what do you check out first when you check someone out?
Their eyes and smile.. I check for tattoos. lol
what is the least favorite part of your body?
The results of having children.
dolly or loretta?
Dolly fo sho
3 things you envy from the opposite sex?
Paying less for dry cleaning, car repairs and pretty much everything else... Higher pay for equal work.. Blow jobs.. lol
3 things you really don't envy from the opposite sex.
Balls.. lol They're just icky.. Beer bellies.. The Captain Stubing balding.
which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?
Lust
have you ever had an eating disorder?
Yes when I was much much younger.
when was the last time you made out with a stranger?
I don't make out with strangers.
are you gonna call him/her?
Who?
is he/she gonna call you?
Who?!?!?
what kind of drunk are you?
I'm flirty usually.
have you ever had a drug problem?
if yes , what drug(s)?
Nope.. Never done anything but smoke pot.
how long have you gone without having sex?
Months actually.
without eating?
Couple days.. 3 I think.
without sleeping?
2 days
when was the last time you did cocaine?
Never
when was the last time you smoked weed?
Daily
what does your hair look like now?
Long and blonde
3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
Flip flops, cute capris pants.. I dunno what else.
would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
sure... you paying?
when was the last time you stole something?
When I was a kid.
do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
I think you wouldn't be here if not for a woman choosing to bring you into this world and there should be some respect given to all women for that.
what is your favorite night to go out?
Sat.
do you wanna be rich and/or famous?
Just rich.. I don't need the stalkerazzi following me around.
who is your hero/role model?
All of our military, fire fighters and EMT's..Single moms who still know what family means.
whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
The ball sack.
have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
Uh no.
do you pee in the shower?
If I have to go, yes.
do you pick your nose?
Yes, with a tissue of course.
why do men get skid marks?
Because their freaking balls are in the way!! I'm telling you, they're evil!
if you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
I'm not a man.. and I've seen it done. Grosses me out.
when was your last queef?
Uh.. Couldn't tell you.
have you ever been to an orgy?
Hahaha yes.
3 way?
Yes
how do you know the person who posted this?
I don't.. I found it online.
what nationality would you preffer the mother/father of your children to be?
If we were to have children it would be with Sean... And he's Sicilian.
what would you name your kids?
I already have the kids I'm going to have.. And I'm not telling you.
name 3 things you cant stand from people?
Liars, disrespect, judgement.
what are you doing tonight?
You're looking at it!
