1. You're reading this right now
2. You're realizing that it is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid
9. You didn't realise I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't realise there's only supposed to be ten facts.