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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago from an astrologist predictions. Read your sign. Then ,forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with... U might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward GEMINI - Irresistible Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. PISCES - The Partner for Life Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humour!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

A hug is a wonderful gift to share, A way to show each other that we care; There is so much a hug is able to do, When you feel those arms holding you. A hug is a place to feel safe and warm, A comfort for a sad heart that is torn; An _expression of the love in our heart, For ones who we wish, never to be apart. A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello, Or to say goodbye when we have to go; It can hold us up when life gets us down, And makes us smile, instead of frown. A hug can be given for no reason at all, And given to those, both big and small; We're never too old to feel the joy it brings, As it is one of life's most pleasing things. And for all of this beauty, a hug is free! It costs nothing, yet means so much to me; We should all hug another to show we care, For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare. Here's Your Virtual Hug from Me to YOU For no reason at all except...I LIKE YA !!!

We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vast, I must have loved you in the past. But now we go our separate ways, to different lives throughout our days. I keep you though within my dreams, Eternal soul mate, so it seem

Try not to laugh as you sing I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches, hell I almost died But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long That I grew strong And knew that I could take you on But there you are... another lie, I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans... Go on now go... walk out the door Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4 Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count! (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed Go on now go... you'd better flee Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3 I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me Go on now go... just hit the track Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce (Chorus) Go on now go... get out of my sight I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor Go on now go...

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!" Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his as been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!" Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light. I love the next one!!! 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!

>>>> Excerpts from a Dog's Diary >>>> >>>> 6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> >>>> Excerpts from a Cat's Diary >>>> Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre >>>> little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the >>>> other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I >>>> make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must >>>> eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps >>>> me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once >>>> again vomit on the carpet. >>>> >>>> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. >>>> I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly >>>> demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made >>>> condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. >>>> >>>> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was >>>> placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I >>>> could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my >>>> confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this >>>> means, and how to use it to my advantage. >>>> >>>> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my >>>> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this >>>> again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the >>>> other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special >>>> privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing >>>> to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an >>>> informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am >>>> certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged >>>> protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for >>>> now...

>>>> Excerpts from a Dog's Diary >>>> >>>> 6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! >>>> >>>> >>>> Excerpts from a Cat's Diary >>>> Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre >>>> little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the >>>> other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I >>>> make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must >>>> eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps >>>> me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once >>>> again vomit on the carpet. >>>> >>>> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. >>>> I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly >>>> demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made >>>> condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. >>>> >>>> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was >>>> placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I >>>> could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my >>>> confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this >>>> means, and how to use it to my advantage. >>>> >>>> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my >>>> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this >>>> again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the >>>> other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special >>>> privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing >>>> to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an >>>> informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am >>>> certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged >>>> protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for >>>> now...