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"Rest in peace Heath"












!!!!!!!!!!!!"IS FUCKIN AWESOME"!!!!!!!!!!!!






!!!!!"And if you think you like it then
you'll love the after party"!!!!! LMAO!!!!!











Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

1 If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2 I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3 If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4 How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5 I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

7 Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

8 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!

9 If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

10 You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

11 Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

12 Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

13 I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

14 How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.