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Santa Vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster Published by henderob December 23rd, 2006 in pirates, General FSM news and Spread the Word. A Holiday cartoon - I wish I knew who created this. after centuries of battling Jesus for supremacy over Christmas, Santa Claus has finally emerged victorious. more… Enraged by Flying Spaghetti Monster’s growing popularity, Santa decides to terminate this growing trend. After learning of his nemesis’s presence on the North Pole, Santa plans his attack that will determine once and for all who will rule supreme over the holiday that is Christmas! Watch the video HERE. 49 Responses to “Santa Vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster” Feed for this Entry Trackback Address 1 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 6:58 pm Wqw, what a great Holiday present to the CoFSM. Thanks heaps :) :) May His Noodleyness reward you with untold treasure. Happy Holiday RAmen 2 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:05 pm Thar surely be some talented Pirates out there. This clip rocks! 3 L'TUAE_42 Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:15 pm Err.. since i can’t watch this on my very slow computer(limeted time allotted 4 internet use) could someone please tell me who won? I’m assuming our Noodly leader won, but assuming has gotten me into trouble before. 4 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:16 pm Arrhg…the download link isn’t working for me. Can watch, but not download!!!!! 5 L'TUAE_42 Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:20 pm Well, who won?! Anticipation is killing me! 6 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:21 pm @L’TUAE_42 It is only 2.57mins, can you let it load in the background, then replay once the whole thing has run/loaded? That’s is what I’ve done with clips previously on slow connection. 7 L'TUAE_42 Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:23 pm Oh, only that long? I think that would work. Thanks! 8 Jingles Dec 23rd, 2006 at 7:51 pm Curses! I hate “too be continued” . And just after he summoned a galleonfull of piratefish to his side :’( 9 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 8:05 pm That is why I didn’t let on to L’TUAE_42. Sorry L’TUAE_42, you probably already know by now anyway. RAmen 10 Wench Nikky Dec 23rd, 2006 at 8:22 pm Found my download problem ‘Popups were being blocked’ Fixed! 11 Queen of Rock'n'Roll Dec 23rd, 2006 at 11:37 pm Nobody won the fight… yet! The video says “To Be Continued” at the end. This was the funniest video. Pastafarians are so creative!! Kudos to whoever made the video!! 12 Mad John Kidd Dec 24th, 2006 at 12:14 am Okay, I’m on the edge of my seat now. When do we get to see the sequel? 13 Lamna Dec 24th, 2006 at 8:22 am Santa is going down. BLOOD FOR SAUCE! BLOOD FOR SAUCE! 14 One Eyed Jack Dec 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am Santa is soooo going to get his ass kicked! 15 Queen of Rock'n'Roll Dec 24th, 2006 at 11:55 am Hi, everyone… I’m sorry this is off-subject but I don’t want to bother Prophet Bobby directly. I am unable to access the comments for “Spreading The Word In Iraq” and I would like to help the Pastafarian missionaries there. Did the serviceman post an address or any contact information? (And does anyone know why I click on the “Comments” link and I only get the posted letter??) Thanks if anyone can help! I really appreciate it! Happy HOLIDAY season to you all! 16 Wench Nikky Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:12 pm @Queen of Rock’n'Roll I think that’s a browser problem. Try using another web browser, eg. Firefox/Netscape ect. As far as contact info, not yet. . @One Eyed Jack Dec 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am ‘Santa is soooo going to get his ass kicked!’ . OEJ, have a great Holiday (tomorrow? I’m already there…..25th that is) FSM bless you and yours Cheers 17 fermi1137 Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:19 pm Hey everyone, I am glad you are enjoying my cartoon. I am going to try and get the conclusion up as soon as possible. Unfortunately my day-job and the holiday season have gotten in the way. I will be sure and let everyone know when in is finished :) 18 Wench Nikky Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:36 pm @fermi1137 Bravo fermi1137 bravo. Clap clap clap…whistle whistle. Just make sure you get the victor right, won’t you. Happy Holiday and RAmen 19 Mad John Kidd Dec 25th, 2006 at 1:38 am @ fermi1137 Quality, mate. Will be waiting with bells on. RAmen 20 Jingles Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:00 am @fermi1137 FSM better win, or else be prepared to face the wrath of angry piratefish. Of course, if you do make sure the correct thing happens, you will enjoy pasta and strippers for all eternity. . @MJK… “Will be waiting with bells on.” . … :p . . . Jingles Also has bells on! 21 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:40 am Hope you jingled those bells all the way today Jingles. :) 22 Jingles Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:42 am oooh yeah! Must have jingled well, too, the christmas pirate got me a lava lamp :D 23 Jingles Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:43 am Btw, you sure are up late… it must be almost 12:30 over there? 24 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:45 am No daylight savings in QLD! 25 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:47 am People here say, they don’t want that extra hour of daylight to fade the curtains. 26 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:49 am @Jingles ‘it must be almost 12:30 over there?’ 11.30pm. Close to bed time…big excellent day. :) Hope you had a good one too. 27 Jingles Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:53 am “No daylight savings in QLD!” . Tragic… 28 Branded Cow Dec 25th, 2006 at 5:13 pm @Wench Nikky “People here say, they don’t want that extra hour of daylight to fade the curtains.”: That is the funniest thing I have read all day. Thanks. . @fermi1137: Brilliant anniamtion. Just the introductory story is enough for you to visit the stripper factory and beer volcano. I look forward to part 2. You need to show the FSM actually flying, maybe in a fight with the reindeer. 29 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 5:24 pm You’re welcome. That one is passed around every time the issue comes up for debate here. Also the risk of increase in skin camcer, with no so funny logic. http://www.nodaylightsavingqld.com/Faded.htm 30 Alchemist Dec 25th, 2006 at 5:27 pm Hi Nikky - hope you had a good one kiddo. 31 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 5:45 pm Had an excellent day Alchemist :) Yourself? 32 Alchemist Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:13 pm Aye. Did bugger all! Always good for us lazy arses. My little dog has gone ape opening stuff - he even got into my can of holy water. 33 Wench Nikky Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:43 pm hahaha….won’t be long before that little dog has you trained to it’s liking! 34 Alchemist Dec 25th, 2006 at 6:50 pm Hahaha - you’re not wrong there - Cairns can be a bit of a handful. Still, I look into his big eyes and just melt. Of course he takes advantage of the situation and bites me. 35 Alchemist Dec 25th, 2006 at 7:00 pm Bed time for me Nikky. The cricket has been rained off for the mo. (36 for 1) I’m emigrating. . Just as an aside, I can see more love in my 13 week old little dog than I do in the postings of some loons on this site. 36 sheekchic Dec 25th, 2006 at 9:25 pm May you all be blessed by His noodly appendage! 37 Mad John Kidd Dec 25th, 2006 at 10:19 pm @ sheekchic—”May you all be blessed by His noodly appendage!” And you as well RAmen 38 Puttanesca Dec 26th, 2006 at 12:14 pm Arrr, fermi! You have made Xmas joy for this old sea dog! Almost makes up for not being able to access comments for ‘Spreading the Word in Iraq” - Queen, you are not alone. 39 linuxuser Jan 2nd, 2007 at 4:35 pm @fermi1137 Can you post the video on a site that does not require flash version 8 or above? Us linux users only have flash 7 available. Youtube and Google video both use flash 7. thanks 40 Rabbit Jan 3rd, 2007 at 5:23 am he he he Brilliant, thank you for the cartoon fermi 41 Teh Pirate Fish Jan 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pm Wow….. it must have been annoying to have to drive to the north pole to video tape that…… after all, it really did happen. 42 The Tanman Jan 10th, 2007 at 10:41 am Yar! that be true. it also sheds light on the emergence of zelder, we must aid the FSM’s fight by not using zelder games!!!! RAmen 43 Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 14th, 2007 at 12:57 pm If we all shout loud enough maybe who made this will hear us across the internet and make another episode. HEY WHOEVER YOU ARE. COOL ANIMATION. CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE. PLEASE. ITS REALLY COOL. 44 Arthur Jan 18th, 2007 at 9:08 am Hey guys, I’m familiar with the Church but unfamiliar with the website. Can someone help me contact Mr. Henderson about a small project me and some friends would like his help with? I just need an email address or some way I can reach him, and I’ve been digging through the website for a while now, but this is the only way I can see to reach people. I’ve got class in a bit, but I should be able to check back in a few hours. May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen. -Art 45 NOT AN IDIOT Feb 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm REALITY=GOD. STOP BEING IGNORANT IDIOTS! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MANKIND AND NEED TO STOP BEING FREAKS! DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SANDWICH MAN TOO?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT SPAGHETTI HASN’T ALWAYS EXISTED? SO, HOW CAN A SPAGHETTI MAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE? AND BEER VOLCANOES IN HEAVEN! YOU’RE ALL JUST GOING TO REGRET YOUR DENIAL OF GOD. ALSO, WHOEVER DREW THE PICTURE OF THE IDIOTIC AND FAKE NOODLE GUY: YOU SPELLED “MIDGET” WRONG! -YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. HELP THE PSYCHIATRISTS MAKE MONEY… GO TO THEM FOR HELP. FREAKS! 46 NOT AN IDIOT Feb 1st, 2007 at 5:29 pm THERE IS ONE FSM GIRL AT MY SCHOOL AND EVERYBODY THINKS SHE’S A FREAK. SHE HAS NO FRIENDS AND HER FAMILY THINKS SHE’S WEIRD, TOO. GOOD FREAKING JOB, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID GROUP OF ASSHOLES. 47 JonL Feb 1st, 2007 at 5:45 pm You actually go to school? Hahaha…good one You’re an embarassment to people everwhere who really do have a brain and use it. So what is your big imaginary friend (in the sky?…hahaha) up to today? I think maybe you are the freak..no? 48 Raz Feb 1st, 2007 at 6:35 pm Reality=rationality. How are we being ignorant? Religious belief is a combination of willing ignorance and blind faith. Define freak. I think believing in a religion which depends on blind faith, promotes intolerance, & demands worship of a fictional entity demeans the human race. Flying sandwich? Now thats just absurd! Spaghetti was made in the image of his noodliness, not the other way around. Do you realize books require authors? How can a bunch of different biblical authors write religious texts on events they were not there to witness? What with all the contradictions and inconsistencies. & no sh*t. I suppose you’ve been to heaven :P. Lol you’re going to regret your denial of the flying spaghetti monster. Ohhh I can make statements with any rationality or proof too. What narcotics are you taking? Does the FSM look like a man to you? The actual term you were looking for was Flying Spaghetti Monster. Uh oh, he spelled midget wrong. It’s better than getting the age of the world wrong, along with a bunch of other things science has disproven. Can you specify what those problems are? If you can prove I or anyone else possesses one I promise I’ll seek psychiatric help immediately! That is if they require psychiatric help and don’t fall under “being ignorant idiots”. I would be glad to anyways, psychiatrists play a big part in deprogramming fundies and scientologists. At least we don’t drill holes in peoples’ heads anymore. Thank science for progress. You don’t seem very christian. Have you asked everybody if she’s a freak? That seems like a pretty biased statement and I don’t see any numbers. Like religious dictum I guess we just have to have blind faith in what you say. I suppose you sit down to dinner with her family every night then and discuss how much of a ‘freak’ she is. The best part of being a human being is the ability to make choices. No one put a gun to her head, if she actually exists, and told her to be pastafarian. In the good’ol days she might have been stoned for making a free choice like that. I don’t see how you can blame Pastafarianism for your and others’ judgements of a person. Lmao yes, we’re the assholes… May You Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage 49 Wench Nikkiee Mar 22nd, 2007 at 5:50 pm @fermi1137 Hi fermi1137 :) “I am going to try and get the conclusion up as soon as possible.” . I know this is an out of season question, but any chance of Part II any time soon? RAmen