Chelsea's blog: "im just me"

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when thay are right and you need to shut up. (2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givin five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that end bigin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". (4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) LOUD SIGH: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint! Just say you're welcome. (Unless of course she say's THANKS A LOT - That is PURE SARCASM and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome.... That will bring on a WHATEVER. (See # 8) (8) WHATEVER: Is a womans way of saying FU*K YOU! (9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the womans response refer to # 3.

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Being a bitch means... I stand up for myself and my beliefs. I stand up for those I love. I speak my mind, think my own thoughts and do things my way. I won't compromise what's in my heart. I live MY life MY way. I won't allow anyone to step on me. I refuse to tolerate injustice. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be me. So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame, squash every ounce of beauty I hold within. You WON'T succeed! If that makes me a bitch, so be it. I'm proud to be so!

You don't need diamonds and pearls... You don't need cars and "boy toys"... In order to keep me satisfied all you need is love. If you can love me, be faithful, honest and true, then you've got my full attention. You don't need dashing looks, the perfect body, or baby blue eyes. What really matters most to me, is who you are inside. You don't have to flatter me with gifts and compliments, just be sweet, caring, compassionate, and i'm putty in your hands...

where do dreams hide? maybe by your bedside. somewhere maybe you can see. or in the sky, flying free. maybe far away in a foreign land. under your feet, beneath the sand. dreams are everywhere, you see. they are in you, they are in me. just like clouds in the sky, you can reach them if you try. and they will never, ever go away... dreams unfulfilled will always stay.

there will never be anyone like me. im special cause im unique. im stardust and dreams. i am light. im love and hope. im hugs and tears. im the words 'i love you'. im swirls of all different colors. im the sky, the sea, the earth. i trust, yet i fear. i hide, yet i dont hold back. i am free, trying to find my place in this cruel world... i am me... and me suits me just right!