50 Year Old
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Male
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From
Ephrata, PA
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Joined on July 26, 2006
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Born on September 1st
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2 referrals joined!
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I have a
crush on someone and 1 person has a
crush on me!
Ok. Let's change this up a little bit. I haven't read this section in years. And it was pretty sad. So, let's give this another try.
I'm here to help. I don't do credits, but anything else you need, points, rates, likes, comments, drinks, whatever. Let me know and I'll do what I can. I'm very generous and helpful as long as you're not rude or a total douche about what you want. In fact, it's pretty much the only reason I keep coming here. Well, that and keeping in touch with a friend or two. I'm an incredible friend, if you deserve one. Otherwise, I'll tell you so.
Message me anytime. I love chatting with people. As long as you remember two things. 1. I am awesome. And 2. You are not. (at least compared to me) (Not really, I just like sounding puffed up about myself once in a while. I'm sure you're awesome, too. I mean hey, you're reading this, right?)
I'm a vampyr. I leave bite marks. And I see dead people. Wanna see a dead body?
No one crushes on me. 
Sadness.
50 Year Old
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Male
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From
Ephrata, PA
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Joined on July 26, 2006
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Born on September 1st
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2 referrals joined!
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I have a
crush on someone and 1 person has a
crush on me!
Interests
Award winning photographer and poet
Reading/Writing
Sitcoms
Food/Cooking
Paranormal
Pornography (Making as much as viewing)
Music
Movies
Boondock Saints 1 & 2
Transporter 1, 2 & 3
Star Wars (All)
Anything Kevin Smith does
Lost Boys
POWERED BY GIPHY
and hugs 
