Some wit and wisdom from one of the greatest thinkers of our time
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.