El Paso, Tx, is my hometown and have many friends and not to forget mi familia loca. I did live in New Orleans, LA due to my profession as funeral director. Dude, the death rate out there is outrageous. I can't go by without saying the people I worked with is laid back... LOL! Cause of KATRINA I have moved back to my home town and plan to rule over it again. To those who don't know me, I don't listen to anyone who trys to tell me what to do, but I'm a good listener when you need a friend, but not when I've been drinking, your problems will become a joke to me. I tell jokes when I'm nervous. I like all types of music, but I love rock. I'm talkative, loves a crowd, tough minded, stubborn, guarded, imaginative, reflective, likes change, neat, plans ahead, and I have high standards.
I've moved back home. So, much has happen. I've seen and start talking to lot of people I haven't seen in years. To all my friends and family thanks for the welcome back home, you all fuckin rock! Thanks for stopping by and reading my cute profile. You all keep it clean! And remember SEX, DRUGS and ROCK-N-ROLL! Undertaker seeks Hitman... I see dead people...

What a woman, I am!
A teacher asked me in class, "What do you want out of life?"
I in the back row raised my hand and said, 'All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says'.
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"
I said, "A mink on my back,a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."