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DarkNymphAn older couple on their 50th anniversary are staying in the penthouse suite and sitting on the balcony drinking champagne over a catered meal.
The man looks around and says "This hotel is really nice, and we're in the penthouse. What a great surprise!"
The wife says "So you like the hotel?"
He says, "Oh yeah, it's great!"
She's like, "That's good because we own this hotel."
The guys like, "Wow, that's amazing!"
He starts eating his meal and he comments, "This meal is wonderful!"
The wife says "So you like the food?"
He says, "Oh yeah, it's great!"
She's like, "That's good because we own that restaurant."
The guys like, "Wow, that's unbelievable!"
So they are looking out at the high rise building next door and he's like, "That apartment building over there looks nice.
It's all lit up so it must be popular."
The wife says "So you like that complex?"
He says, "Oh yeah, it's great!"
She's like, "That's good because we own that building."
Finally the husband's curiousity gets the better of him. He's like, "How in the world can we own all these places?"
She's like, "Well from the day we got married, every time we had sex I put money in a shoe box. Over the years I invested the money and bought all these things!"
The man is like, "Well damn, that's great! I wish I'd known, I'd have had sex at home more often!!"
