks she's WIFEY, but will NEVER be WIFEY because WIFEY was made WIFEY is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. BOO tries to take WIFEY spot, b

Wifes Back Might Be Fubar'd
wife has been having massive pains in her back so went to a so called specialist to get it checked what a fucking quack he was.didnt find out till we got home a day later that she has a ruppage disk and 3 other disks at screwed up also.going today 12/9/08 to see another doctor to see what he says should be done.if she needs surgery we might get it done then move back to pennsylvania cause my job doesn't pay enough to keep the van and morgage up.i already had my 05 neon repo'd cause she didnt tell me we were 4 mths behind on payments.well my son will be glad to see me thats for sure but he doesn't know i dont have my car anymore unless daughter told him.so once again my life is fubar'd. tc all joecool

Wife Changed Status To Single
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01232009/news/worldnews/man_murdered_wife_for_changing_facebook__151552.htm A man murdered his estranged wife after he became "enraged" that she had changed her marital status to single on the social networking site Facebook. Fiona Cortese of the Crown Prosecution Service said: "Richarsdon became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his messages. Richardson, a carpenter from Biddulph, Stoke-on-Trent, had sought out Mrs. Richardson in her parents house in Staffordshire on May 12 last year."

Wife To Husband
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Wife Caught Cheating...lol
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.. TO.. CUT IT OFF, ARE YOU???!?" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye: "Nope. You are. I'm going to set

A Wifes Story................
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive!' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' I said, 'Th

Wife Solves Problem
When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10 inch b & w TV..! Aren't older women great! They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis...

Wife Needs Help For Spotlight
Heartistic Soul is having an Easter contest and I would love it if you all could help my wife out with this and get her as much love bunnies as you could. She is tryin to win first just so she can try to get spotlight and the 5 mill will help out a lot. If you got the extra fubucks and would like to help her out it would be greatly appreciated. They are only 500 fubucks each which is cheaper then most drinks you get from the gift shop. Thanks so much for all of you that read this and also help her. Here is the link to Heartistic Soul's page where you can fupal her money and let her no how many you want to give and my wife's id which is http://fubar.com/mommatasha. Again thank you all so much If you help and need anything just let me no and my wife and I will do what we can to help you out. Heartistic Soul@ fubar

Wife Swip
today episode of wife swap my good friens Kevin and Dolly was on it.. Kevin and Dolly own The Heart Of Darkness( the haunted house all the NightStalkers work at) boy could they have found a perfect opposite as they did.. at least in the end they took some good things from each other so their families can grow...i know this is not one of my usual type of stuff i write.. but it i had to just put this out there for my friends to know...

The Wifey
I have a black and white male Fat Russell terrier named Jack. His favorite playmate is my white and black female rat, named Teddy. Teddy is smaller than she should be. She makes up for it in daring do. She is the first flying rat I have ever had. She escapes her cage through the most absurdly small openings and then leaps a good three or four feet to land on the nearest person (generally me, watching in amazement). She quickly was introduced to Jack - since Jack is a dog bred with a strong prey drive, especially for rodents. His perky ears and his intense brown eyes focus in on Teddy where ever she is running, and his body soon follows. Then Teddy jumps to the ground and starts to chase Jack. Have you ever seen an undersized black and white rat chase a fat Russell Terrier... Its amusing. Jack has learned to use his muzzle and lay it against Teddy so that he can stop running from her, and get to chase after her for a bit. She jumps on the chairs, he looks around confused at the groun

Wifes Night Out.
WIFE'S NITE OUT Your wife decides to go outwith her friends drinking and dancing . . .You're okay with it,because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night . . .You hear her stumble into bed around 4 am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover . . .You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night . . .You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece . . You circle the car looking for dents and find none . . .But . . .Wait a minute . . .

"wife? Or Collapsing Banks? Tough Call"
Guy 1: I'm considering taking out cash, keeping it at home. Safer than these f-ing cratering banks. Guy 2: I'll take my chances with the cratering banks. Safer than my wife. -- Overheard in: Train, NYC-NJ Midtown Direct --

Wife Banged By Huge Black Dicks
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Wife Beater Lyric's
"Wife Beater"ooo girl you nastyooo girl you nastyooo girl you nastyooo girl you nastyooo that girl nastyooo girl you nastyooo that girl nasty[chorus]she just wanna do it all day she dont even take a breathershe just wanna walk around my place in my wife beatershe just wanna do it all day she dont even take a breathershe just wanna walk around my place in my wife beater[verse 1]shes a nymphomaniacbrainiacliterally the smartest and the taken factshe like girls so every girl is her theme songshe jump up on that dick and get her trampoline onim tryna tell her how sexy she look wit cream onand all she wanna know is why i still got my jeans onbounce till the springs goneroger till you cant continuehead board of the bed banging like a gang memberand when i gotta headache i dont do the normal nursinwhen my skull hurtin yea she my skull surgeonshe don't care if she get her hair or her neck pulledshe could go all night her heart pumped, red bull[chorus]she just wanna do it all day she dont even

Wife Accuses Matt Lauer Of Having An Affair
Today Show host Matt Lauer was allegedly having a good old time in Vancouver during the Winter Olympics. The National Enquirer reported that Annette, his wife, moved out of the apartment after she accused the balding Matt of having an affair. Everyone denies the rumors but you can bet there is something going on with the Lauer’s and it ain’t pretty. I’m wondering if the babe wasn’t that hot Gold medal skier. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/14/matt-lauer-wife-deny-split/ BlastFM loves having affairs with it listeners. Join the others in a wonderful musical affair on BlastFM www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Wifey
well was tryin to load her memorial video (but Im not a Hightech Redneck) if anyone can help. So heres the story my wife went to the e.r. at 7 pm and was relesed after having been given a shot.........apparently the shot didnt mix with her prescibed medication I found her the next morning dead in our bed (I was sleepin on the couch so she could rest somthing we never did not even after an argument). She is survied by myself her loving husband and our 1 year old daughter. Lifes really weired now its been 18 days and my daughter and I are staying with family. Christmas will be three weeks and I dont know if I can handle it. anyhow if anyone knows how to load the video for me Id appreciate it.

Wifeys Obituary
Samantha Ellen Gelenaw-Farden View or Send Sympathy Notes Back to obituary listings September 24, 1982 - December 04, 2010 Birthplace: Manteca, California Resided In: Chico, California In Loving Memory of our beloved Samantha “Sami” Ellen Gelenaw-Farden, who went to heaven on December 4th, 2010 in Chico. Sami was born September 24, 1982 in Manteca, CA to Roger and Marilyn Gelenaw, she was the youngest of three children. At a young age her family moved to Chico where she was raised and she graduated from Pleasant Valley High School. She was a loving wife, mother, daughter and sister. She will be greatly missed by her husband; Randy Farden, daughter; Evanna Jeanne Farden, mother; Marilyn Reyes, grandmother; Eva J. Weahunt, two brothers and sister in laws; Robert “Bubba” Waddell and Reidun Gilbert, Louis & Mariah Gelenaw, nephews; Anthony and Chandler, aunt; Jane Weins, she was loved by her husband’s family and all that knew her.

Wifey
Samantha Ellen Gelenaw-Farden View or Send Sympathy Notes Back to obituary listings September 24, 1982 - December 04, 2010 Birthplace: Manteca, California Resided In: Chico, California In Loving Memory of our beloved Samantha “Sami” Ellen Gelenaw-Farden, who went to heaven on December 4th, 2010 in Chico. Sami was born September 24, 1982 in Manteca, CA to Roger and Marilyn Gelenaw, she was the youngest of three children. At a young age her family moved to Chico where she was raised and she graduated from Pleasant Valley High School. She was a loving wife, mother, daughter and sister. She will be greatly missed by her husband; Randy Farden, daughter; Evanna Jeanne Farden, mother; Marilyn Reyes, grandmother; Eva J. Weahunt, two brothers and sister in laws; Robert “Bubba” Waddell and Reidun Gilbert, Louis & Mariah Gelenaw, nephews; Anthony and Chandler, aunt; Jane Weins, she was loved by her husband’s family and all that knew her.

Wifey 2 Eventually Ill Get It Right
Samantha Ellen Gelenaw-Farden View or Send Sympathy Notes Back to obituary listings September 24, 1982 - December 04, 2010 Birthplace: Manteca, California Resided In: Chico, California In Loving Memory of our beloved Samantha “Sami” Ellen Gelenaw-Farden, who went to heaven on December 4th, 2010 in Chico. Sami was born September 24, 1982 in Manteca, CA to Roger and Marilyn Gelenaw, she was the youngest of three children. At a young age her family moved to Chico where she was raised and she graduated from Pleasant Valley High School. She was a loving wife, mother, daughter and sister. She will be greatly missed by her husband; Randy Farden, daughter; Evanna Jeanne Farden, mother; Marilyn Reyes, grandmother; Eva J. Weahunt, two brothers and sister in laws; Robert “Bubba” Waddell and Reidun Gilbert, Louis & Mariah Gelenaw, nephews; Anthony and Chandler, aunt; Jane Weins, she was loved by her husband’s family and all that knew her.

The Wife From Hell!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?' The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.' As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, offi

Wify Aplicati0n/hubby Aplicati0n
0K ANSWER THE F0LL0WiN QUESTi0NSZ & MAiL ME 2 MY iNB0X REP0ST THiS 2 C H0W MANY GRLS/B0YS R iNTRESTED iN U REP0ST THiS AS WiFY APLiCATi0N/HUBBY APLiCATi0N..G00D LUCK L0CATi0N: HEiGHT: HAiR: EYES: ARE U A ViRGiN: WHERE W0ULD WE G0 0N DATES: WH0 iS Y0UR FAV0RiTE RAPPER: HAVE/D0 Y0U DRiNk 0R SM0kE: D0 U LikE ME RiGHT N0W: D0 Y0U LikE THE RAiN: W0ULD U GiVE ME A LAPDANCE: W0ULD U LikE F0R ME T0 GiVE U A LAPDANCE: C0ULD WE CUDDLE && JUS FALL ASLEEP 2GETHER: D0 Y0U PLAY ANY SP0RTS (( WHAT? )): W0ULD U CALL ME RiGHT AFTER WE SAW EACH 0THER: H0W W0ULD U RATE UR kiSSiNG FR0M 1-10: WHAT W0ULD U SAY iS THE BEST THiNG AB0UT Y0URSELF: D0 U HAVE ANY REPS (( LiER; CHEATER, SLUT; H0E; ETC; )): W0ULD U TAkE ME H0ME T0 MEET UR PARENTS: WHAT W0ULD U D0 iF i CRiED: iF i WERE 2 ASk U 0UT WHAT W0ULD U SAY: W0ULD U MAkE0UT WiTH ME: iF WE G0T T0 THE P0iNT iN THE RELATi0NSHiP WHERE i T0LD U i L0VED U..WHAT WOULD YOU DO? W0ULD U EVER CHEAT 0N ME? W0ULD U TRUST ME? D0 U C0NSiDER Y0URSELF T0 BE, CUTE, FiNE, UGLY,

Wiggle, Jiggle, And Bouncing- Update 53
Exercising I decided to start an exercising plan. I don't always do it at home. This time I go outside to exercise. I do leg raises, jumping jacks, and push ups. After I warm up, I was so hot, I had to get naked. There are 2 video clips on the wild side. There is a video coming later this week for this set. You can see my huge tits bounce, my round ass jiggling, and my luscious curvy stomach wiggling. Thanks to Ian for this set idea. Would you like a set dedicated to you? Just email me your ideas., I have over 3650 pictures and 26 video clips in the member's SEXtion. I also have 18 videos on my SCVideo page. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

The Wii
So I got the Wii for Christmas and I knew I was out of shape, but didn't discover HOW out of shape til I got it. I was playing the boxing game for it and after Round 2 I was kinda winded LoL. At least this will apparently be a fun way to get a good work out. I am off tomorrow so I am going to go buy Zelda for it. That should be a good time. And I'm probably gonna buy the regular UN-interactive controller for it too because my ass is not going to ALWAYS want to be standing up, swinging shit around LoL

Wii
I finally got my hands on the new Nintendo WII yesterday. It is a really good system. I love the interactive capabilities. My friends and I were playing drunken bowling the other day. The object is that you have to take a shot if you don't get at least a spare in each round. Needless to say that after ten rounds, we were all drunk! Wonder what other games would make good party games? It's always more fun to play with friends.

Wii
So I'm trying to get a Wii...this is proving WAY hard for me since I live out in the middle of nowhere. Funny I have a fast I.C. but I can't get a freaking Wii. Oh well, lol. I guess playing football 1-3times a week will have to do for now

Wii
My husband finally broke down an bought a WII,, he is having the time of his life with this new toy..lol.. I think he is insane because it costed over 500.00 after he was done with the games an what not....tee hee.. Owell it's all good I guess at least he has something of his own now!

Wii And Christmas News
well i got a wii for christmas blake bought it for me they were really hard to get too the christmas news that i got this year which i was kinda shocked when i was told my sister is getting married and having a baby i get to be a aunt she is 19 and already ahead of me on all of that i'm happy for her though she is my little sister and the only one i got.. i can't wait to go home and play my wii thats like my fave. christmas gift ever and we been playing it like hell and my arms are sore.. well thats about it for now hoped everyone had a great christmas

"wiifey Application"
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! > EVEN iF YOU HAVE A HUBBY OR WiFE - REPOST THiS! > > GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATiON" > BOYS TiTLE iT "WiiFEY APPLiCATiON" > > > > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Fave Color: > > 4. Are you a virgin? > > HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... .. > > 1. Are we friends? > > 2. Do you have a crush on me? > > 3. Would you kiss me? > > 4. ...with tongue? > > 5. Would you enjoy it? > > 6. Would you ever ask me out? > > 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? > > 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? > > 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? > > 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? > > 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? > > 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? > > 14. Do you think I'm a good person? > > 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? > > 17.Do you think I'm sexy? > > > > 19. If you could chan

Wii Have Fun
Bobby*: Man, I only use my Wii® once a month. Me: Well, you should talk to your wife about that. Bobby: I did, I said we should do it tonight, but she said she was tired... Me: *Breaks out laughing* Name changed to protect the innocent

Wii Kicks Ass
Remember Sony and Microsoft? No? Well, neither does the average Amazon customer. According to a release sent out by the online retail giant Friday, the Nintendo Wii and all its accessories dominated video game sales during the holiday shopping rush and not one mention was made of Sony's Playstation 3 or Microsoft's Xbox 360. "Nintendo Wii dominated the top sellers in video games and hardware, including the Wii console, the Wii remote controller and the Wii nunchuk controller," the release reports. What about all its competitors? Have they somehow entered the realm of irrelevance? I'm starting to wonder if they have. A quick glance at console sales over the past year tells you everything you need to know about the video game hardware business. With 43.75 million units sold, the Wii easily dominates the market, which is also home to 26.49 million Xbox 360 units and 18.82 million Playstation 3 consoles. I was hoping that Sony and Microsoft would have a stronger showing d

Wiish My Meetings Had This Impact............
AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central Business meetings have never been this much of a turn-on. For one woman anyway, who feels the need to, errr, relieve some tension. This boardroom is anything but boring. Now who'd like to shake her hand ? Bottomline... Likey likey - more of stacey please -

Wiith What Attitude Do You Enter A Worship Service?
Wiith what attitude do you enter a worship service? "Enter his gates with thanksgiving: go into his courts with praise. Give thanks to him and bless his name. For the Lord is good. His unfailing love continues forever, and his faithfulness continues to each generation. Psalm 100:4-5 NLT If thou wouldst thus leave thy heart with God on Saturday nith, thou shouldst fint it with him in the Lord's day morning. Puritan preacher Geroge Swinnock " Giving thanks for God's goodness "Imagine yourself entering the gates at the entrance to the temple alongside a throng of people gathering to praise the Lord. As you near the courts of the temple, you are swept up in the words of this prayer uttered by all those around you: "Enter his gates with thanksgiving…" This prayer functioned as a call to worship for people entering the temple. It helped the people to focus their thoughts on God and his good gifts to them. It set a tone of thankfulness for the worship service that wo

Wiith This Ring I Thee Wed
HOW TODAYS VOWS ARE MISUSED!! With this ring I thee wed, but then I will sleep with your friend, in our new bed. With this ring I thee wed, I will tell you that I love you, then play mind games with your head. With this ring I thee wed, I will buy you nice gifts for your birthdays, but be with her on our anniversary's instead. With this ring I the wed, I will give you a new house, then often will sleep on the couch. With this ring I thee wed, I want to spend forever with you, but I spend forever with my crew. With this ring I thee wed, I will give you a son by me, but will give a boat, to my girlfriend of age 23. With this ring I thee wed, I will tell you how alive I feel, She will tell you her soul is dead. © Copyright MadCurves

A Wii Workout: When Videogames Hurt
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116441076273232312-IHR8Xf3YEG61QlW0e7hA_kHAA8w_20061224.html?mod=tff_main_tff_top Nintendo's new system forces players to move their bodies, causing aches for some couch potatoes; a case of 'Wii elbow'. (I know I plan to hurt when I get my WII, and Nunchucks!!! :)

Wiki - Satan
(Originally Posted on April 9, 2006)Well, I finished the Wiki article on Satan found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan. In it, the author(s) state that Satan as the ultimate evil seems to not have started in Christianity or Judaism, but started with the Persian prophet Zoroaster. Before then, Satan was seen more or less as a minor angel/demon/god. Hmmm... Instead of editing my previous post, I'll just post that I am looking at the Wiki article for Zoroaster located here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroaster

Wiki Fubar
FUBAR From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Fubar) Jump to: navigation, search Look up FUBAR in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. For other uses, see FUBAR (disambiguation). FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments. Contents [hide] * 1 Variations * 2 Etymology * 3 Related usage o 3.1 Physics and mathematics o 3.2 Literature o 3.3 Film and television o 3.4 Song o 3.5 Real-world usage o 3.6 Video games * 4 Related acronyms * 5 See also * 6 References * 7 External links [edit] Variations For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any,"

Wikis
So, it might come as a surprise that a librarian is just really getting into these, but given their public editorial nature, we tend to shy away from such things. In case you are somewhat uninitiated a wiki is exactly the same as wikipedia, except is is hypper specific to a topic. Basically the experts or in the case of the ones I have frequented lately, the fans of the topic add articles and update the items as they see fit. So far I have browsed heavily the Glenn Beck one -- Glenpedia (obviously), as well Star Wars (Wookiepedia) and Doctor Who (The TARDIS). Does anyone else have any favorites or some you might recommend to alleviate my boredom and expand my mind? If you're interested in looking where I found a bunch try http://www.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Wikia Thanks :):):)

Wikid And Her Serious Affliction!! Lmfao!!
Attention Fubar I need your help with this! My girl Wikid has a very serious affliction, she is hooked on Mr Hanky so I am asking for your donations of Fubucks so we can send her to seek professional help for this horrendous addiction she is suffering from. We need to send her straight away as this is seriously affecting her ability to rate, add fan and comment all Fubarains!!..PLEASE help her she has hit her rock bottom and is in serious need of the help from her fellow Fubarians!!! Please send all donations and well wishes to her. Here is her link!! ☆ŴiĶiĐ ŌnĔ☆ Owned by me, because I'm that awesome@ fubar PLEASE HELP HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Rêål Jêññ¥ Jðñê§ ß.M.£. †ð M¥ Èvïl †wïñ Èmz& Ðåzz¥'§ Jêññ¥ AKA partners in crime 4 life' on '2008-08-02 09:44:07') (repost of original by 'Ðåz - ß££ ñ ²þêå§ ïñ å þðÐ wï†h êm§ïê åñÐ Jêññ¥'§ Ðåzz¥ þår†ñêr§ ïñ ¢rïmê £ðr lï£ê'' on '2008-08-02 09:58:28') (repost of

Wikipedia
Wikipedia is my addiction. I'll believe I have arrived in this world when I have my own wiki entry. Until then I'll have to satisfy myself with googling my own name and looking at all the results. I own the web.

Wikipad: Gaming Tablet Comes With Detachable Controller On The Market
CES 2012 already announced, then disappeared into oblivion and now back on a smaller scale: The Wikipad will appear in the spring as a gaming pad with access to Playstation mobile content, while also adopted by the 3D support. coolicool wholesale tablets The Wikipad, which was at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) presented in Las Vegas last year, had a 10-inch display could, 3D display without additional glasses and should be used thanks to a specially prepared envelope with controller applications, especially for computer games be. Full-bodied extradition of startup tablet PCs was - with the "Wikipedia" or software of the same "WikiPad" the gaming tablet has nothing to do - announced in the fall / winter 2012, but then there was silence. At CES 2013, the start-up company from Los Angeles, Wikipad Inc. was not represented, but now the game is said tablet come in a different form in the spring to the American market. Wikipad: announced in 2012, now in the starting block

Wikkid
wikkid ways its a wikkid stage we stand on every day we show our face with great amaze as the wind blows the rest away show your cards youve dealt among the stars its a dizzy fate but it feels great now take ur bow my wikkid lil clown Wikkid Heart 7/22/1012 6am

Wilco-on And On And On
On and on and on we’ll stay together yeah On and on and on we’ll be together yeah You and I will try to stay together yeah On and on and on we’ll be together yeah Please don’t cry we’re designed to die Don’t deny what’s inside On and on and on we’ll stay together yeah On and on and on On and on and on One day we’ll disappear together in a dream However short or long our lives are going to be I will live in you or you will live in me Until we disappear together in a dream Please don’t cry we’re designed to die You can’t deny even the gentlest tide On and on and on we’ll be together yeah On and on and on On and on and on We’re going to try Please don’t cry This world of words and meanings makes you feel outside Something that you feel already deep inside You’ve denied Go ahead and cry On and on and on we’ll stay together yeah On and on and on On and on and on You and I will stay together yeah You and I will try to make it better yeah -----------

Wild Mushroom Strudel
Appetizer Wild Mushroom Strudel This recipe was featured on "You're the Chef" episode #411. Buy this episode from WVIA. Yield: four portions Ingredients: 1/4 c. clarified butter 1 Tbsp. shallots, chopped 1/2 c. fresh morel mushrooms, stemmed, sliced 2 c. fresh crimini mushrooms, stemmed, sliced 1 c. fresh blue foot chanterelles, stemmed, sliced 1 c. fresh oyster mushrooms, stemmed, sliced 1/2 c. cream sherry 1 tsp. fresh thyme, stripped 1/4 c. fresh parsley, chopped fine 1/2 c. breadcrumbs to taste salt to taste ground black pepper 1 each sheet puff pastry, thawed 1 each large egg, beaten well for egg wash as needed fresh thyme, stripped as needed coarse ground black pepper Procedure: In the butter in a large sauté pan, sweat the shallots with all the mushrooms until the mushrooms weep and there is some moisture in the pan. Add the sherry and herbs and simmer for 5 minutes. Add just enough breadcrumbs to absorb any extra liquid that collects

Wild Mushroom Lasagna
Wild Mushroom Lasagna St. Pete Times For bechamel sauce: 4 tablespoons unsalted butter 31/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 31/2 cups low-fat milk, heated 2 garlic cloves, smashed 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper For mushroom tomato sauce: 2 cups boiling-hot water 2 ounces dried porcini mushrooms 1 cup chopped onion (1 medium) 8 ounces mixed fresh mushrooms (portobellos, shiitake, oyster, baby bellas), chopped 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 (14- to 15-ounce) cans diced tomatoes in juice Pinch of sugar 1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves 1 teaspoon salt For assembling lasagna: 12 long ruffle-edged dried lasagna noodles 5 ounces (13/4 cups) grated Parmigiano-Reggiano To make bechamel: Heat butter in a 2-quart heavy saucepan over moderately low heat until melted, then add flour and cook roux over low heat, whisking, 3 minutes. Add hot milk in a fast stream, whisking vigorously, and whisk in garlic and salt.

Wild Mushroom Risotto
Italian risotto, traditionally served as an appetizer, makes a great vegetarian meal when served with a salad. In this recipe, butter and cream have been replaced with a flavorful mushroom broth. Porcini mushrooms and Arborio rice are available at Italian markets, specialty food stores and some supermarkets. 1/2 ounce dried porcini mushrooms 4 cups water 1/2 tablespoon olive oil 1/2 large onion, finely chopped 2 large garlic cloves, minced 4 large sage leaves, sliced 1 cup Arborio rice or medium-grain rice 1/4 cup dry red wine 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Minced fresh parsley Additional grated Parmesan cheese Rinse dried mushrooms briefly under running water to remove any dirt. Combine mushrooms and water in large pot. Cover and simmer over low heat until mushrooms are tender, about 5 minutes. Using slotted spoon, remove mushrooms from mushroom broth. Season broth with salt and pepper and reserve. Chop mushrooms. Heat oil in heavy large saucepan over medium heat.

Wild Saturday Night
I must say.. I had .. fun last night.. I dressed up.. looked damn good too.. I took pics too.. hahaha I've never been to a party like that. Nor did I ever saw her with a riding whip either.. LOL Next weekend.. I'm supposed to go out again.. But thats the classic.. hehe I as shy at first but .. after evian kept after me to take pics with her in her outfit.. I gave in. I need to post them.. soon as I find my camera .. The best part of the night was girls comming up to me to touch my "silk" shirt.. (laughing) . I have a new respect for "satieen and silk" LOL

Wild Turkey Spritzer
1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) Wild Turkey bourbon 1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) strained fresh orange juice 1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) strained fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon sugar syrup Chilled seltzer or club soda 1 orange slice for garnish In a tall glass combine the Wild Turkey, the orange and lime juices, the sugar syrup, and 4 ice cubes. Fill the glass with the seltzer and stir the drink. Garnish it with the orange slice. Serves 1.

Wild Soul
Wild hair, wild eyes flashing through them when she smiles, once she has you in her sights, futile is the fight. Wild heart, wild soul She'll match your passion, eat you whole, never a being you'll ever meet, agian on hill or street Wild sun, Wild moon Makes no diference which in bloom, if she wants you she will take and drown you in her lake. Wild boy, wild man, even women when she can, all are powerless to resist, Soon lost within her mist.

Wild Dreams
In my wildest dreams There's thoughts of me and you Steam rises in the hot tub As we do the do Making sweet love With undying passion Getting everything I want Without even asking Letting the steam make it hot And your hands get it wet As I dream and anticipate Of hot and sweaty sex My heart starts to beat rapidly And the room fills with screams But once again I wake up And realize it's just a dream

Wild Rice Seafood Salad
Ingredients: 1 6-oz package wild rice ½ lb halibut ¼ cup low-fat mayonnaise ¼ cup minced fresh parsley 1 Tbsp red wine vinegar 1 tsp lemon juice 2 Tbsp Dijon mustard Fresh ground pepper 1 lb cooked medium shrimp, shelled and deveined ¾ cup diced celery ½ cup sliced scallions 6 large romaine lettuce leaves 3 small tomatoes, cute into 12 wedges Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees 2. Cook the rice (as followed by directions on package) 3. Bake the halibut by placing on a baking sheet and let it bake for 5-10 minutes (fish should be opaque looking when finished). Let it cool. Cut in small pieces, 4. In a small bowl toss together the mayonnaise, parsley, vinegar, lemon juice, mustard, pepper, and salt 5. In a salad bowl mix together the cooked rice, halibut, shrimp, celery, and scallions 6. Add the dressing and toss together 7.When ready to serve place lettuce leaves on a plate, pout on the wile rice seafood and add garnish with tomatoes. N

Wild Wolf On Fire
I dream of you when the hunger grows the times I laid you down, open wide filled till you cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I think of you and the hunger grows the times you held me deep inside milked me till I cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I dream of you and the hunger grows the times we wrestled flesh to flesh filled untill we cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night