Funniest joke i've heard in a while. "What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

I'm casey... No you can't stand under my umbrella ela ela a a a... fuck that song. and while we're at it, Sampeling rock music does not make you a rock star.. and Totally dude is a ninja turtle thing not a rock star thing. But...
It would appear that fly and hot are interchangable. If you are one, you are both; if you aren't at least one, you are neither.

If that's a bit pretentious, then maybe a blunt flowchart works best:

Now that that's out of the way... Most of you all know what i'm like for those that don't heres a quick run down. I will own your ass at beer pong or frisbee golf(CORRECTION unless you are mark manard, in which case i loose at both) Big Ten burrito is quite possibly the best place on the planet(aside from boston) do not mention it or i will be forced to take you with me there. That or i'll bitch about it all night/day till i go. I make "uncouth" jokes lol. I love music. I play guitar. My truck breaks down bi-weekly. It's always a 5 dollar part for some reason. And it always takes 8 hours to fix it. My pool parties beet your pool parties hands down every time. My golf cart is impervious to flipping ( we tried). Thats about it. (OHHHHHH NOOOOOO GOOODDDDDZZZZEEEEERRRRAAAA)