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1390779's blog: "dork proof"

created on 10/24/2010  |  http://fubar.com/dork-proof/b337293

Who in their right mind is working at 4pm (PST) on a Saturday?

 

I don't expect anyone to read, let alone understand... I'm just venting.

 

Random operator guy is seeing a SRVO-024 Move Error Excess alarm on his robot, and wants me to fix it over the phone. I ask many questions which lead my to learning he's been overloading a motor, which can only handle 3Kg, for 18 hours a day, seven days a week... the past two fucking years, and explain that he's likely worn the brake mechanism, if not the motor itself. He's so hellbent on production production production that he's about to tear into it himself before I explain there are no serviceable parts on the motor, and he'd end up getting nasty gearbox oil all over the fucking place if he tried.

1. Your robot is out of warranty.

2. Even if it was under warranty, you voided it by overloading the axis.

3. You have four robots and no spare parts? Production must not be THAT important to you.

4. Go home. Have a beer. Fuck work. Your overworked robot just bought you some rest. Enjoy it.

5. blah blah blah!

The Manson Family Lounge:

Where "welcome to the family" has a whole 'nother meaning...

The only music in this lounge would be The Beatles' White Album.

 

The David Koresh Branch Davidian Lounge:

Any women over the age of 20 are banned and Bitchin' Camaro by The Dead Milkmen is on loop

 

The Trenchcoat Mafia Columbine Kidz Lounge:

Uh, nevermind. I think I was in one like this should be last week. There's at least 10 of them.

 

The '70s Porno Lounge:

Where boom chicka boom porno music is played by DJ's with big porno staches and cheesy porn clips are on video where the chicks have huge bushes and oh wait, thats not a porn clip. That's live. Ewwww.

 

Please don't forget to vote for my Sciencey Fair project every day. Comments are nice too please! Thank you!

You and Whose Army?

1) Put your iPod/Windows Media Player on Shuffle -Check

2)2For each answer push the next button for your answer - Check

3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS - Yeah, Okay. Check

4)Tag 20 friends - I dun wanna

5)Everyone tagged must do the same thing - :P

____________________________________________________________________

1.) If someone says "Are you okay" you say? Beneath Below - Isis

2.) How would you describe yourself? Haven't Got A Clue - The Flaming Lips

3.) What do you like in a Guy/Girl? Trilateral Commission As Dinner Guests - Omar Rodriguez Lopez

4.) How do you feel today? Incident At Gate 7 - Thievery Corporation

5.) What is your life's purpose? Roll Right - Rage Against The Machine

6.) What's your motto? After Shock (Chaos Never Died) - Praxis

7.) What do your friends think of you? Constructing Towers - Isis

8.) What do your parents think of you? Guilty - Alice Cooper

9.) What do you think about very often? In The Arms Of God - Corrosion Of Conformity

10.) What is 2+2? II - MGR

11.) What do you think about your bestfriend? Any Colour You Like - Pink Floyd

12.) What is your life story? I'm The Slime - Frank Zappa

13.) What do you want to be when you grow up? Liquid Oval - Idiom Creak

)14.) How do you feel when you see the person you like? Like Herod - Mogwai

15.) What will you dance to at your wedding? Passenger - Deftones

16.) What will they play at your funeral? Heliosphan - Aphex Twin

17.) What is your hobby/interest? Intolerance - TOOL

18.) What are you afraid of? Grease Paint and Monkey Brains - White Zombie

19.) What is your biggest secret? Thou Shalt Always Kill - Dan LeSac & Scroobius Pip

20.) What do you want right now? No Quarter - Led Zeppelin

21.) What do you think of your friends? Sonic Attack - Hawkwind

22.) What will you name this note? You And Whose Army? - Radiohead

This year's Sciencey Fair has only a few entries, but I must say, I'm up against some very stiff competition. Everyone made wonderful contributions! So if you would like, please go take a look and vote, comment, or come back here and pick on me for being a dork :)

 

Here's the link

...and so does Dean. You see, Dean needs 15 more new fans before he can level. I fanned him a few weeks ago because he's a cool guy and I wouldn't want him not to level! I totally upset the fan-less balance of my page just to help him out.

Deans Psychedelic Breakfast

@ fubar

And this is where helping us both comes in. You see, as soon as he levels (yay!) I'll be able to remove him from my fan list! lol

 

I wish to thank you all for your time, and your support. You're such good friends, and I'm happy I came back. 

I took this screen name as a joke, because the Large Hadron Collider at CERN sounds like it's some kind of porn film starring the Higgs Boson. So here I am a few years later thinking that what if Higgs Boson were a super hero? The so-called "god particle", the theoretical fundamental building block of all matter in the known universe. What traits would a super hero with that name take on? I asked myself, in reverse of most super heroes who name themselves once their powers are discovered.

If this were a comic book character, Higgs Boson would be super-dense, and have the biggest ego in the universe. As far as he's concerned, he may as well be God, because the real one hasn't shown up yet. These would be his only super powers. Neither of them being any true benefit, his winning out through sheer force of will and averting danger via bumbling, yet good natured stupidity (and a whole lot of luck, much to the annoyance of foe and friend alike!)

Anyone know how to draw? I'll marry you as soon as I'm divorced, unless you have a penis.

low key

I'm siting on my bed listening to a band called Electric Wizard, who can best be described as Black Sabbath on acid, which led me to go over the types of music I find myself listening to the most.

 

doom

stoner rock

post rock

post metal

drone

ambient

even ambient drone doom

 

I'm at my happiest when immersed in minor-keyed guitar and heavy bass radiating at bone-shaking decibel levels from extremely large speakers. In the summer I wear black in the sun and soak up heat without a whimper of complaint , which seems to bother people around me because I'm almost always asked if I'm baking (and has nothing to do with music, but I felt it worth mentioning).

 

The universe around us exists in the form of energy levels and vibrations of varying frequency, and me, I'm tuned low key.

Ted Nugent - Rang Dang Sweet BoomRang!

Al Jourgensen - Rang a Ding Dang, my Rang a Lang, Ding Dang!

Gene Simmons - I'm suing all of you that have KISS in your playlists!

 

(this is a work in progress... feel free to add anyone you can think of and status messages they might say!)

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