In order to pay his medical school tuition, a student was working two jobs over the summer.One was as a butcher's assistant and the other as a hospital orderly, both jobs that required the young man wear a long white coat.One night he was wheeling a woman into surgery when she sat up suddenly, looked him in the eye, and screamed,"God save me! It's the butcher!"
A man was driving through town when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he was certain he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block again and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly. Again, the camera flashed.Now he began to think this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera still flashed.He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did it again a fifth time and again the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied."What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back,"University of Oklahoma."
