Over 16,537,796 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tequila and Salt

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to the ones you love and care about! And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over! Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. "Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway" I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

Rude Customer

For all workers who work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS" The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, and "F.. You too " Without flinching, she smiled and said, ................. "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Love Speaks

A quiet pace of life Leads you to an intimate feeling An emotion to lead you To a greater adventure of the heart The heart makes mistake And becomes numb on a certain point of event But be sensitive if it feels the sincerity of one’s heart And makes it a wonderful start Being in-love is so easy But keeping it makes it difficult to maintain For the love needs to be nurture Like a plant in the garden Which, needs constant touch of love And watering of one’s sincerity Love don’t need to demand It just flows in the heart And give voluntary action That makes both happy And nourish each one’s heart You don’t need to talk much Just listen to your heart And be gentle When love speaks… Posted by piscesean Jay | Permalink

Wooden Heart

never stopped loving you Although the pain still hurts I never stopped thinking of you For I’m missing you; I’m trying to mend the pain Caused by the past, Trying to dry out the tears Caused by the crushed; Wondering why this needs to happen Asking you why You caused me this pain, Maybe, You don’t love me enough As I’m loving you so much It seems not worthy To suffer so much, Caused by the crushed Made my callous heart Bleeds a lot For you caused me pain And gave me a wounded heart.
Funny thing happen today/night depending on what part of the world you live..Being a good Cherry friend/fan was checking out my alerts (not that you get all of them when people add thing to page pic,blogs,stash etc....Seeing a friend had posted new stash clicked link to check out rate and comment...Again doing the correct thing rating slow and checking out every 3 or 4 stash item ( so i don't get a error mess or some other shit )....So after giving the first couple the thumbs up so click link to see stash another great improvement to Cherry Tap.....WTF i am on mine own stash page( light bulb click on had been ripped )...That cool if they are to lazy to find there own i have no problem with that...But the thing that piss me off the most was that people from my friends list had give this stash the thumbs up ok cool...But when i check same stash on my page, low and behold not a sign of them rating mine.. ( Lesson learned Stash second time around is better than the first0 Yes i no i not funny Have a great day or night take care The Cute Sexy aussie From Down Under
A FRIEND POSTED A BLOG AND I HAD TO COPY AND REPOST IN MY OWN BLOG ....TODAY LIKE OTHER I STARTED OFF TRYING TO CATCH UP ON COMMENT,REPLYS THE USUAL THING....BUT STRAIGHT FROM THE START WAS ERRORED OUT FROM COMMENTING OR RATING LIKE WTF!!!!! THEN THE POWERS TO BE SAID WAS FIXING PROB HAHAHAHAHAHAAH THATS FUNNY..ENVERY TIME THAT IS SAID CT GETS SLOWER AND MORE FUCK UP....BUT BACK ON AGAIN COMMENT ONCE THEN 5 ERROR MESSAGES GETTTING MORE PISSED OFF AS THE DAY GOES.....LEAVE FOR A COUPLE HOUR THEN TRY AGAIN WELL I WAS NOT DIAPPOINTED STILL THE SAME SO STRUGGLE ON AND GRIN......BELOW IS OTHER BLOG DON,T AGREE WITH ALL BUT THERE IS A LOT OF TRUTH IN WHAT IS SAID I wonder what people call the one line that goes over our screen where it tells you about the 5 DVDS and the whole page where you can subscribe to stuff to make cherry bucks. and what about the links at the bottom of the comment boxes? I call them all ads. Just that they dont pop up on our screen all the time, cause they are already there. CHERRYTAP IS NOT AD FREE! They just made it tricky enough to give us cherry bucks if we click on a banner. I'm sure you can see the system behind it ;) I cancelled my VIC and I wont buy anything anymore from CT lol. If my 'friends' value me from having a VIC or not, then sorry, you are not friends :) === 'CORKY 1952Official Bear Family Memberand(ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ)' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-11 16:50:41'.. > > These are not my words {Jeremy Crow} and I don't exactly agree with it all, but the statements are valid and I figured it bears reposting for others that are frustrated as well ... Below are the words of Valo~The Sex Ninja {link at the bottom} > > This is the most retarded crap that I have ever seen. We are spending good money to help keep Babyjesus from having to hunt down advertising for this site. > > What do we get in return? > > A site that only works half the time, lounges that don't work, error messages, rating too fast messages, etc. > > The more money we spend the less the site works properly... > > I think it is time for babyjesus to get off his butt (or stop going out and spending OUR money) and get the site working properly. > > I think that we should get everyone on one page and stop posting blasts and bulletins and for those VICs out there all cancel our subscriptions on the same day. > > I don't think that what is being done is fair and I feel that we are being robbed. > > Please repost this bulletin and lets see how many ppl we can get on board for this > > ~DJ VALO > > >

NEWS FLASH PLEASE READ

HI ONE AND ALL IT THAT CRAZY AUSSIE AGAIN BEGGING FOR YOUR HELP ON HAND AND KNEES...ONLY 970 COMMENTS TO GO FOR MY BLAST SO PLEASE COME AND HELP ME BEFPRE I GO CRAZY SOME MORE...THE ERROR MESS ARE STARTING GET TO ME LOL LINK BELOW PLEASE CLICK AND COMMENT THANKS image.php?u=159310&i=2678062713&tn=1
> The story about the tiny frogs…. > > Life's lesson > > No. 1 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,... > > > … who arranged a running competition. > > The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. > > A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants... > > > The race began... > > > > > > Honestly: > > No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. > > You heard statements such as: > > "Oh, WAY too difficult!! > > They will NEVER make it to the top." > > or: > > "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" > > > > The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one... > > ... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher... > > The crowd continued to yell > > "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" > > > > More tiny frogs got tired and gave up... > > ...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher... > > This one wouldn't give up! > > > > > > At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top! > > THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it? > > > > A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal? > > > > It turned out... > > That the winner was DEAF!!!! > > > > > The wisdom of this story is: > > Never listen to other people's tendencies to be > > negative or pessimistic... > > …cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart! > > > > > > Always think of the power words have. > > Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions! > > > > Therefore: > > > > > > > > > > ALWAYS be… > > > > > > POSITIVE! > > > > > And above all: > > > > > > Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU can not fulfil YOUR dreams! > > Always think: > > I can do this!

VALENTINES LETTER

valentineheart.jpgDear Cupid,

This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.

and I hooked up at a huge party then walked in and joined in.
I pulled down ’s underwear in front of everyone - to mass applause.
showed me their superfluous third nipple then started gesturing at it.

So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make hook up with me this Valentine's day?

Sincerely,
CUTE SEXY AUSSIE

Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
last post
17 years ago
posts
40
views
6,306
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss

other blogs by this author

 16 years ago
Crazy Lady
 16 years ago
Old Age
 16 years ago
Vacancy
 16 years ago
How old is Grandpa
 16 years ago
The Hypnotist
 16 years ago
good Morning
 16 years ago
Dr Phil
 16 years ago
Gyne Appointment
 16 years ago
A nun's Tale
official fubar blogs
 8 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus  
 13 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus  
 10 years ago
fubar'd Official Wishli... by SCRAPPER  
 11 years ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy  

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.0788 seconds on machine '191'.