Learn how to be a Pastafarian.
== Steps ==
#Realize that there exists a higher power
#Understand that the higher power is none other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster
#Wear pirate regalia as often as possible (pirates are divine beings)
#All Prayers end with "Ramen"
#Eat as much pasta as possible
#Read and reread the gospel of FSM whenever possible.
#Talk about the gospel of FSM with other Pastafarians.
#Be Kind to others English speaking people.
#DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism.
== Tips ==
*#Understand that Pastafarians do not press their religion on others.
*#Pastafarians DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism.
== Warnings ==
*If you do try to convert others, stay away from Scientologists.
== Things You'll Need ==
#~Pirate Regalia.
#~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
#~Friends that Do not laugh at or make fun of you when you talk about FSM or Pastafarianism.
== Sources and Citations ==
*http://www.venganza.org/
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== More Steps ==
*#Realize that there exists a higher power
*#Understand that the higher power is none other then The Flying Spaghetti Monster
*#Wear pirate regalia as often as possible (pirates are divine beings)
*#All Prayers end with "Ramen"
*#Eat as much pasta as possible
*#Read and reread the gospel of FSM whenever possible.
*#Talk about the gospel of FSM with other Pastafarians.
*#Be Kind to others English speaking people.
*#DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism.
== More Tips ==
**Understand that Pastafarians do not press their religion on others.
**Pastafarians DO NOT ask for money in the name of FSM or Pastafarianism.
=== More Warnings ===
*#If you do try to convert others, stay away from Scientologists.
== More Things You'll Need ==
*#*~Pirate Regalia.
*#*~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
*#*~Friends that Do not laugh at or make fun of you when you talk about FSM or Pastafarianism.
==== More Sources and Citations ====
***http://www.venganza.org/
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