BASICS.

name: Lacuna

fake name: Steven Langdon

are you an illegal immigrant: Oh U Know it

if you could change your birthday what would you change it to?: I wouldnt

favorite cotton candy flavor?: Ouch my teefs hurt :(

dumb things you like to do?: its all for a good reason ok!!

are you a nerd: U Bethca!!

most stupid human trick: trying to get females to touch their elbows behind their back

light or dark?: both

RANDOM:

do you think it's possible to drown a rubber duck?: Only if it has a hole in it

if you had a set of golf clubs, what color would the handles be?: Black

while playing in the sprinkler have you ever tripped over it?: Fudgin Rights

have you ever blown your nose so hard the kleenex broke?: Yea.. then it got on my shirt.. from there my pants.. well it was a disaster ok!!

sticky tack or tape?: Tape..

which is better the mall or the mall parking lot? I work at one it all sucks ass

when your gum falls on the floor, do you pick it up and put it back in your mouth or do you leave it there?: Leave it..

if you were to be killed by a fictional serial killer who would it be?: I dont know..

if you could have tea with a famous person, who would it be?: Not a clue

would you invite me?: Sure

CLOTHES:

do you wear them?: sometimes

how about while you are sleeping?: most of the time

speaking of sleeping, what's your favorite kind of soda?: Ummm ok..I dont drink soda


tall tees or tight tees?: Men's Medium??

thongs, normal underwear, or NAKIE?: panties

if you had to wear a halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?: I think Im pretty scary the way I am

would you rather wear an eskimo coat....or an eskimo!? definately the eskimo haha

do you think toothpicks are a nice fashion accessory?: not really no

SEX:
virgin/not a virgin/ you really have no idea: what do you think

gay/straight/crooked: Straight

have you ever made a "video"?: nope

was paris hilton in it?: god no shes bad

hand job?: never had one

inside or outside....or both at once?: mainly inside.. depependant on weather i guess

toys?: if needed

give or take: Give

what's your favorite color?: red

PLANTS AND ANIMALS:

favorite weed?: none

favorite land animal?: ME!!

favorite water animal?: mamauls

favorite vegetable grown on a plant?: :S Im picky about food

favorite fictional animal?: the teenage mutant ninja turtles

do you discriminate flowers by their color?: Only when their dead

if you had to train a plant to do anything, what would you train it to do?: Backflips..

would you rather have a ferret or a squirrel?: Neither only cuz ferrets suck.. but a squirrels are crazy

did you know that some people eat animals?!: OMG!!! SERIOUSLY????

would you rather look at a plant or eat it?: depends on the plant!

HAVE YOU EVER:
eaten caviar?: nope

punched a rhino, if so did it hurt?: nope

snorted kool-aid....if so....what flavor?: nope

started your hand on fire?: nah

put your head through a wall?:again nope

had a famous person use your bathroom:nope

have you ever tipped over in a canoe?: tried not too

have you ever seen your uncle at the mall?: once when I was like 5

have you ever lied about it?: nope

have you ever eaten something edible?: thats a dumb question.