Dear Mr. Murphy
god bless your heart and soul...
I tried to fuck your daughter,
but I couldn’t find her hole.
When I found her hole...
As furry as a flock...
God dammit Mr. Murphy,
I could find my cock.
When I found my cock...
As straight as a pin,
god dammit Mr. Murphy...
I couldn’t get it in.
When I got it in,
I wiggled it about...
Got dammit Mr. Murphy...
I couldn’t get it out.
When I got it out....
It was wriggled up and sore...
God dammit Mr. Murphy...
Your daughter wanted more.
When I gave her more...
She fell upon the bed.
God dammit Mr. Murphy...
I think your daughter’s dead.
