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42 Year Old · Female · From El Paso, TX · Invited by: Evil Nun · Joined on March 13, 2007 · Born on April 6th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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42 Year Old · Female · From El Paso, TX · Invited by: Evil Nun · Joined on March 13, 2007 · Born on April 6th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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El Paso, Tx, is my hometown and have many friends and not to forget mi familia loca. I did live in New Orleans, LA due to my profession as funeral director. Dude, the death rate out there is outrageous. I can't go by without saying the people I worked with is laid back... LOL! Cause of KATRINA I have moved back to my home town and plan to rule over it again. To those who don't know me, I don't listen to anyone who trys to tell me what to do, but I'm a good listener when you need a friend, but not when I've been drinking, your problems will become a joke to me. I tell jokes when I'm nervous. I like all types of music, but I love rock. I'm talkative, loves a crowd, tough minded, stubborn, guarded, imaginative, reflective, likes change, neat, plans ahead, and I have high standards.
I've moved back home. So, much has happen. I've seen and start talking to lot of people I haven't seen in years. To all my friends and family thanks for the welcome back home, you all fuckin rock! Thanks for stopping by and reading my cute profile. You all keep it clean! And remember SEX, DRUGS and ROCK-N-ROLL! Undertaker seeks Hitman... I see dead people...

What a woman, I am!
A teacher asked me in class, "What do you want out of life?"
I in the back row raised my hand and said, 'All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says'.
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"
I said, "A mink on my back,a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

42 Year Old · Female · From El Paso, TX · Invited by: Evil Nun · Joined on March 13, 2007 · Born on April 6th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Music
I love music, mostly Rock and alot of spanish. I love The Doors, U2, Incubus, Korn, hey OutKast everyone knows I can dance, Vicente Ferandez, Gloria Trevi, Coldplay, Blue October, Weezer, Smashing Pumkins, Carfanes, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Foo Fighters, Sevendust, Madonna, Juanes, Depeche Mode, Mana, Rage Against the Machine, Tom Petty, Enrique Iglesias, Shakira, No Doubt, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Sparta, At The Drive Inn, Deftones, Train, Nirvana, GreenDay, AC/DC, Alanis Morissette, Metallica, The Scorpions, White Snake, Twisted Sister, Faith No More, Billy Idol, Poison, REM, Jane's Addiction, Prodigy, Mazzy Star, The Cure, The Smiths, Reverend Horton Heat,


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Dean Martin, The Formaldebrides, Nekromantix, The Cult, The Giljoteens, Poe, Elvis, Tom Jones, The Misfits, Danzig, Sex Pistols, Bush, Veruca Salt, Porno For Pyros, The Police, Blondie, B-52's, Lords of Acid, Pedro Fernandez, Pepe Aguilar, Rocio Durcal RIP, Luis Miguel, Pantera, Motley Crue, the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, Styx, INXS, Tim McGraw he is a hot guy, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Cafe Tacvba, Ani DiFranco, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Godsmack, and among many more. I am open to more, whats out there, Blood for Blood and Tigar Army, fuckin kick ass!


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Movies
Just to show you a few of the movies I like...
Anything with sexy Johnny Depp.
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Crybabay, where I fell in love with Johnny Depp, for the first time. Alot of action, war and anything that can start with a funeral, movies...
Flatliners, Rocky I-V, Half Baked, Empire Records, Clerks, Lord of the Rings, and any Mobster movies, too. All of the Godfather's, Donnie Brasco, Mystic River, Traffic, American History X The LOST BOYS, Saw ReQuiem for a Dream, The Omen, The Ring, The Boondock Saints,


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The Motorcycle Diaries, Baseketball Daries, Blow, Gone in 60 SECONDS Willy Wanka and Charlie and The Cholate Factory. Man, I can go on but you get the idea, yeah.


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Idols
My mom, she had 7 freakin' kids... I would of killed every single one of us. My wonderful only true friend Vanessa because she understands me...hard to do, she never judges anyone, she one of those people that when your with her you can be yourself... she is so fuckin real. She is me sidekick best one yet. She really fuckin smart, never makes me feel stupid. I can go on but the rest is for to cherish. Vanessa thanks for being my best bud, CRACKNUT! I must add my lil bro, Slick Kat, he wasn't so slick but now he growing up to be a great man. I'm just glad that he changed his ways.... He was starting to look like a EMMMO Kid!
Last but not least the founder of Chico's Tacos for making my tummy happy after many long nights, u rock! Bettie Page for being so beautiful. Also, many other friends, who have partied like rock stars with me!!!!!! But at the end Heroes let you down, too! So, I have more admiration for these people, that I have mention.

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    you have ever unique profile name and you're beautiful/smart woman

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    You know what I think is hilarious! That you had me get on this cherry thingy and you're never on it!!! Punk!!! Love you though mama!

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one.

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  • Evil NunFuneralwoman
    If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one.

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  • lcFuneralwoman
    thanks for the add...

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    just looking to spend some time with someone yours

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    Hey booger...miss you!!Love ~Viv

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    Hi:)

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    well...you could say that..you could also say that we got married on March 30...but yeah...hope you have a great night and great day tommorow

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    THAKNS FOR THE ADD DOLLPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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  • Evil NunFuneralwoman
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  • Evil NunFuneralwoman
    Betty's trying to rape me :(

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  • Someone ⇒ Funeralwoman
    Have a gorgeous fantastically well day...fantastically well but meeting fine in a minute...lol! Remember?Love you mama!!!

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  • Evil NunFuneralwoman
    I miss Betty.......Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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  • Evil NunFuneralwoman
    Pooh's going on an adventure....Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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