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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train

Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! >>>VIRGO<<< Dominant in relationships. >Sexy. >someone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIO<<< >Can be mean. >EXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring. >>>LIBRA<<< >Very pretty. >Very romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... >the most irresistible >>>ARIES<<< >Outgoing. >lovable >Spontanious. >Not one to FUCK with. >Erotic. >Funny. >Take you on trips to the moon in bed. > excellent kisser >EXTREMELY sexy. >Loves being in long relationships.=) >Addictive. >Loud. >best in bed >>>AQUARIUS<<< >Trustworthy. >Sexy. >Great kisser. >One of a kind. >Loves being in long-term relationships. >Extremely energetic. >unpredictable. >from the future. >will exceed your expectations. >Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out >Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! >>>GEMINI<<< >Nice. >Love is one of a kind. >Great listeners >Very Good in bed. >Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. >Trustworthy. >Always happy. >Loud. >Talkative. >Outgoing >VERY FORGIVING>Loves to make out >Has a beautiful smile >Generous >Strong >ULTRA SEXY >THE MOST IRRESISTABLE >>>LEO<<< >Great talker. >Sexy and passionate. >Laid back. >Knows how to have fun. >Is really good at sex >Great kisser. >Unpredictable. >Outgoing. >Down to earth. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >Not one to mess with. >Rare to find. >Good when found. >>>CANCER<<< >MOST AMAZING KISSER. >Very high sex appeal. > Great in bed!!! > Love is one of a kind. > Very romantic. > Most caring person you will ever meet! > Entirely creative > Extremely random and proud of it > Freak in bed> Spontaneous> Great tellin stories > Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it > Someone you should hold on to> >>>PISCES<<< >Caring and kind >Smart. >Center of attention. >Too Sexy, DAMN IT. >Very high sex appeal. >Has the last word. >The best to find, hardest to keep. >Fun to be around. >Freak in the sheets >Extremely weird but in a good way. >Super good in bed. (Da Man) >Good Sense of Humor!!! >Thoughtful >A partner for life >Always gets what he or she wants. >loves to joke >Very popular >Silly, fun and sweet. >>>CAPRICORN<<< >love to bust >Nice >Sassy. >Intelligent. >Sexy. >Predict future. >Irrestible, awes0me kisser. >Loves being in long relationships >Great talker. >Always gets what he or she wants. >BY FAR the BEST in BED. >Very sexy >Coolest >Loves to own Gemini's in sports >extremely funn >loves to joke >Loves to be your first. so ull never forget >Smart >>>TAURUS<<< >Aggressive. >Freak in bed. >Rare to find! >Loves being in long relationships.=) >Likes to give a good fight for what they want. >Extremely outgoing. >Sexy as ........ >Loves to help people in times of need. >Outstanding kisser. >Very funny >Awesome personality >stubborn>Sexual as ......... >Most caring person you will ever meet! >One of a kind. >Not one to fuck with. >Are the most sexiest people on earth! >>>SAGITTARIUS<< >Spontaneous. >Horny. >Freak in Bed. >High sex appeal. >Rare to find. >Great when found. >Loves being in long relationships. >The one >So much love to give >Not one to mess wit >Very pretty. >Very romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna fuck with u might end up crying ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, people with green eyes are very cute and love to cuddle. They have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very very sexy and very attractive towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to play games they are very out going and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice when they are mad . If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special Brown Eyes- Sexy as hell,people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Best in bed can last for days.....way better than hazel eyed people.....Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to mess with,repost this if you have brown eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT 4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6. DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID 5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME 1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE 3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. 6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR 7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7 9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND 10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE 11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK

PRESENT 01. Is your hair wet? 03. Do you miss someone? 04. Are you wearing makeup? 05. Are you wearing chapstick? 06. Are you cold: 07. Are you tired: 08. Are you excited? 09. Are you watching tv? PAST. 01. Recently done anything you regret: 02. Ever stuck gum under a desk? 03. Ever kicked someone? 04. Ever trip over your own feet? 05. Ever cried so hard you almost threw up? TODAY 01. have you cursed: 02. have you yelled at someone: 03. have you gotten mad at someone: 04. have you cried: 05. have you called more than 3 people: 06. have you im'd more than 3 people: Q 01: is there a person who is on your mind right now? A 01: Q 02: where is the last place you went? A 02: Q 03: who is the last person you called? a 03: Q 04: what's the last piece of advice you've recieved? A 04: Q 05: do you have any siblings? A 05: Q 06: do you smile often? A 06: Q 07: do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? A 07: Q 08: do you wish on stars? A 08: Q 09: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? A 09: Q 10: when was the last time that you cried? A 10: Q 11: do you like your handwriting? A 11: Q 12: are you a friendly person? A 12: Q 13: who's bed did you sleep in last night? A 13: Q 14: what color shirt are you wearing? A 14: Q 15: do you have any pets? A 15: Q 16: what is the color of your bedsheets? A 16: Q 17: what were you doing at 3am yesterday A 17: Q 18: I cant wait until... A 18: Q 19: Is tom on your friends list? A 19: Q 20: look to your right. what's there? A 20: Q 21: Is there someone that you just want to kiss but aren't really sure how they would react so you're scared to try? A 21: Q 22: Ever cried yourself to sleep? A 22: Q 23: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? A 23: Q 25: Are you normally a happy person? A 25: Q 26: Has anyone ever said "I love you" to you? A 26: Q 27: Is your self esteem low right now? A 27: Q 28: What are you listening to right now? A 28:

If We Met Under The Mistletoe Would You kiss ME? [ ] YES [ ] NO If YES... [ ] CHEEK [ ] LIPS anyplace else???______________ Do you even need a mistletoe to kiss me? Do you WANT to meet me under the mistletoe?? Repost this in next 30 seconds or you will have the WORST Christmas ever. repy to my inbox...