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49 Year Old · Male · From Longview, TX · Joined on July 1, 2007 · Born on January 4th · 1 referrals joined!
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49 Year Old · Male · From Longview, TX · Joined on July 1, 2007 · Born on January 4th · 1 referrals joined!
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I'm a straight male from Texas. I'm considered a tall drink of water at 6'3''. Nobody calls me 'Slim'. I'm complicated, opinionated, I've masturbated, regurgitated, I'm gilflurted, a little disconcerted and sometimes cornfrused.....but I'm rarely boring.

OK, sometimes I'm boring, but it's rare.

49 Year Old · Male · From Longview, TX · Joined on July 1, 2007 · Born on January 4th · 1 referrals joined!
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I find myself golfing occasionally. I ski when the water is warm. I play video games when it rains. I cook when I'm hungry, cuz I'm good at it. If the mood strikes me I like to leave town for a couple weeks where nobody can find me. I find myself drawn to historical locations,no matter how old or mundane. I'm fond of women, they intrigue me to no end. Movies take up a good deal of my time when it's dark. Classic cars are pure eye candy. I'm some sort of weird hybrid of Texas country and technogeek, it's complicated.

I do other stuff as well, I just don't have the inclination to write it all out. If I told you everything here, why would you bother asking me questions later?

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    YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum!

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    Hi there just stopped by to show some love *Muah*

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    Hey Sexy

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    hey how r you? just dropped by to say hi!

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    Hi ya

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    well rockin on by to give love *muah*

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    just wanted to stop by and say hello

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    Hey babe wanted to say Hello!!

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    Wanted to stop and say HELLO!!!

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    ya its kinda my signature thing..............ya know!! how ya been my friend??

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    im stalking........whassup?

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    thanks

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    Dropping in to say *Kisses*

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    ok wut u mean by that?

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    Hey just showing some love on your page

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    Hey just stopped by to leave u some UK love

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    damn........tall is ~sweet~ Hope your having a great weekend~

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    thank for stopping by and thanks for the 10's

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