new zealand new zealand
you’ve caught me on a awful day
my little life is all fucked up
my psyche is in dissaray
new zealand new zealand
i wish i could enjoy you more
i wish i had more time
to see your cliffsides & your blackened shores
new zealand new zealand
i don’t know why i tour this way
trapped inside an aeroplane and
twittering the scenery
new zealand new zealand
i feel like shit what can i say
my period is 6 days late
my pubic hair is turning gray
but i don’t believe in the beauty standard
and theres no way that i’m pregnant
so it’s technically
ok
everything is so beautiful here
the people on cuba street drinking their beer
i wish i could stay here and never go home
i wish i could be just like holly hunter in the piano
and not have to talk to anyone even though there’s nothing wrong with my voice
and just play piano and make love to hot local boys
new zealand new zealand
you caught me at the end of tour
my willpower’s collapsing
and i cannot do this anymore
new zealand new zealand
my song is coming to an end
i hope you have enjoyed it
and i also hope i get my period
i also hope i haven’t grossed you out
but that’s what you get when you ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes