random shit i made up
1. THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMING TO GET YOU, AND THEY ARE NOT PLEASANT PEOPLE!
2. YOOH KNOW WHAT YOOH NEVER HEAR ABOUT? A BUNCH OF JEWS GETTING HIT BY A TORNADO.
3.Theres something i like about the clitoris, but i cat quite put my finger on it...
4.There is now a Starbucks in my pants!
5. everything beeps now!
6.when someone asks yooh what time it is, glance @ your watch and say, "it's either 6:15, or mickey has a hard-on." guaranteed they'll ask somebody else.
7.i think pimps should have an employee of the month the way other businesses do. it would be good for morale.and ill bet blow jobs would improve, too.
8.i think highways should have a beer lane
9.yooh know what we need? Black Jell-O
10.spots are dots up close, dots are spots far away
11.Never forget, Hitler was a catholic
12.i r smart i r making rice crispie bars for teh homeless.
13.have you ever had your hair catch on fire? its not pleasant!
14. i had a pickle come out my nose once... but not only was it a pickle but it was a SWEET PICKLE gah that was painfull!
15. your fayce is racist!
16. my mom dosnt let me do that sort of thing while im in the nude.
17. i have a friend named reeses TOP THAT!
18.y are all nudist men flacid? asspecially if they have thier nudist wives to look at!
19.i bet its hard for a nudist to hide a boner!
20. imma FUCKING SAINT!
21.im cute your jealous
22.retarded people make me laugh
23.i wish i was a t-rex!
24.lalala your a whore lala
25.rohnald mc.donald wears nore make-up than jefree star! dose that make him famous
26.i wonder if jesus worked a corner?
27. why the hell would yooh want to be an oscar mayer weiner?
28.and now the infamous CHEWBACKA!
29.why the hell is it green?
30.omg commit suicide right yooh retard!
31.30 years from now gas will cost 200 dollas!
32.your fly is undone! [[note if yooh looked yooh should get tested for down syndrome!]]
33.your mom has aids oh btw HAPPY B-DAY!
34.i bet yooh couldnt satisfy a mouse with that thing
35.santas dead...
36.I NOW OWN YOOH AND THAT CAR FULL OF MEXICANS!
37.careful Mexicans always carry knives!
38.and now for my new trick i will need my little brother and the highest bidder
39.your mother was a man b4 yooh where born
40.WTF IS JELL-O CAKE?!?
41.toy sory is evil! [[long story]]
42.puff the magic dragon has some serious issues!
43.plzz help Arnold Schwarzenegger find a new voice he is starting to give me a fucking head ache!
44.THATS VAGTASTIC!
45.imma kick yooh in the vagina and make your overies bleed if yooh dont get me some chicken!
46.lol who ever thought of butt pills? like i really want to insert a pill into my anus!
47.wayne's world has a great intelligence
48.Nicosia, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea YEAH PEPTO BISMOL!
49.Dorathy: i don't think we are in Kansas anymore todo! Todo: well no shit dorathy wtf are theise? FUCKING MIDGET BEASTS! i am getting out of this place your on your own yooh crazy bitch!
50.don't tell anyone but i keep Mary Poppins held hostage in my broom closet!
51.I AM THE RED RAINGER THE OTHER GUY WAS A PANSY COMPARED TO ME!
52.human meat sack!
53.did yooh know humans have some of the same DNA as a banana? that means im allergic to myself...
54.men and their penises... i really need to get laid!
55.Walt Disney was a sexual motha fucka!
56.believe it or not but pap smears really do hurt especially when they scrape teh vagina!
57.i dont get why guys like boobs so much!... [[looks over at brook]] nvm!
58.imma pervy sage all the way!
59.jesus was just some crazy fucker that made up a higher power and got a crap load of other crazies to believe him!
60.i wish i had a rawkin pink bunny suite
61.Ill Keel yooh wiff meh RAINBOWS!
62.oh no the zombies escaped!
63.don't yooh hate it when you pull a muscle in your vagina?
64.jiggalos and jello