redneck woman's blog: "every day things"

just to let everyone know that im still alive. i have been very busy im going back to school now. i have a court hearing for child support on april 19th im happy for that my lawyer says it looks good. well i will have my net service up real soon hope to talk to you all again real soon.

THE KITCHEN B*TCH A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

Little Johnny gets home and has to learn the difference between theory and reality. He goes to his mother, Mom do you know the difference between theory and reality. His mom busy making dinner, asks johnny to go ask his father. Johnny goes to the garage and asks his father, "father, whats the difference between theory and reality?" The father replies, thats easy son. Johnny I want you to go ask you mom if she would sleep with someone for a million dollars. Johnny goes to the kitchen, says "mom, would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?" Mom after thinkin for a few minutes, says " well Johnny we could use a new washer, dryer, fridge, and some other things, so yes I would sleep with someone for a million dollars." Johnny runs back to his father, Dad!! "mom said yes, we needed new stuff, and yes she would sleep with someone for a million dollars" So the father then says to Johnny, well son go ask your sister if she would sleep with someone for a million dollars. So JOhnny runs to his sisters room says "hey sis, would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?" Hell yea!!! his sister replies. Johnny then runs back to the garage, and says dad, Sis said "hell yea!!" and then the father says to Johnny, see son, in theory, we should be millionaires.....in reality we live with two whores!!!!!!!!! ha ha

The sun, in all its grace. Shining through the baby blue skies. Trees and flowers reaching up, towards the golden light. Smiles and hearts, strolling in the sunlight. Warming all they see, and all they pass by. Sweet aromas filling the air. Songs of birds hum in your ears. Winter blues are history and spring time memories soon begin. Thoughts of you, thoughts of me, thoughts of what we could be. Loving tunes drigft across the land. Filling hearts and holding hands. Hugs and cuddles and star gazed eyes. Romeo and Juliet, and lovers who just met. Filling time and making rhymes. When hearts do innertwine. The beauty of the golden sun, which cast its golden rays upon our magnifcent face. Casting warmth onto our forms and filling our hearts with spring time sunshine.

Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer.

Current mood: silly Men VS. Toys...OK I am not man hating really..I just think this is funny..I have had so many people ask me what is the difference between using a toy are having the really thing..Since I dont have sex unless I am in a relationship (yes its been 9 months now) and I use toys instead..Yes dont get me wrong love the touch, feel, kiss, smell and everything else that comes with a man..Anyhow this is the difference.. Toys: 1) they dont talk back. 2) dont have to worry about STDs. 3) dont have to worry about getting pregnant. 4) dont worry about it cheating on you. 5) dont have to worry about it lying to you. 6) its there for you no matter what. 7) you dont have to worry about where it is or what it is doing. 8) never worry about what it is thinking. 9) likes you regardless of what you look like. 10) dont have to worry if its gonna call you the next day. Men: (not all men are like this I know this) 1) they talk back and half the time its a bunch of BS 2) they could give ya STDs (yes the HIV virus can fit through the porse of a condom scary uh) 3) Could get ya pregnant (yes even using condoms I did) 4) they do cheat (so do women) 5) they lie (so do women) 6) when ya need them the most it seems like they are no where to be found but yet they tell you can count on me to be there. 7) you worry about where they are what they are doing when they aren't with you( why we do that is beyond me) 8) we always wondering what he is thinking..I am pretty, was sex good enough, does he think I am a dumb ass, am I fat or skinny, am I good enough for him...yeah we are always wondering what they think. 9) to a lot of men its all about what us women look like they dont care if we are smart funny caring or anything else has long as we look good so they can show us off that is all that matters. 10) and after having sex they normally dont call..unless its just another booty call. **So that is the difference yeah I could go on but I am not..And like I said I am not here to bash men just a funny thing that's all..As I said above not all men are like that..

Current mood: flirty Just my thought on LOVE and what I feel it really is: A good relationship is not a game that we play or an ego trip we take. It is about love and two people. Loving someone can give us the greatest joy we can ever know but it can also hurt us more that we can ever believe. If we love someone we should be ready to experience not only happiness but heartache as well. That's the reward and risk that it takes. Unless we are willing to experience it, we will never really know what it's like to love and be loved. Sharing love is probably the most valuable and meaningful experience a person can ever have. And there is a difference between being in love with someone and loving someone. It's the difference between a love that's fickle, wild and short-lived and a love that's tender, passionate and lasting. The first is easy. The second, the one that really matters to us all, takes work ---- because it's about keeping the relationship. Loving someone takes efforts. We have to be able to communicate with each other. Nobody can read anyone else's mind. We always presume that our partner knows what we think and feel. Maybe in time we might be able to predict or sense each other's thoughts but it's never perfect and it takes time to develop. Getting the chance to love and be loved by someone is a blessing. Respect him/her for who he/she is, and not what you want him/her to be No one is perfect. It's true love that closes the gap of imperfectness to form a smooth surface of acceptance for each other. True love sees and accepts a person for who he/she is. It is also true love that makes a person change for the better. Although the power of true love is undeniable, a relationship needs commitment too. What is love without commitment from each other anyway? It's like principles and values. Everyone has them but they only mean as much as we are willing to stand for them. The same goes for our commitments to relationships and to the person we love. "Love is like an antique vase. It's hard to find, hard to get, yet easy to break." Everyday, everywhere...people fall in love. But just how many of these relationships are self-sacrificing love, and not just relationships which are formed only for the intense feeling of falling in love? I know hundreds of friends who say the magical words "I love you"...but more often that not, the truth is just --- I am IN love with you. There is a difference between being in love with someone and loving someone. If a person says he/she is in love with you, he/she means that he/she likes you for who you are now and he/she fell in love with you because of the present you. This kind of love is temporary and will only lasts as long as the fairytale lasts. When fairy godmother comes in at night to whirl us back in reality, we see the heartache of such a relationship. But if a person says he/she loves you, he/she means that he/she loves you unconditionally for who you are now, who you were you in the past and who you might be in the future. When he/she says he/she loves you and really means it, you have to ask yourself if you love him/her too or if you are only in love with the idea of being in love. It is very hard to see the difference through logical thinking.

Current mood: lonely Have you ever been lonely or maybe your lonely now...Dont you just wish you could fill that part of your life? I mean you could have everything you ever wanted and then some but there is that emptiness that fills your heart..We all live are lives and can be happy but we all deep down inside want and need to have someone there to share it with..What is life filled with happiness and all that if you can share it with someone.. I am at the point in my life that I am ready to have the special someone..I want that someone that makes me laugh, holds my hand, to cuddle up with everynight, the one that is going to be there to pick me up when I am down, someone that lights my life up and makes me a better person.. Oh and what ever happen to the REAL LOVE? You know the LOVE our grandparents have or had..The LOVE that never fades or ends..LOVE that is unconditional to the end..Have we really forgotten what LOVE is? People get so rapped up in what they think LOVE is they have forgotten that LOVE is way different then LUST..People think they are IN LOVE or they LOVE someone when in all its just really LUST and when that LUST ends so does the relationship..That is why so many poeple get hurt these days and are affaid to LOVE or LOVE again after they are hurt with what they think is a broken heart...When it was just really a set back for the LUST..People just need to take a step back and realize what they are seeking in a relationship LUST or LOVE..Or what they really do have if they are in a relationship..Do they have LOVE or LUST? I know I am seeking TRUE LOVE...And when I find that TRUE LOVE I know in my heart he will be the one that I will kiss goodnight before I go to bed everynight and wake up to every morning with another kiss..Life is way too short not to share it with someone specail...

Current mood: frustrated Ok first of all before I start getting HATE mail...lol..What I am about to say is not meant for ALL MEN and I know NOT ALL MEN are like this and this way..I am just tired of the games, I am pisses, and letting off steam..So do hate me and please dont take any of this the wrong way guys..So with that being said here we go... WTF..Why is it that guys will tell you what you want to here and make you feel special and all..But yet they are saying the same shit to like 10 different girls..Whats up with that? I understand women do it to..But I am not one of them..I will tell ya how it is and how I feel and I dont give a fuck if you like what I say on how I feel or what I am thinking..But at least it will be the TRUTH ad I will be HONEST about it.. Why the fucking games? What is the point of it? Why tell a girl all that shit? I swear someone fucking poeple..Why dont you just be blunt about it..And tell her what you are really wanting..Like Hey babe I really dont want to say nice things to ya and mean them and I really dont want to have a relationship I just want to fuck you..I mean that way hell at lease she knows what you really want instead of fucking playing childish head games.. FUCK that..I will be alone, single, maturbating with my damn toys for the rest of my life before I put up with that shit...I am so over men and the fucking games they play with me its not even funny..Sad thing is they think I am so fucking stupid that I dont know the shit they are doing..I do have intelligence I am not just a pretty face...Got news for ya I do have a brain and I do know how to use it..Daddy didnt raise a idiot... All I want to know is why the games and not just be honest? I am and if you know me you know I am very BLUNT and HONEST about EVERYTHING..You know guys you might be surprised how far you will get when you are blunt and honest with me..No that does not mean I am going to FUCK you..lol Anyhow I just dont understand why yall are like that..Maybe it is because I am not that way is why I dont understand..So if anyone can tell why they do the shit they do please let me know...I know why but I want feed back to see if I maybe wrong..And like I said I know not ALL MEN are like this