Following is a shout box chat with the following "porn star" (http://fubar.com/3520932)
roykhan: You r a cutie pie... (At this point he hasn't even viewed my profile)
To roykhan: ok
roykhan: okay i am a porn star will you wanna talk ?
To roykhan: You're a porn star?
roykhan: yeah i am a porn star
To roykhan: I see. So what's your porn name?
roykhan: trust me .. i wont reveal that ... but i am a porn star .... and i am not like others ... i do have my own place... i must say that i do respect ladies (So, most porn stars don't have their own place? Do they live in mom's basement? Is there a porn star hotel they all hang at?)
To roykhan: Uh huh. Well, hate to say but I don't believe you. You're telling me I'm a cutie pie yet you didn't view any of my pictures.
roykhan: well i have just seen your two pics... with salues ... ... and other than that i really didnt visit.... (Two rates now appear on my salute pics)
To roykhan: Uh huh
roykhan: well wht ever .... but i wont lie
To roykhan: Good for you
To roykhan: So I gotta know. Was I suppose to be impressed that you're a porn star?
roykhan: i dont know ... that is your deal..... my thought was ,,, just to let you know who actually i am ... so i have told you mamyy
roykhan: okay .. well i have my nick is Roy ... and my partner in movies is shane
To roykhan: Wow, that's vague
To roykhan: Another thing, you mentioned you had your own place. So what, other porn stars live in their mom's basement or something?
roykhan: i have my own place mean ... i dont shoot my open ... .if someone allow me to shoot her then i do shoot the movies as well..... by my place i mean i dont go to othersplace ... i alays prefer my own place.... you understand now ... i didn't asked for my mom or your mom place ... mamyy (Can anyone interpret this for me? I'm having a bit of a problem making heads or tales out of it)
To roykhan: Oh, so you're not an actual porn star, you're just some perv that videos chicks he's with. Gotcha
roykhan: let me make it pretty clear... that some porn star only fuckladies ... any random lady ... i will give some time.... and yeah i am wild in bed...
To roykhan: Dude, if you're a porn star, that's all you're doing is fucking someone. You give them some time. What? You dont' kick them out of bed right away after you get done filming them?
roykhan: well this is not a case...
To roykhan: What's that suppose to mean, this is not a case? You're saying you give her some time. Time for what?
To roykhan: Time to catch her breath...time for her to actually cum? What?
roykhan: i give her time to get settled .... i am not a spontaneous fucker..... and yeah i dont throw her after fucking her... you knowi give all the due respect to my partner
roykhan: and yeah .... i wont give time once she is with me in my bed..... well then i drive her through my way ....
To roykhan: Drive her through your way? Wow, yeah, there's respect there...NOT
roykhan: yeah .... there is not like i do only my will/// but i am much wild in that way .... and i am expect (thinks that's suppose to be expert, but I'm not sure) in my business
To roykhan: Being wild doesn't make you a porn star
To roykhan: And anyone can set up a cam or two and film
To roykhan: You got any big name movies or are they all low budget flops?
roykhan: a pron star mean .... people does contact us thorugh some persons...... and some people do it every single shoot ... any in my case i do it .... i give time to meet with me..... and tell every thing wht is gonna happen ... and yeah every aspect and yeah the fucming would beon spot ... or in next day or so ...
roykhan: btw were you ever be in porn busines....
To roykhan: Nope. I'm just a freak in bed. I like leather restraints...blindfold...cattle prod...but that's not the case here. You're claiming to be some porn star, not me. (Actually, I don't like cattle prods...sorry guys! LMAO)
At this point, I think I've scared off my lil' wanna be porn dude, but wait...he's back....
roykhan: well you know ... you just mis-understood ..... i am a pron star will all specialities
roykhan: and trust me i m one of your kinds toooooooooo
To roykhan: What's to have misunderstood? You're a porn star that won't give his name that has his own place and has yet to tell me any movies he's done. I think I've followed you pretty well.
To roykhan: If you have no reason to hide then tell me your porn name and a title of a movie you've done
roykhan: Roy L.shaft
roykhan: my best friend is Shane Diesel
roykhan: i dont know wht r you find interesting in all that ....
To roykhan: Nothing really. Just find it rather comical that it took you that long to come up with that.
roykhan: bcz in my businesss .... the supervisiors never let know where actually we are located ... and who actually we are.... speciall y in internet ....
roykhan: in most of the movies share diesel is working on bed and i am into production and some times he is ... as some times we wored togathr
To roykhan: So you're a porn star and producer?
roykhan: both .,.... but i am a pron star as lead
To roykhan: I see
To roykhan: Well, now keep in mind I'm no expert like yourself, but I think you guys really need to improve your game. I mean, the chicks moaning are about as realistic at their fake boobs.
To roykhan: Obviously you're not all that satisfying.
To roykhan: Is that why you rarely see the women cumming, cuz they're not?
To roykhan: Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're not good in bed. I haven't done ya so I wouldn't know but it gets to be a bit of a yawn after awhile
roykhan: well you know ..... we are eperfect in our business.... and we are on the top of our games.... well you 'll understand once you'll give me a chance to fuck you really
To roykhan: If you were perfect, her moans would be a bit more believable then...oh...yes....i'm....cumming
roykhan: do you hav CAM
To roykhan: Fortunately, no, I don't
To roykhan: But it wouldn't matter if I did or not.
roykhan: okay .. gd... but once you'll give me a chance to fuck you .. you'll understand how much deep thursts we give ... and you'll say yourself that your moarn.... are real or febricated.... and you;ll cum many times
To roykhan: I didn't say anything about your deep thrusts. I said the chicks moaning were about as believable at Paranormal Activity being real
roykhan: okay well in movies ... sometimes its the demand of producer to moarn loud... yeah i do agree in that way ... but the game is real.....
To roykhan: RIGHT..LOL
roykhan: can i get a chance to e my partner in the bed .. please
To roykhan: Sorry, I don't fuck porn stars. I mean, let's face it, you'll stick your dick into any hole. God only knows what you got
To roykhan: One, I don't know you so why would I trust you? Two, you're right, you wouldn't do anything I didn't allow you.
To roykhan: That's not the point. The point is you wouldn't get a chance to fuck me because you've done everyone and their mama and their sister
roykhan: fine ... we just met ... and it'll take time to know each other... but i asked it with all my heart
roykhan: you'll have to accept it ..
To roykhan: I don't have to accept anything
roykhan: just give me a chance honey ...
roykhan: we wont fail you ... it will be so good that you'll ove it more more and more .................
roykhan: well noty a tag team ... but being truly honest ... i would love to be with you in bed... and you know i got a huge thong of 9 inches almost
To roykhan: I have toys bigger than you
At this point I went off to shower:
roykhan: well bigger is not a matter ..... wlell the man dick hasits own warmthnes.... and there is not match of it ............. i;ll stcik my cock into your Gspot and you'll scream like a real bitch
To roykhan: Wow...that was about as arousing as, well, nothing
To roykhan: If I want warmth I'll turn up the pulse setting on my showerhead