I don't care for typing these, but I'll try. My name is Dan, I'm 26 and I live in New Hampshire. I have a small social circle that's pretty tight knit, which is how I like it because anything larger would be too distracting. I like to read, mostly history, non-fiction or outlandish, fringe conspiracy theory stuff because the official account of something is usually boring. I enjoy the work of George Carlin and think his death marked the end of an era, namely good comedians. Meanwhile, smarmy, self-assured toolbags like Dane Cook continue to breathe. I loathe reality television universally, I will never subject myself to such asinine, sensationalist bullshit. MTV is the biggest offender, but even I might watch that horrid channel again soon, because Beavis & Butthead is returning with new episodes. Two pea-brained, crude, sexist no-goods but their stupidity is satire, at least. Unlike Jersey Shore.

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And don't get offended if you IM me and I take awhile to reply; I might be logged in, but not always at my computer. I try to get back to everyone. I have a salute; it's in my gallery. It isn't my primary photo because the quality is terrible. But my face AND the salute are clearly visible. I think that's all the proof you need.