33 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on July 9, 2012
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on March 23rd
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I have a crush on someone!
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DO NOT ASK ME FOR SEXUAL FAVORS DO NOT ASK ME WHAT SIZE MY BOOBS ARE DO NOT ASK ME IF I WANT TO RIDE YOUR THROBBING ANYTHING! I am an engaged woman and virtual or otherwise i will not do things with anyone else . yes im naughty yes i like it rough tough shit that its my mans job and not yours to please me. if you start a conversation with me by saying hey sexy or hows my baby im likely going to block you because not only did you not read my profile but you decided that i was an object of yours a complete stranger. I'm nice and i like to be nice but i am also probably the biggest bitch you've ever met when you cross me.
you can friend me if your a guy im not against guy friends but so long as your only looking for friendship we will get along great
girls that means you too lol gay bi or lez it matters not to me i will friend anyone that wants to be my friend just dont hit on me and if you cant find something else to talk about the find someone else to talk to
i love to sing and like to believe i sound good but thats an opinion haha. i love to read, not the most social person i love doing intimate activities rather then group functions. im funny, outgoing, and i love to be bad. i have a dark sense of humor, sometimes dry sometimes dirty but always a blast.
I DO NOT GO ON CAM FOR ANYONE OR ANY REASON it is to intimate a communication and i refuse to do it
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33 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on July 9, 2012
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on March 23rd
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Danceing, music (classic rock, metal, techno, alternative rock, random songs that you cant help but like) i dabble on the xbox (dead island, left for dead, halo, rage, f.e.a.r, assassins creed, etc.) reading, drawing, swiming, going places
Music
music (classic rock, metal, techno, alternative rock, random songs that you cant help but like) again
Movies
to many
Idols
.... none...unless i get snarkey and say simon cowl hahaha
Video Games
i dabble on the xbox (dead island, left for dead, halo, rage, f.e.a.r, assassins creed, etc.)...again lol
The Original Joke of the DAy A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher,"You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied,"Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."