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54 Year Old · Male · From Hampton, VA · Joined on May 20, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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I am a person who doesn't mind a bit of fun, or hearing a good joke as well. I am not here to flirt but if I see something that catches my interest (a question, for example) I will comment.
When I appear on your profile page, expect me to fluff your page.

Whatever your religious belief, this is a good prayer for everyone ( thank you native beauty)

Native American (or any belief) prayer

O great spirit,
Whose voice I hear in the winds,
And whose breath gives life to all the world
-HEAR ME-
I am small and weak,
I need your strength and wisdom.
Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset.
Make my hands respect the things you have made; my ears sharp to hear your voice.
Make me wise, so that I may know the things you have taught my people.
The lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock.
I seek strength not to be superior to my brothers, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy: myself.
Make me ever ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes, so when life fades as a fading sunset my spirit may come to you without shame.

What should one title a children's novel about a guy who is a fraud and weaves a complex network of lies? Charlatan's Web.

If you give boneless beef to a hungry horse in Pennsylvania, is that a Philly filly fillet?

---<---<---@=rose (for the ladies)

Quotes I live by:
Never judge a book by its cover.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
(Probably more truth to this one than I realize) If you can't appreciate me for the wonderful person I am, oh well.
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Where do superheroes like to hang out? Cape Town.

What letter can you drink? The letter "T".

What do you get when you mix history and oil? Ancient grease.

Why did the potato go to France? He wanted to be a French fry.

What kind of tree has fingers? A palm tree.

What do you need to break in order to use it? An egg.

What is a plumber's favorite song? Singing in the Drain.

Where can you find a small pool in a doctor's office? The wading room.

What do dinosaurs put on presents? Rib-bones.

Which birds like to stick together? Vel-crows.

What is the fastest liquid? Milk; because it pasteurized before you see it.

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54 Year Old · Male · From Hampton, VA · Joined on May 20, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 16th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I like working puzzles (crossword, jumble, sudoku)
Music
I like country and old time music (Big Band, Oldies, etc.)

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