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61 Year Old · Male · From Monroe Charter Township, MI · Joined on November 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 4th · 3 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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61 Year Old · Male · From Monroe Charter Township, MI · Joined on November 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 4th · 3 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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Upon entering into Thy Masters abode, the sweet musky smell of patchouli incense kisses your nose; slow, dark music, with its hypnotic tempo plays upon your eardrums. Thy Masters back is facing you; His trench coat silhouette and table to his right are outlined by candlelight. In the flickering light of the candles, items upon the table look as if they are dancing. A cigarette drops from Thy Masters fingers unto the floor. His booted foot grinds it out as He slowly turns to face you.

He begins to walk, his footsteps nearing you then stopping. His pointed boots directly beneath your nose of your bowed head. His gloved hand reaches down; with his fingers under your chin, you feel him slowly lift your face upwards, boots, leather pants, motorcycle chain belt, ad His open trench coat reveals His bare torso; finally your eyes meet his...

61 Year Old · Male · From Monroe Charter Township, MI · Joined on November 23, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 4th · 3 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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Life is backwards

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm
~auther unknown~

"Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!"



"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world"
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